Comparison of 1939 and 2010 texts

Emendations by Danis Rose and John O'Hanlon

Key:  (f391939 text 2010 textf10)

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As the lion in our teargarten remembers the nenuphars of his Nile (shall Ariuz forget Arioun or Boghas the baregams of the Marmarazalles from Marmeniere?) it may be, tots wearsense full a naggin in twentyg have sigilposted what in our brievingbust, (f39thatºf10) the besieged bedreamt him (f39stil stillºf10) and solely of those lililiths undeveiled which had undone him, gone for (f39age ayeºf10), and knew not the watchful treachers at his wake, and theirs to stay. Fooi, fooi, chamermissies! Zeepyzoepy, larcenlads! Zijnzijn (f39Zijnzijn zijnzijnºf10)! It may be, we moest ons hasten selves te declareer it, that he reglimmed? presaw? the fields of heat and yields of wheat where corngold Ysit? shamed and shone. It may be, we habben to upseek a bitty door our good township's courants want we knew't, that with his deepseeing insight (had not wishing (f39oftebeen oftbeenºf10) but good time wasted), (f39petrifiedºf10) within his patriarchal shamanah, broadsteyne 'bove citie (Twillby! Twillby!)(f39,f10) he(f39,ºf10) conscious of enemies, a kingbilly whitehorsed in a Finglas mill, prayed(f39,f10) as he sat on anxious seat(f39,ºf10) (kunt ye neat gift mey toe bout a peer saft eyballds!) during that three and a hellof hours' agony of silence, ex profundis malorum, (f39and bredf10) with unfeigned charity that his (f39ouxtradorºf10) wordwounder(f39,ºf10) (f39(f10) an (f39engles engelsºf10) to the teeth who(f39,f10) nomened Nash of Girahash(f39,ºf10) would go (f39anyold where anyoldwhereºf10) in the weeping world on his mottled belly (the rab, the kreeponskneed!) for milk, music or married missusses(f39),ºf10) might(f39,ºf10) mercy to providential benevolence's (f39(f10) who hates prudencies(f39)ºf10) astuteness(f39,ºf10) unfold into the first of a distinguished dynasty of his posteriors,
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blackfaced connemaras not of the fold but elder children of his household, his most besetting of ideas (pace his twolve predamanant passions) being the formation, as in more favoured climes, where the Meadow of Honey is guestfriendly and the Mountain of Joy receives, of a truly criminal stratum, Ham's cribcracking yeggs, thereby at last eliminating from (f39the oppidump, much desultory delinquency fromºf10) all classes and masses with directly derivative decasualisation: sigarius (sic!) vindicat urbes terrorum (sicker!): and so, to mark a (f39bank lankºf10) taal she arter, the (f39obedience hobedienceºf10) of the citizens elp the ealth of the ole.
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Now gode. Let us leave theories there and return to here's here. Now hear. 'Tis gode again. The teak coffin, Pughglasspanelfitted, feets to the east, was to turn in (f39handyºf10) later, and pitly patly near the porpus, materially effecting the cause. And this, liever, is the thinghowe. Any number of conservative public bodies, through a number of select and other committees having power to add to their number, before voting themselves and himself, town, port and garrison, by a fit and proper resolution, following a koorts order of the groundwet, once for all out of plotty existence, as a forescut, so you maateskippey might to you cuttinrunner on a neuw pack of klerds, made him, while his body still persisted, their present of a protem grave in Moyelta of the best Lough Neagh pattern, then as much in demand among misonesans as the Isle of Man today among limniphobes. Wacht even! It was in a fairly fishy kettlekerry(f39,f10) after the Fianna's foreman had taken his handful, enriched with ancient woods and dear dutchy deeplinns mid which were an old knoll and a troutbeck, vainyvain of her osiery and a chatty sally with any Wilt or Walt who would ongle her as Izaak did to the tickle of his rod and watch her waters of(f39,f10) her sillying waters of(f39,ºf10) and there now(f39,f10) brown peater (f39arripple everippleºf10) (may their quilt gild lightly over his (f39somnolulutent somnolutentºf10) form!)(f39,ºf10) Whoforyou lies his last, by the wrath of Bog, like the erst curst Hun in the bed of his treubleu Donawhu.

Best. This wastohavebeen underground heaven, or mole's paradise(f39,f10) which was probably also an inversion of a phallopharos(f39,ºf10) intended to foster wheat crops and to (f39ginder gingerºf10) up (f39theºf10) tourist trade (its (f39architecht architectºf10), Mgr Peurelachasse, having been obcaecated lest
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he should petrifake suchanevver while the contractors(f39,ºf10) Messrs T. A. (f39Birkett Birkettsºf10) and L. O. Tuohalls(f39,ºf10) were made invulnerably venerable)(f39,f10) first in the west, our misterbilder, Castlevillainous, openly damned and blasted by means of a hydromine, system Sowan and (f39Belting Beltinyºf10), exploded from a reinvented T.N.T. bombingpost up ahoy of eleven (f39and thirty hundred and thirtytwoºf10) wingrests (circiter) to (f39sternbooard sternboordºf10) out of his aerial thorpeto, Auton Dynamon, contacted with the expectant minefield by tins of improved ammonia lashed to her shieldplated gunwale(f39,ºf10) and fused into (f39tripupcables tripup cablesºf10), slipping through (f39tholse tholesºf10) and playing down from the conning tower into the ground battery fuseboxes, all differing as clocks from keys since nobody appeared to have the same time of beard, some saying by their Oorlog it was (f39Sygstryggs Sygstrygg'sºf10) to nine, more holding with the Ryan vogt it was Dane to pfife. He afterwards(f39,f10) whaanever his blaetther began to fail off him and his rough bark was wholly husky and, stoop by stoop, he neared it (wouldmanspare!)(f39,ºf10) carefully lined the ferroconcrete result with rotproof bricks and (f39mortat mortarºf10), fassed to fossed, and retired beneath the heptarchy of his towerettes, the beauchamp, byward, (f39bull bellºf10) and lion, the white, the wardrobe and
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bloodied, so encouraging (insteppen, alls als hats beliefd!) additional useful councils public with hoofd offdealings which were welholden of ladykants te huur out such as the Breeders' Union, the Guild of Merchants of the Staple et(f39,f10) a.u.c. to present unto him with funebral pomp(f39,ºf10) over and above that a stone slab with the usual (f39Mac Pelah MacPelahºf10) address of (f39velediction valedictionºf10), a very fairworded instance of falsemeaning adamelegy: We have done ours gohellt with you, Heer Herewhippit, overgiven it, skidoo!

But t'house and allaboardshoops! Show coffins, winding sheets, (f39goodbuy bierchepes,ºf10) cinerary urns, liealoud (f39blasses brassesºf10), snuffchests, poteentubbs(f39, goodbuy bierchepesºf10), lacrimal vases, hoodendoses, reekwaterbeckers, breakmiddles, zootzaks for eatlust, including upyourhealthing rookworst and meathewersoftened forkenpootsies and for that matter, javel also, any kind of inhumationary bric au brac for the (f39adornment adornamentºf10) of his glasstone honophreum(f39,ºf10) would, met these trein of konditiens, naturally follow, halas, in the ordinary course, enabling that roundtheworlder wandelingswight, did suches pass
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him, to live all safeathomely the presenile days of his life of opulence, ancient ere decrepitude, late lents last lenience(f39,ºf10) till stuffering stage, whaling away the whole of the while(f39, lethelulledf10) ((f39hypnos chilia eonion! hypnos chilia eonon!f10)) (f39lethelulledºf10) between explosion and reexplosion (Donnaurwatteur! Hunderthunder!) from grosskopp to megapod, embalmed, of grand age, rich in death anticipated.

But abide Zeit's sumonserving, rise (f39afterfall after fallºf10)(f39.:f10) (f39Blueblitzbolted blueblitzboltedºf10) from (f39there, knowing the hingeworms of the hallmirks of habitationlesness Sideriaºf10), buried burrowing in Gehinnon, (f39there, knowing the hingeworms of the hallmirks of habitationlessness,ºf10) to proliferate through all his Unterwealth, seam by seam, sheol om sheol, and revisit our Uppercrust (f39Sideriaf10) of Utilitarios, the divine one, the hoarder hidden(f39,f10) (f39propaguting propagatingºf10) his plutorpopular progeniem of pots and pans and pokers and puns from biddenland to boughtenland, the spearway fore the spoorway.

The other spring offensive on the heights of Abraham may have come about all quite by accidence(f39,.f10) Foughtarundser (for Breedabrooda had at length (f39presuaded persuadedºf10) him to have himself to be as septuply buried as the murdered Cian in Finntown)(f39,ºf10) had not been three monads in his watery grave (what vigilantes and ridings then and spuitwyne pledges with aardappel frittling!) when portrifaction, dreyfussed as ever, began to ramp, ramp, ramp, the boys are parching. A hoodenwinkle gave the signal and a blessing paper freed the flood. Why did the patrizien make him scares with his gruntens? Because the druiven were muskating at the door. From both Celtiberian camps (granting at the onset for the sake of argument that men on the two sides(f39,ºf10) in New South Ireland and Vetera Uladh, bluemin and pillfaces, during the ferment With the Pope or On the Pope, had, moors or letts, grant ideas, grunted) all conditions, poor cons and dives mor, each, of
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course, on the purely doffensive since the eternals were owlwise on their side every time, were drawn toowards their Bellona's Black Bottom, once Woolwhite's Waltz (Ohiboh, how becrimed, becursekissed and bedumbtoit!)(f39,ºf10) some for want of proper feeding in youth, others already caught in the honourable act of slicing (f39outºf10) careers for family and carvers in conjunction(f39;:ºf10) and(f39,ºf10) if emaciated (f39nough enoughºf10), the person garrotted may have suggested to whomever (f39heºf10)
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took the ham of, the plain being involved in darkness, low cirque waggery, nay, even the first old wugger of himself in the flesh, whiggissimus incarnadined, when falsesighted by the ifsuchhewas bully on the hill(f39,º a tory of the tories,ºf10) for there had circulated freely fairly among his opposition the feeling that in so hibernating Massa (f39Ewacka Eewackaºf10), who, previous to that demidetached life, had been known of barmicidal days, cook said, between (f39soups and savours soup and savouryºf10), to get outside his own length of rainbow trout and taerts atta tarn as no man of woman born, nay(f39,ºf10) could, like the great crested (f39brebe grebeºf10), devour his (f39threescoreten three score tenºf10) of roach per lifeday, ay, and as many minnow a minute (the big mix, may Gibbet choke him!)(f39,ºf10) was, like the salmon of his ladderleap(f39,ºf10) all this time of totality(f39,º noctu semenipsum manducare,ºf10) secretly and by suckage (f39feeing feedingºf10) on his own misplaced fat.

Ladies did not disdain those pagan ironed times of the first city (called after the ugliest Danadune) when a frond was a friend inneed to carry, as earwigs do their dead, their soil to the earthball where indeeth we shall calm decline, our legacy unknown. Venuses were gigglibly temptatrix, vulcans guffawably eruptious and the whole wives' world frockful of fickles. Fact, any human (f39inyon inyanºf10) you liked any erenoon or efter would take her bare (f39godkin goddkinºf10) out, or an even pair of hem(f39,f10) (lugod! lugodoo!)(f39,f10) and prettily pray with him (or with em even)(f39,ºf10) everyhe to her taste, long for luck, tapette and tape petter and take pettest of all. (f39(Tip!) Tip!ºf10) Wells she'd woo and wills (f39she's she'dºf10) win but how the deer knowed where she'd marry (f39herf10)! Arbour, bucketroom, caravan, ditch? Coach, carriage, wheelbarrow, dungcart?

Kate Strong (f39(tip!)ºf10), a widow ((f39Tiptip! tiptip!f10)) — she pulls a lane picture for us(f39,f10) in a dreariodreama setting, glowing and very vidual, of old dumplan as she nosed it, a homelike cottage of elvanstone with droppings of biddies, stinkend pusshies, moggies' duggies, rotten witchawubbles, festering rubbages and beggars' bullets, if not worse, sending salmofarious germs in gleefully through the smithereen panes — Widow Strong, then, as her weaker had turned him to the wall ((f39Tiptiptip! tiptiptip!f10)), did most all the scavenging from good King Hamlaugh's gulden dayne (f39onwards,ºf10) though her lean besom cleaned but sparingly(f39,ºf10) and her bare statement reads that,
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there being no macadamised (f39Sidetracks sidetracksºf10) on those old nekropolitan nights (f39in,ºf10) barring a footbatter, Bryant's Causeway, bordered with speedwell, white clover and sorrel a wood knows,
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which left off, being beaten, where the plaintiff was struck, she left down, as scavengers(f39,ºf10) who will be scavengers must, her filthdump near the Serpentine in Phornix Park (at her time called Finewell's Keepsacre(f39,ºf10) but later tautaubapptossed Pat's Purge), that dangerfield circling butcherswood where fireworker oh flaherty engaged a nutter of castlemallards and ah for archer (f39stunned's stunned 'sºf10) turk, all over which fossil footprints, bootmarks, fingersigns, elbowdints, (f39kneecaves,ºf10) breechbowls(f39,ºf10) a.s.o. were all successively traced of a (f39most envolving mostenvolvingºf10) description. What subtler timeplace of the weald than such wolfsbelly castrament (f39tof10) will hide a leabhar from Thursmen's brandihands or a loveletter, lostfully hers, that would be lust on Ma, than (f39then when there whereºf10) ructions ended, than here where race began: and by four hands of forethought the first babe of reconcilement is laid in its last cradle of hume sweet hume. Give over it! And no more of it! So pass the pick for child sake! O men!

For hear Allhighest sprack for krischnians as for propagana fidies(f39:f10) and his nuptial eagles sharped their beaks of prey: and every (f39morphyl murphylºf10) man of us, pome by pome, falls back into this terrine: as it was let it be, says he! And it is as though where Agni araflammed and Mithra monished and Shiva slew as mayamutras the (f39streamlettes of theºf10) obluvial waters of our noarchic memory withdrew, windingly goharksome, to some hastyswasty timberman torchpriest, flamenfan, the ward of the wind that lightened the fire that lay in the wood that Jove bolt, at (f39his herºf10) rude word(f39.:ºf10) Posidonius O'Fluctuary! Lave that bloody stone as it is! What are you doing your dirty minx and his big treeblock way up your path? Slip around, you, by the rare of the (f39ministers' minister'sºf10)! And, you, take that barrel back where you got it, (f39Mac Shane's MacShane'sºf10), and go the way your old one went, Hatchettsbury Road! And(f39,f10) gish(f39!,ºf10) how they gushed away, the pennyfares, a whole school for scamper, with their sashes flying sish behind them, all the little pirlypettes! Issy-la-Chapelle! Any lucans, please?
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Yes, the viability of vicinals if invisible is invincible. And we are not trespassing on his corns either. Look at all the plotsch! (f39Fluminian Flaminianf10)! If this was Hannibal's walk it was Hercules' work. And a hungried thousand of the unemancipated slaved the way. The mausoleum lies behind us (O Adgigasta, (f39multipopulipater! multipopulipater!ºf10)) and there are milestones in their cheadmilias faultering along the tramestrack(f39,f10) by Brahm and Anton Hermes! Per omnibus secular seekalarum. Amain. But the past has made us this present of a rhedarhoad. So more boher (f39toºf10) O'Connell! Though rainyhidden, you're rhinohide. And if he's not a Romeo you may scallop your hat. Wereupunder in the fane of Saint Fiacre! Halte!

It was hard by (f39the howe's the howe goesºf10) there, plainly on this disoluded and a buchan cold spot, rupestric then, resurfaced that now is, that Luttrell sold
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if Lautrill bought, in the saddle of (f39thef10) Brennan's (now Malpasplace?) pass, versts and versts from true civilisation, not where his dreams top their traums halt (Beneathere! (f39Benathere Beneatheref10)!) but where livland yontide meared with the wilde, saltlea with flood, that the attackler, (f39a cropatkin,ºf10) though under medium and between colours(f39,f10) with truly (f39native cropatkinºf10) pluck(f39,ºf10) engaged the Adversary who had more in his eye than was less to his leg but whom(f39,f10) for plunder sake, he mistook in the heavy rain to be Oglethorpe or some other ginkus, Parr aparrently, to whom the headandheelless chickenestegg bore some (f39Michelangiolesque michelangiolesqueºf10) resemblance, making use of sacrilegious languages to the defect that he would challenge their hemosphores to exterminate them but he would cannonise the b—y b—r's life out of him and lay him out contritely as smart as the b—r had his b—y nightprayers said, three patrecknocksters and a couplet of hellmuirries (tout est sacré pour un (f39sacreur, sacreur,ºf10) femme à barbe ou homme-nourrice)(f39,f10) at the same time, so as to (f39plugg well pluggwellºf10) let the blubbywail ghoats out of him, catching holst of an oblong bar he had and with which he usually broke furnitures he rose the stick at him. The boarder incident prerepeated itself. The pair (whethertheywere Nippoluono engaging (f39Wei-Ling-Taou Wei-Ling-Taonºf10) or de Razzkias trying to reconnoistre the general Boukeleff, man may not say)(f39,ºf10) struggled apairently for some considerable time(f39,f10) (the cradle rocking equally
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to one and oppositely from the other on its law of capture and recapture)(f39,f10) under the (f39All In All-Inºf10) rules around the booksafe, fighting like purple top and tipperuhry Swede, (f39as stuck as that catº to that mouse in that tube of that christchurch organ (didº the imirageº of Girl Cloud Pensive floatº above them,º light young charm, in ribbons and pigtail?),f10) (f39(|shSecremented Servious of the Divine Zeal!sh|)ºf10) and in the course of their tussle the (f39toller tallerºf10) man, who had opened his bully bowl to beg, said to the miner who was carrying the worm (a handy term for the portable distillery which consisted of three vats, two jars and several bottles(f39,ºf10) though we purposely say nothing of the stiff, both parties having an interest in the spirits):

(f39ºf10) Let me go, Pautheen! I hardly knew ye.

(f39ºf10) Later on, after the solstitial pause for refleshmeant, the same man (or a different and younger (f39him hamf10) of the same (f39ham himºf10)) asked in the vermicular with a very oggly chew-chin-grin (f39as if he forgot somethingºf10):

(f39ºf10) Was six victolios fifteen pigeon takee offa you, tell he me, stlongfella, by (f39picky-pocky pickypockyºf10) ten to foul months behindaside?

(f39ºf10) There were some further collidabanter and severe tries to convert for the best part of an hour and now a woden affair in the shape of a webley (we at once recognise our old friend Ned of so many illortemporate letters) fell from the intruser who(f39, as stuck as that cat to that mouse in that tube of that christchurch organ, (did the imnage of Girl Cloud Pensive flout above them light young charm, in ribbons and pigtail?) (|shSecremented Serviour of the Divine Zeal!sh|)ºf10) whereupon became friendly and, saying not (f39to tear his shirt his shirt to tearºf10), (f39wanted to know to know wantedºf10), (f39laying all joking and knobkerries aside
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joking and knobkerries all aside layingº
f10), if his change companion(f39,ºf10) who stuck still to the invention of his strongbox(f39,f10) with a tenacity corrobberating their mutual tenitorial rights, happened to have the loots change of a tenpound crickler about him at the moment, addling that(f39,ºf10) hap so, he would pay him back the six vics odd, do you see, out of that for what was taken on the man of samples last Yuni or Yuly, do you follow me, Capn? To this the other, Billi with the Boule, who had mummed and mauled up to that (for he was hesitency carried to excelcism) rather amusedly replied:

(f39ºf10) Woowoo would you be grossly surprised, Hill, to learn that, as it so happens, I honestly have not such a thing as the loo, as the least chance of a tinpanned crackler anywhere about me at the present mohomoment but I believe I can see my way, as you suggest, it being Yuletide or Yuddanfest and as it's mad nuts, son, for you
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when it's hatter's hares, mon, for me, to advance you something like four and sevenpence between hopping and (f39trapping troppingºf10) which you might just as well have, boy baches, to buy J. J. and S. with.

(f39ºf10) There was a minute silence before memory's fire's rekindling and then. Heart alive! (f39Which Whwhf10) at very first wind of (f39gay gay gaygayºf10) and (f39whiskwigs whiskwy,ºf10) (f39wick's 's wickºf10) ears pricked up, the starving gunman, strike him pink (f39for a chip off the old flintºf10), became strangely calm and forthright sware by all his lards porsenal that the thorntree of (f39sheol Sheolºf10) might ramify up his Sheofon to the lux apointlex but he would go good to him suntime(f39,f10) marx my word fort(f39, for a chip off the old Flint,ºf10) (in the Nichtian glossery which purveys aprioric roots for aposteriorious tongues this is nat language at any sinse of the world and one might as fairly go and kish his sprogues as fail to certify whether the wartrophy eluded at some lives earlier was that somethink like a jug, to what, a coctable (f39French hen or the portlifowlium of hastes and leisures,f10)(f39) about to continue),ºf10) (f39andf10) remarxing in languidoily, seemingly much more highly pleased than tongue could tell at this opening of a lifetime and the foretaste of the Dun Bank pearlmothers and the boy to wash down which he would feed to himself in the Ruadh Cow at Tallaght and then into the Good Woman at Ringsend and after her inat Conway's Inn at Blackrock and, first to fall, cursed be all, where appetite would keenest be, (f39funeral fare or fun fain real,ºf10) atte(f39, funeral fare or fun fain real,f10) Adam and Eve's in Quantity Street by the grace of (f39gamy gameºf10) (f39queen Queenºf10) Tailte, her will and testament:

(f39ºf10) You stunning little southdowner! I'd know you anywhere, Declaney, let me (f39truthfully trucefullyºf10) tell you(f39,ºf10) in or out of the (f39lexinction lexinctonºf10) of life(f39,ºf10) and who the hell else, be your blanche patch(f39!f10) on the boney part! Goalball I've struck this daylit dielate night of nights, by golly! My hat, you have some (f39bully ballyºf10) German grit, sundowner!

(f39ºf10) He spud in his faust (axin)(f39;:f10) he toped the raw best (pardun)(f39;:ºf10) he poked his pick (a tip is a tap): and he tucked his friend's leave. And with (f39French hen or the portlifowlium of hastes and leisures, about to continuef10) that the queer
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mixture exchanged the pax in (f39anºf10) embrace or poghue puxy as practised between brothers of the same breast, hillelulia, killelulia, allenalaw, and, having ratified before the god of the day their torgantruce which belittlers have schmallkalled the treatyng to cognac, turning his fez menialstrait in the
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direction of (f39Moscas Moscaºf10), he first got rid of a few (f39mitsmillers bitsmillersºf10) and hurooshoos and levanted off with tubular jurbulance at a bull's run over the assback bridge(f39,f10) spitting his teeths on (f39rooths roots,ºf10) with the seven and four in danegeld and their humoral hurlbat or other uncertain weapon of lignum vitae(f39, but (butf10) so evermore rhumanasant of a toboggan poop(f39,)f10) picked up(f39,ºf10) to keep some crowplucking appointment with some rival (f39rialtos rialtorºf10) anywheres between Pearidge and the Littlehorn while this poor delaney(f39,ºf10) who they left along with the confederate fender behind and who(f39,f10) albeit ballsbluffed, bore up wonderfully wunder all of it with a whole number of plumsized contusiums, plus alasalah bruised coccyx, all over him, reported the (f39occurance occurrenceºf10) in the best way he could, to the flabbergaze of the whole lab(f39,f10) giving the Paddybanners the military salute as for his exilicy's the O'Daffy, in justifiable hope that, in nobiloroman review of the hugely sitisfactuary conclusium of their negotiations and the jugglemonkysh agripment deinderivative, some lotion or fomentation of poppyheads would be jennerously exhibited to the parts, at the nearest watchhouse (f39in onºf10) Vicar Lane, the white ground of his face all covered with (f39digonally diagonallyºf10) redcrossed nonfatal mammalian blood as (f39proofpositive proof positiveºf10) of the seriousness of his character and that he was bleeding in self defience (stanch it!) from the nostrils, lips, pavilion and palate, while some of his hitter's hairs had been pulled off his knut's head by Colt though otherwise his allround health appeared to be middling along as it proved most fortunate that not one of the two hundred and six bones and five hundred and one muscles in his corso was a whit the whorse for her whacking. Herwho?

Nowthen, leaving clashing ash, brawn and muscle and brassmade to oust (f39earthernborn earthenbornºf10) and rockcrystal to wreck isinglass but wurming along gradually for our savings backtowards motherwaters so many miles from bank and Dublin stone (olympiading even till the eleventh dynasty to reach that thuddysickend Hamlaugh) and to the question of boney's unlawfully obtaining a pierced paraflamme and claptrap fireguard(f39,ºf10) there crops out the still more salient point of the politish leanings and town pursuits of our forebeer, El Don De Dunelli(f39,f10) (may his ship thicked stick
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in the bottol of the river and all his crewsers stock locked in the burral of the seas!)(f39,f10) who, when within the black of your toenail, sir, of being mistakenly ambushed by one of the uddahveddahs(f39,ºf10) and as close as made no matter, mam, to being kayoed (f39offhard offhandºf10) when the hyougono heckler with the Peter the Painter wanted to hole him, was consistently practising the first of the primary and imprescriptible
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liberties of the pacific subject by circulating (be British, boys(f39,f10) to your bellybone and chuck a chum a chance!) alongst one of our umphrohibited semitary thrufahrts, open to buggy and bike, to walk, Wellington Park (f39road Roadf10), with the curb or quaker's quacknostrum under his auxter and his alpenstuck in his redhand, a highly commendable exercise, or, number two of our acta legitima plebeia, on the brink (beware to baulk a man at his will!) of taking place upon a public seat, to what, bare by Butt's, most easterly (but all goes west!) of blackpool bridges, as a public protest and naturlikevice(f39,ºf10) without intent to annoy either, being praisegood thankfully for the wrathbereaved ringdove and the fearstung boaconstrictor and all the more right jollywell pleased, which he was, at having other people's weather.

But to return to the (f39atlantic Atlanticºf10) and Phenitia Proper. As if that were not to be enough for anyone but little headway, if any, was made in solving the wasnottobe crime (f39cunundrum conundrumºf10) when a child of Maam, Festy King, of a family long and honourably associated with the tar and feather industries, who gave an address in old (f39plomansch plomauschºf10) Mayo of the Saxons in the heart of a foulfamed potheen district, was subsequently haled up at the Old Bailey on the calends of Mars(f39,ºf10) under an incompatibly framed indictment of both the counts (from each equinoxious points of view, the one fellow's fetch being the other follow's person)(f39,ºf10) that is to see, flying cushats out of his ouveralls and making fesses immodst his forces on the field. Oyeh! Oyeh! When the prisoner, soaked in methylated, appeared in dry dock, appatently ambrosiaurealised(f39,f10) like Kersse's Korduroy Karikature, wearing(f39, (f10) besides stains, rents and patches(f39)f10)(f39,ºf10) his fight shirt, straw braces, souwester and a policeman's corkscrew trowswers(f39,f10) all out of the true (as he had purposely torn up all his cymtrymanx bespokes in the mamertime), deposing for
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his exution with all the fluors of sparse in the royal Irish (f39vocabulary vocabularlyºf10) how the whole padderjagmartin tripiezite suet and all the sulfeit of copperas had fallen off him quatz unaccountably like the chrystalisations of Alum on Even while he was trying for to stick fire to himcell(f39,f10) (in feacht he was dripping as he found upon stripping for a pipkin (f39ofmalt of maltºf10) as he feared the coold raine)(f39,f10) it was attempted by the crown (P.C. Robort) to show that King, elois Crowbar, once known as Meleky, impersonating a climbing boy, rubbed some pixes of any luvial peatsmoor o'er his face, plucks and pussas, with a clanetourf as the best means of disguising himself and was (f39to atºf10) the middlewhite fair in Mudford of a Thoorsday, feishts of Peeler and (f39Polee Poleºf10), under the illassumed names of Tykingfest and Rabworc picked by him and Anthony out of a tellafun book, ellegedly with a (f39pedigree pedigrueºf10) pig (unlicensed) and a hyacinth. They were on that sea by the plain of Ir nine hundred and ninetynine years and they never cried crack
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or ceased from regular paddlewicking till that they landed their two and a trifling selves, amadst camel and ass, greybeard and suckling, priest and pauper, (f39matrmatron marmatronºf10) and merrymeg, into the meddle of the mudstorm. The gathering, convened by the Irish Angricultural and Prepostoral Ouraganisations(f39,ºf10) to help the Irish muck to look his brother dane in the face(f39,ºf10) and attended(f39,f10) thanks to Larry(f39,ºf10) by large numbers(f39,f10) of christies and (f39jew's jews'ºf10) totems, tospite of the deluge, was distinctly of a scattery kind when the ballybricken he could get no good of, after cockofthewalking through a few fancyfought mains(f39,ºf10) ate some of the doorweg, the pikey later selling the gentleman ratepayer because she, Francie's sister, that is to say(f39,ºf10) ate a whole side of (f39his herºf10) (the animal's) sty, (f39on a struggle Street,ºf10) Qui Sta Troia, in order to pay off, hiss or lick, six doubloons fifteen arrears of his, the villain's not the rumbler's(f39,ºf10) rent.

Remarkable evidence was given, anon, by an eye, ear, nose and throat witness, whom Wesleyan chapelgoers suspected of being a (f39plain clothes plainclothesºf10) priest(f39,f10) (f39W.P. W— P—f10), situate at Nullnull, Medical Square, who, upon letting down his rice and peacegreen coverdisk and having been sullenly cautioned against yawning while
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being grilled, smiled (he had had a onebumper at parting from Mrs Molroe in the morning) and stated to his eliciter under his morse mustaccents (gobbless!) that he slept with a bonafides and that he would be (f39doorbringingºf10) there (f39that night and how he was pleasedºf10) to remember the filth of November, hatinaring, rowdy O, which, with the jiboulees of Juno and the dates of ould lanxiety, was going, please the Rainmaker, to decembs within the ephemerides of profane history, all one with Tournay, Yetstoslay and Temorah, and (f39thatºf10) one thing which would pigstickularly strike a person of such sorely tried observational powers as Sam, him and (f39Moffat Moffattºf10), though theirs not to reason why, the striking thing about it was that he was patrified to see, hear, taste and (f39smell, smellº on Struggle Streetºf10) as his time of night(f39,f10) how Hyacinth O'Donnell, B.A., described in the calendar as a mixer and wordpainter, with part of a sivispacem (Gaeltact for dungfork) on the fair green at the hour of (f39twenty-four twentyfourºf10) o'clock sought (the bullycassidy of the friedhoffer!) to sack, sock, stab and slaughter singlehanded another two of the old kings, (f39Gush Gashºf10) (f39Mac Gale MacGaleºf10) and Roaring O'Crian, (f39Jr. Jrf10), both changelings, unlucalised, of no address and in noncommunicables, between him and whom(f39,f10) ever since wallops before the Mise of Lewes(f39,ºf10) bad blood existed on the ground of the boer's trespass on the bull or because he firstparted his polarbeeber hair in twoways(f39,ºf10) or because they were creepfoxed andt grousuppers over a nippy in a noveletta(f39,ºf10) or because they could not say meace(f39,f10) (mute and daft(f39!ºf10))(f39,f10) meathe. The (f39litigants lifigantsºf10), he said, local congsmen and donalds, kings of the arans and the dalkeys, kings of mud and tory, even the goat king of Killorglin, were egged on by their
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supporters in the shape of (f39betterwomen bitterwomenºf10) with bowstrung hair of Carrothagenuine ruddiness(f39,ºf10) waving crimson petties and screaming (f39like stuck kruegersºf10) from Isod's towertop.

(f39ºf10) There were cries from the thicksets in court and from the macdublins on the (f39bohernabreen bohernabreenaºf10) of: Mind (f39Messer,ºf10) the (f39bank banºf10) from Banagher, Mick, sir! Prodooce O'Donner. (f39Ay! A Bu!f10) Exhibit his relics! (f39Bu!ºf10) Use the tongue mor! Give lip less!

(f39ºf10) But it oozed out in Deadman's Dark Scenery Court through crossexanimation of the casehardened testis that when and where that knife of knifes the (f39treepartied threepartiedºf10) ambush was laid (roughly spouting around (f39half hours halfhoursf10) 'twixt dusk in dawn,
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by Waterhose's(f39,ºf10) Meddle Europeic Time, near (f39Stop and Think Stop and Thinkºf10), high chief evervirens and only abfalltree in auld the land) there was not as much light from the widowed moon as would dim a child's altar. The mixer, accordingly, was bluntly broached, and in the best basel to boot, as to whether he was one of those lucky cocks for whom the audible-visible-gnosible-edible world existed. That he was only too cognitively conatively cogitabundantly sure of it because, living, loving, breathing and sleeping morphomelosophopancreates, as he most significantly did, (f39whenever wheneveryºf10) he thought he heard he saw he felt he made a bell clipperclipperclipperclipper. Whether he was practically sure too of his lugs and truies (f39namesºf10) in this king and (f39blouseman blousymanºf10) (f39buisness businessºf10)? That he was pediculously so. Certified? As cad could be. Be lying(f39!?ºf10) Be the lonee I will. It was Morbus (f39O' Somebody O'Somebodyºf10)? (f39A'Quite A'quiteºf10). Szerday's (f39Son sonºf10)? A satyr in weddens. And how did the greeneyed mister arrive at the B.A.? That it was like his poll. A crossgrained trapper with murty odd oogs, (f39awflorated awlforatedºf10) ares, inquiline nase and a (f39twithcherous twitcherousºf10) mouph? He would be. Who could bit you att to a tenyerdfuul when aastalled? Ballera jobbera. Some majar bore too? Iguines. And with (f39a stopper head, bottle shoulders, a barrel bauck andºf10) tumblerous legs, redipnominated Helmingham Erchenwyne Rutter Egbert Crumwall Odin Maximus Esme Saxon Esa Vercingetorix Ethelwulf Rupprecht (f39Ydwalla Ydwalloºf10) Bentley Osmund Dysart Yggdrasselmann? Holy Saint Eiffel, the very phoenix! It was Chudley Magnall once more between the deffodates and the dumb scene? The two childspies (f39waapreesing was preesingf10) him auza de (f39Vologue Vologneºf10) but the renting of his rock was from the three wicked Vuncouverers(f39.ºf10) Forests bent down awhits, arthou sure? (f39Yubeti Yubetef10), (f39Cumbilum Cumhilumºf10) comes! One of the oxmen's thingabossers, hvad? (f39Wirrgeling and boeuffickly bucephull.ºf10) And had he been refresqued by the founts of bounty playing (f39there—is—a—pain—aleland there—is—a—grain—alelandºf10) in Long's gourgling barral? A loss of (f39Lordedward lordedwardºf10) and a lack of sirphilip a (f39surgeonet surgeonedºf10) showeradown could suck more gargling bubbles out of the five lamps in Portterand's praise. (f39Wheataured, however, and with fallenf10) (f39Wirrgeling and maries? mammaries?ºf10) As (f39whose whouseºf10) wouldn't, laving his leaftime in Blackpool. (f39But Bottºf10), of course, he could call himself Tem(f39,f10) too(f39,ºf10) if he
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had time to? You butt he could anytom. When he pleased? Win and
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place. A stoker temptated by evesdripping (f39aginst againstºf10) the driver who was a witness as well? Sacred avatar, how the devil did they guess it! Two dreamyums in one dromium? Yes and no error. And both as like as a duel of lentils? Peacisely. So he was pelted out of the (f39coram populo coram populoºf10), was he? Be the powers that be(f39, thatºf10) he was. The prince in principel should not expose his person? Macchevuole! Rooskayman(f39,f10) kamerad? Sooner Gallwegian he would say. Not unintoxicated, fair witness? Drunk as a fishup. Askt to whether she minded whither he smuked? Not if he barkst into phlegms. Anent his (f39ajaciulations ajacciulationsºf10) to his Crosscann Lorne, (f39cossa cossaºf10)? It was corso in cursu on coarser again. The gracious miss was we not doubt sensible how yellowatty on the forx was altered? That she esually was, O'Dowd me (f39not nutf10)! As to his religion, if any? It was the see-you-Sunday sort. Exactly what he(f39, Sour Harry,ºf10) meant by a pederast prig? Bejacob's (f39goatf10), just a gent who prayed his lent. And if (f39thisºf10) middleclassed portavorous was a (f39usual usefulºf10) beast? Bynight as useful as a vomit to a shorn man. If he had (f39rognarised ragnarisedºf10) dtheir gcourts marsheyls? Dthat nday in ndays he had. Lindendelly, coke or (f39skilllies skillies,ºf10) spell me gart without a gate? Harlyadrope. The grazing rights (Mrs Magistra (f39Martinetta Martinetteºf10)) expired with the expiry of the goat's sire, if they were not mistaken? That he exactly could not tell the worshipfuls but his mother-in-waders had the recipis for the price of the coffin and that he was there to tell them that herself was the velocipede that could tell them kitcat. A maundarin tongue in a pounderin jowl? Father ourder about the mathers of prenanciation. Distributary endings? And we recommends. Quare hircum? No answer. Unde gentium fe …? No ah. Are you not danzzling on the age of a vulcano? Siar, I am deed. And how olld of him? He was intendant to study pulu. Which was meant in a shirt of two shifts macoghamade or up (f39Finn, Finn'sºf10) threehatted ladder? That a head in thighs under a bush at the sunface would bait a serpent to a millrace through the heather. Arm bird colour defdum ethnic fort (f39perharps perhapsºf10)? Sure and glomsk handy jotalpheson as well. Hokey jasons, then, in a pigeegeeses? On a pontiff's order as ture as there's an ital on atac. As a gololy bit to joss? Leally and tululy. But(f39,ºf10) why this hankowchaff and
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whence this second tone, son-yet-sun(f39!?ºf10) He had the cowtaw in his buxers(f39,ºf10) flay of face. So this that Solasistras, setting odds evens at defiance, took the laud from Labouriter? What displaced Tob, Dilke and Halley, not been greatly in love with the game. And, changing the venders(f39,f10) from the king's head to the republican's arms, as to the pugnaxities evinxed from flagfall to antepost during the effrays round fatherthyme's beckside and the regents in the plantsown raining, with the skiddystars and the morkernwindup, how they appealed to him then? That it was wildfires night on all the bettygallaghers(f39.,f10) Mickmichael's soords shrieking shrecks
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through the wilkinses and (f39neckanicholas' Neckanicholas'ºf10) toastingforks pricking prongs up the tunnybladders. Let there be fight? And there was. Foght. On the site of the Angel's, you said? (f39Guinney's Guiney'sºf10) Gap, he said, between what they said and the pussykitties. In the middle of the garth, then? That they (f39mushn't toucht mustn't touchºf10) it. The devoted couple was or were only two disappainted solicitresses on the job of the unfortunate class on Saturn's mountain fort? That was about it, jah! And Camellus then said to Gemellus: I should know you? Parfaitly. And Gemellus then said to Camellus: Yes, your brother? Obsolutely. And if it was all about that, egregious sir? About that and the other. If he was not alluding to the whole in the wall? That he was when he was not eluding from the whole of the woman. Briefly, how such beginall finally struck him now? Like the crack that bruck the (f39bank benkºf10) in Multifarnham. Whether he fell in with what (f39they theyºf10) meant? (f39Cursed that Thatºf10) he suppoxed he did. Thos Thoris, Thomar's Thom? The rudacist rotter in Roebuckdom. Surtopical? And subhuman. If it was, in yappanoise language, ach bad clap? Oo! (f39Caught offal mist?ºf10) (f39Ah! Augs and ohrs with Rhian O'kehley to put it tertianly, we wrong? Shocking! Such as turly pearced our really's that he might, that he might never, that he might never that night. Triely and rurally. Shocking!ºf10) Blady­ugh­foul­moeck­lenburg­whura­whora­scorta­strumpa­pornanenny­kock­sapastippa­tappa­tupperstrippuck­puttanach, eh? (f39Ah! Such as turly pearced our really's? Thatº he might, that he might never, that he might never that night, treely and rurally!º Augs and ohrs with Rhian O'Kehley,º to put it tertianly|a, we wronga|?f10) You have it alright.

Meirdreach an Oincuish!

(f39ºf10) But a new complexion was put upon the matter when to the perplexedly uncondemnatory bench (whereon punic judgeship strove with penal law) the senior
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king of all, Pegger Festy, as soon as the outer layer of stucckomuck had been removed at the request of a few live jurors, declared in a loudburst of poesy(f39,ºf10) through his Brythonic interpreter on his oath, mhuith peisth (f39mhuise as mhuiseasºf10) fearra bheura muirre hriosmas, whereas take notice be the relics of the bones of the (f39story bouchal storybouchalºf10) that was ate be Cliopatrick (the sow) princess of parked porkers, afore God and all their honours and king's commons that, what he would swear to the Tierney of Dundalgan or any other Tierney, yif live thurkells folloged him about sure that was no steal and that, nevertheless(f39,ºf10) what was deposited from that eyebold earbig noseknaving gutthroat, he did not fire a stone either before or after he was born down and up to that time. And, incidentalising that they might talk about Markarthy or they might walk to Baalastartey or they might join the nabour party and come on to Porterfeud(f39,ºf10) this the sockdologer had the neck to endorse with the head bowed on him over his outturned noreaster by protesting to his lipreaders with a justbeencleaned barefacedness, abeam of moonlight's hope, in the same trelawney what he would impart, pleas bench, to the Llwyd (f39Josus Josasºf10) and the gentlemen in Jury's and the four of Masterers(f39,f10)
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who had been all those yarns yearning for that good one about why he left Dublin, that, amreeta beaker coddling doom, as an Inishman was as (f39good goodsºf10) as any cantonnatal, if he was to parish by the market steak (f39before befareºf10) the dorming of the mawn(f39,ºf10) he skuld never ask to see sight or light of this world or the other world or any either world(f39,f10) of Tyre-nan-Og, as true as he was there in that jackabox that minute, or wield or wind (no thanks t'yous!) the inexousthausthible wassailhorn (f39totf10) of iskybaush (f39totºf10) the hailth up the wailth of the endknown abgod of the fire of the moving way of the hawks with (f39his heroes our hairoesºf10) in Warhorror(f39,ºf10) if ever in all his exchequered career he up or lave a chancery hand to take or throw the sign of a mortal stick or stone at man, yoelamb or salvation army either before or after being puptised down to that most holy and (f39every everºf10) blessed hour. (f39Awham.ºf10)

(f39ºf10) Here, upon the halfkneed castleknocker's attempting kithoguishly (f39to lilt his holymess the paws and make the sign of the Roman Godhelic faix,f10) ((f39Xaroshie, zdrst! —f10) in his excitement the laddo had
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broken exthro Castilian into which the whole audience perseguired and pursuited him olla podrida) (f39to lilt his holymess the paws and make the sign of the Roman Godhelic faix (xaroshieº, zdrst!),f10) outbroke much yellachters from (f39thef10) owners in the heall (Ha!) in which, under the mollification of methaglin, the testifighter reluctingly, but with ever so ladylike indecorum, joined. (Ha! Ha!)

The hilariohoot of Pegger's Windup (f39cumjustled cumjostledºf10) as neatly with the tristitone of the Wet Pinter's as were they(f39,f10) isce et ille(f39,ºf10) equals of opposites, evolved by a onesame power of nature or of spirit, iste, as the sole condition and means of its himundher manifestation and polarised for reunion by the symphysis of their antipathies. Distinctly different were their (f39duasdestines duadestiniesºf10).

(f39ºf10) Whereas the maidies of the bar(f39,f10) (a pairless trentene, a lunarised score)(f39,f10) when the eranthus myrrmyrred(f39: Show'm the Posed: Show'm the Posed,ºf10) fluttered and flattered around the willingly pressed, nominating him for the swiney prize, complimenting him, the captivating youth, on his having all his senses about him, stincking thyacinths through his curls (O feen! O deur!) and bringing busses to his cheeks, their masculine Oirisher Rose (his neece cleur!), and legando round his nice new neck for him and pizzicagnoling his (f39woolywags woollywagsf10), with their dindy dandy sugar de candy(f39,ºf10) (f39mechree couriermechreef10) me postheen (f39flowns courier flown,ºf10) to (f39belive believeºf10) them of all his untiring young dames and send (f39themºf10) treats in their times(f39.,f10) Ymen(f39. But,ºf10) it was not unobserved of those presents, their worships, how, of one among all, her deputised to defeme him by the Lunar Sisters' Celibacy Club, a lovelooking leapgirl, all all alonely, (f39Gemmaf10) Gentia (f39Gemmaºf10) of the Makegiddyculling Reeks, he, wan and pale in his unmixed admiration, seemed blindly, mutely, tastelessly, tactlessly(f39,f10) innamorate(f39,ºf10) with heruponhim in shining aminglement, the shaym of his (f39hisu hisnºf10) shifting into the shimmering of her hers(f39,ºf10) (youthsy, beautsy, hee's her chap and shey'll tell
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memmas when she gays whom) till the wild wishwish of her sheeshea melted (f39most moistºf10) musically mid the dark deepdeep of his shayshaun.

And whereas distracted (for was not just this in effect which had just caused that the effect of that which it had caused to occur?) the four justicers laid their wigs together, Untius, Muncius, Punchus and Pylax(f39,ºf10) but could do no worse than promulgate
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their standing verdict of Nolans Brumans (f39whereoneafter whereonafterºf10) King, having murdered all the English he knew, picked out his pockets and left the tribunal scotfree, trailing his Tommeylommey's tunic in his hurry, thereinunder proudly showing off the blink (f39patch pitchºf10) to his britgits to prove himself (an't plase yous!) a rael genteel. To the Switz bobbyguard's curial but courtlike: (f39Commodore valley O hairy, Arthre jennyrosy?: Commodore valley O hairy, Arthre jennyrosy?,ºf10) the firewaterloover returted with such a vinesmelling fortytudor ages rawdownhams tanyouhide as would (f39turnºf10) the latten stomach even of a tumass equinous (we were prepared for the chap's clap cap, the accent, but, took us as, by, surprise and now we're geshing it like gush gash from a burner!) so that all the twofromthirty advocatesses within echo, pulling up their briefs at the krigkry(f39: Shun the Punman! Shun the Punman!f10)(f39:,ºf10) safely and soundly soccered that fenemine Parish Poser(f39,f10) (how dare he!) umprumptu rightoway hames, much to his thanks, gratiasagam, to all the wrong donatrices(f39,º (for like your true venuson Esau he was dovetimid as the dears at Bottome),º toºf10) biss (f39Drinkbattle's Drinkbottle'sºf10) Dingy Dwellings (f39(toegang)ºf10) where (f39(for like your true venuson Esau he was dovetimid as the dears at Bottome)f10) he shat in (zoo)(f39,f10) like the muddy (f39goalbind goalbirdºf10) who he was (dun), the chassetitties belles conclaiming: You and your gift of your gaft of your garbage abaht our Farvver! and gaingridando: Hon! Verg! Nau! Putor! Skam! Schams! Shames!

And so it all ended. Artha kama dharma moksa. Ask Kavya for the kay. And so everybody heard their plaint and all listened to their plause. The letter! The litter! And the soother the bitther! Of eyebrow pencilled, by lipstipple penned. Borrowing a word and begging the question and stealing tinder and slipping like soap. From dark (f39Rasa Rosaºf10) Lane a sigh and a weep, from Lesbia Looshe the beam in her eye, from lone Coogan Barry his arrow of song, from Sean Kelly's anagrim a blush at the name, from I am the Sullivan that trumpeting tramp, from Suffering Dufferin the (f39Sit sitf10) of her (f39Style stylef10), from Kathleen May Vernon her (f39Mebbe mebbeºf10) fair efforts, from Fillthepot Curran his scotchlove machreether, from hymn Op(f39.ºf10) 2 Phil Adolphos the weary O, the leery, O, from Samyouwill Leaver or Damyouwell Lover (f39thatjolly that jollyºf10) old molly bit or that bored saunter by, from Timm Finn again's weak(f39,f10) tribes, loss of strength to his sowheel, from the wedding
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on the greene, agirlies, the gretnass of joyboys, from Pat Mullen, Tom Mallon, Dan Meldon, Don Maldon a slickstick picnic made in Moate by Muldoons. The solid man saved by his sillied woman. Crackajolking away like a hearse on fire. The elm that whimpers
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at the top told the stone that moans when stricken. Wind broke it. Wave bore it. Reed wrote of it. Syce ran with it. Hand tore it and wild went war. Hen trieved it and plight pledged peace. It was folded with cunning, sealed with crime, uptied by a harlot, undone by a child. It was life but was it fair? It was free but was it art? The old hunks on the hill read it to perlection. It made ma make merry and sissy so shy and rubbed some shine off Shem and put some shame into Shaun. Yet Una and Ita (f39spill spellf10) famine with drought and Agrippa, the propastored, (f39spells spillsºf10) tripulations in his threne. Ah, furchte fruchte, timid Danaides! Ena milo (f39melomon melomouºf10), frai is frau and swee is too, swee is two when swoo is free, ana mala woe is we! A pair of sycopanties with amygdaleine eyes, one old obster lumpky pumpkin and three meddlars on their slies. And that was how(f39,f10) framm (f39Sin sinf10) fromm (f39Son sonf10), acity arose, finfin funfun, (f39a sitting asittingºf10) (f39arrows arowsºf10). Now tell me, tell me, tell me then!

(f39f10) What was it?

(f39f10) A..........!

(f39f10)?......... O!

So there you are now there they were, when all was over again, the four with them, setting around upin their judges' chambers, in the muniment room(f39,f10) of their marshalsea, under the (f39suspices auspicesºf10) of Lally, around their old traditional tables of the law like (f39Somany Solans somany solansºf10) to talk it over (f39rallthesameagain allthesameagainºf10). Well and druly dry. Suffering law the dring. Accourting to king's evelyns. So help her goat and kiss the bouc. Festives and highajinks and jintyaun and her beetyrossy bettydoaty and not to forget now a'duna o'darnel. The four of them and thank court now there were no more of them. So pass the push(f39,ºf10) for (f39port port'f10) sake. Be it soon. Ah ho! And do you remember(f39,ºf10) Singabob, the badfather, the same, the great Howdoyoucallem, and his old nickname, Dirty Daddy Pantaloons, in his monopoleums, behind the war of the two roses, with Michael Victory, the sheemen's preester, before
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he caught his paper dispillsation from the poke, old Minace and Minster York? Do I mind? I mind the gush off the mon like Ballybock manure works on a tradewinds day. And the O'Moyly gracies and the O'Briny rossies chaffing him bluchface and playing him pranks. How do you do(f39,ºf10) todo, North Mister? Get into my way! Ah dearome (f39forsailoshe forsailorsheºf10)! Gone over the bays! When ginabawdy meadabawdy! Yerra, why would (f39he sheºf10) heed that old gasometer with his hooping coppin and his dyinboosycough and all the birds of the southside after her, Minxy Cunningham, their dear divorcee darling, jimmies and jonnies(f39,ºf10) to be her jo? Hold hard. There's three other corners to our isle's cork float. Sure, 'tis well I can telesmell him(f39,ºf10) H2CE3 that would take a township's breath away! Gob and I nose him too (f39asºf10) well as I do meself, heaving up the Kay Wall by the 32 to 11 with his limelooking horsebags full of
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sesameseed, the Whiteside Kaffir, and his sayman's effluvium and his scentpainted voice, puffing out his thundering big brown cabbage! Pa! Thawt I'm glad a gull for his pawsdeen fiunn! Goborro, sez he, (f39Lankyshied Lankyshiesºf10)! Gobugga ye, sez (f39I! I,ºf10) O breezes! I sniffed that lad long before anyone. It was when I was in my farfather out at the west and she and myself, the redheaded girl, (f39firstnighting firstnightersºf10) down Sycomore Lane. Fine feelplay we had of it mid the kissabetts frisking in the kool kurkle dusk of the lushiness. My perfume of the pampas, says she (meaning me)(f39,f10) putting out her netherlights, (f39andf10) I'd sooner one precious sip at your pure mountain dew than enrich my acquaintance with that big brewer's belch.

(f39And now a drink is shorter than a story.ºf10) And so they went on, the fourbottle men, the analists, (f39unguam and nunguam unquam and nunquamºf10) and (f39lunguam lunquamºf10) again, their anschluss(f39,ºf10) about her whosebefore and his (f39whereafters wheresafterºf10) and how she was lost away away in the fern and how he was founded deap on deep in anear(f39,ºf10) and the rustlings and the twitterings and the raspings and the snappings and the sighings and the (f39paintings pantingsf10) and the (f39ukukuings ukukukingsºf10) and the (hist!) the springapartings and the (hast!) the bybyscuttlings and all the scandalmunkers and the pure craigs that used to be (up) that time living and lying and rating and riding round Nunsbelly Square. And all the buds in the bush. And the laughing
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jackass. Harik! Harik! Harik! The rose is white in the darik! And (f39Sunfella's sunfella'sºf10) nose has got rhinoceritis from haunting the roes in the parik! So all rogues lean to rhyme. And contradrinking themselves about Lillytrilly law pon hilly and Mrs Niall of the Nine Corsages and the old markiss(f39,f10) their besterfar, and, arrah, sure there was never a marcus at all at all among the manlies(f39,ºf10) and dear (f39Sir sirf10) armoury, queer sir rumoury, and the old house by the churpelizod(f39,ºf10) and all the goings on so very wrong long before when they were going on retreat(f39,f10) in the old gammeldags, the four of them, in Milton's Park under lovely Father Whisperer and making her love with his stuffstuff in the languish of flowers and feeling to find was she mushymushy, and wasn't that very both of them, the saucicissters, (f39a drahereen o machree! a drahereen o machree!ºf10), and (peep!) meeting waters most improper (peepette!) ballround the garden, trickle trickle trickle triss, please, miman, may I go flirting? (f39farmers farmer'sºf10) gone with a groom (f39and,ºf10) how they used her, mused her, licksed her and cuddled. I differ with ye! Are you sure of yourself now? You're a liar, excuse me! I will not and you're another! And Lully holding their breach of (f39theºf10) peace for them. Pool loll Lolly! To give and to take! And to (f39forego forgoºf10) the pasht! And all will be forgotten! Ah ho! It was too too bad to be falling out about her kindness pet and the shape of (f39OOOOOOOO Ourang's ooooooooourang'sºf10) time. Well, all right, Lelly. And shakeahand. And schenkusmore. For Craig sake. Be it suck.

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Well, even should not the framing up of such figments in the evidential order bring the true truth to light as fortuitously as a (f39dim seer's dimseer'sºf10) setting of a starchart might (heaven helping it!) uncover the nakedness of an unknown body in the fields of blue or as forehearingly as the sibspeeches of all mankind have foliated (earth seizing them!) from the root of (f39some funner's somefunner'sºf10) stotter(f39,ºf10) all the soundest sense to be found immense our special mentalists now holds (securus iudicat orbis terrarum) that by such playing possum our hagious curious encestor bestly saved his brush with his posterity, you, charming coparcenors, us, heirs of his tailsie. Gundogs of all breeds were beagling with renounced urbiandorbic
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bugles, hot to run him, given law, on a scent breasthigh, keen for the worry. View! From his holt outratted(f39,ºf10) across the Juletide's genial corsslands of Humfries Chase from Mullinahob and Peacockstown, then bearing right upon Tankardstown, the outlier, a white noelan which Mr (f39Lœwensteil Loewensteilºf10) (f39Fitz Urse's FitzUrse'sºf10) basset beaters had first misbadgered for a bruin of some swart, led bayers the run, then through Raystown and (f39Horlockstown Harlockstownºf10) and, louping the loup, to Tankardstown again. Ear canny hare for doubling(f39,ºf10) through Cheeverstown they raced him, through Loughlinstown and Nutstown to wind him by the Boolies. But from the good turn when he last was lost, check, upon Ye Hill of Rut in full winter coat with ticker pads, pointing for his rooming house (f39his old nordestf10) in his rolltoproyal hessians(f39,ºf10) a deaf fuchser's volponism hid him close in covert, miraculously ravenfed and buoyed up, in rumer, reticule, onasum and abomasum, upon (may Allbrewham have his mead!) the creamclotted sherriness of cinnamon syllabub(f39,.ºf10) Mikkelraved, Nikkelsaved. Hence hounds hied home. Preservative perseverance in the reeducation of his intestines was (f39thusºf10) the rebuttal by whilk he sort of git the big bulge on the whole bunch of spasoakers, dieting against glues and gravies, in that sometime prestreet protown. Vainly violence, virulence and vituperation sought wellnigh utterly to attax and abridge, to derail and depontify, to enrate and inroad, to ongoad and unhume the great shipping mogul and underlinen overlord.

But the spoil of hesitants, the spell of hesitency. His atake is it ashe, tittery taw tatterytail, hasitense humponadimply, heyheyheyhey a winceywencky.

(f39Assembly men Assemblymenºf10) murmured. Reynard is slow!

One feared for his days. Did there yawn? 'Twas his stommick. Eruct? The libber. A gush? From his (f39visuals viscealsºf10). Pung? Delivver him, orelode! He had laid violent hands on himself, it was brought in Fugger's Newsletter, lain down, all in(f39,ºf10) fagged out, with equally melancholy death. For the triduum of Saturnalia his goatservant had paraded hiz willingsons in the Forum while the jenny infanted the lass to be greeted raucously (f39(the Yardstated)f10) with houx and (f39spheus epheusºf10) and (f39(the Yard stated)ºf10) measured with missiles too from
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a hundred of manhood
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and a wimmering of weibes. Big went the bang: then wildewide was quiet: a report: (f39badoldkaraktercommonorrumcanbung:ºf10) silence: last Fama put it under ether. The noase or the loal had dreven him blem, blem, stun blem. Sparks flew. He had fled again (open shunshema!) this country of exile, sloughed off(f39,f10) sidleshomed via (f39the his old nordestºf10) subterranean (f39tunnelºf10) shored with bedboards, stowed away and ankered in a dutch bottom(f39,ºf10) (f39tunk tunkºf10) the Arsa, hod S.S. Finlandia, and was even now(f39, under an islamitic newname,ºf10) occupying, (f39under an islamitic newhamef10) in his seventh generation, a physical body(f39,f10) Cornelius Magrath's(f39,ºf10) (f39(badoldkarakter, commonorrong canbung)f10) in Asia Major, where as Turk of the (f39theater theatreºf10) ((f39theºf10) first house all flatty: the king, eleven sharps) he had bepiastered the buikdanseuses from the opulence of his omnibox while as (f39arab Arabºf10) at the (f39streetcoor streetdoorºf10) he (f39hadºf10) bepestered the bumbashaws for the alms of a para's pence. Wires hummed. Peacefully general astonishment assisted by regrettitude had put a term till his existence: he saw the family saggarth, resigned (f39himselff10), put off his remainders, was recalled and scrapheaped by the Maker. Chirpings crossed. An infamous private ailment ((f39vulgovarioveneral vulgovariovenerealºf10)) had claimed endright, closed his vicious circle, snap. Jams jarred. He had walked towards the middle of an ornamental lilypond when innebriated up to the point where braced shirts meet knickerbockers, as wangfish daring the buoyant waters, when rodmen's firstaiding hands had rescued un from very possibly several (f39feel feetºf10) of demifrish water. Mush spread. On Umbrella Street(f39,f10) where he did drinks from a pumps(f39,ºf10) a kind workman, Mr Whitlock, gave him a piece of (f39hisºf10) wood. What words of power were made fas between them, ekenames and auchnomes, acnomina (f39ecnuminaf10) (f39ecnumina? That,, that,ºf10) O that, did Hansard tell us, would gar ganz Dub's ear wag in every pub of all the citta! Batty believes a baton while Hogan hears a hod yet (f39heer Peerºf10) prefers a punsil shapner and Cope and Bull go cup and ball. And the (f39Cassidy — Craddock Cassidy-Craddockºf10) rome and reme round e'er a wiege ne'er a waage is still immer and immor awagering over it(f39,ºf10) a cradle with a care in it or a casket with a kick behind. Toties testies quoties questies. The war is in words and the wood is the world. Maply me, willowy we, hickory he and yew yourselves. Howforhim chirrupeth evereachbird!
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From golddawn glory to glowworm gleam. We were (f39lowquacks low quacksºf10) did we not tacit turn. Elsewere there here no concern of the Guinnesses. (f39But only the ruining of the rain has heard. Estout pourporteral!f10) Cracklings (f39cricked crickledºf10). A human pest cycling (pist!) and recycling (past!) about the sledgy streets (f39of the gardencityf10), here he was (pust!) again! (f39Morse nuisance noised.f10) He was loose at large and ((f39Oh Oºf10) baby!) might be anywhere(f39, but only the ruining of the rain has heardº.º Morse nuisance noisedºf10) when a disguised exnun(f39,ºf10) of huge standbuild and masculine manners in her fairly fat forties, Carpulenta Gygasta, hattracted hattention by harbitrary conduct with a (f39homnibus hominibuzzºf10). Aerials (f39buzzed bizzedºf10) to coastal listeners of an oertax (f39brorf10) collector's budget, fullybigs, sporran, tie, tuft, tabard and bloody antichill
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cloak, its tailor's (Baernfather's) tab reading V.P.H., found nigh Scaldbrothar's Hole, and divers shivered to think what kaind of beast, wolves, (f39croppis's croppiesºf10) or fourpenny friars(f39,ºf10) had devoured him. C.W. cast wide. Hvidfinns lyk, drohneth svertgleam, Valkir lockt. On his pinksir's postern, the boys had it, at Whitweekend had been nailed an inkedup name and title, inscribed in the national cursives, accelerated, regressive, filiform, turreted(f39,f10) and (f39envenomoloped envemolopedf10) in piggotry: Move up(f39.,ºf10) Mumpty! Mike room for Rumpty! By order, (f39Nickekellous Nickellousf10) Plugg(f39; and! Andºf10) this go, no pentecostal jest about it, how gregarious his race soever or skilful learned wise cunning knowledgable clear profound his saying (f39fortitudo fraught fortitudofraughtºf10) or prudentiaproven, were he chief, count, general, fieldmarshal, prince, king or Myles the Slasher in his person, with a moliamordhar mansion in the Breffnian empire and a place of inauguration on the hill of Tullymongan, there had been real murder(f39,f10) of the (f39rayheallach ragheallachºf10) royghal raxacraxian variety(f39,:f10) the MacMahon chaps, it was, that had done him in. On the (f39fidd fieldf10) of Verdor the (f39rampart rampantºf10) combatants had left him lion with his dexter handcoup wresterected in a (f39pureede puree deºf10) paumee bloody proper. Indeed not a few thick and thin wellwishers, mostly of the clontarfminded class(f39,ºf10) (Colonel John Bawle O'Roarke, (f39fervxamplus feroxamplusºf10)), even ventured so far as to loan or beg copies of D. (f39Blayncy's Blayny'sºf10) trilingual triweekly, (f39Scatterbrains' Scatterbrains'f10) (f39Aftening Posht Aftening Posht,ºf10) so as to make certain sure onetime and be satisfied of their quasicontribusodalitarian's having become genuinely quite
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beetly dead whether by land whither by water. Transocean atalaclamoured him(f39;:ºf10) The latter! The latter! Shall their hope then be silent or Macfarlane lack of lamentation? He lay under leagues of it in deep (f39Bartholoman's Bartholomew'sºf10) Deep.

Achdung! Pozor! Attenshune! Vikeroy Besights Smucky Yung Pigeschoolies. Tri Paisdinernes Eventyr Med Lochlanner Fathach I (f39Fiounnisgehaven Fionnuisgehavenºf10). Bannalanna Bangs Ballyhooly Out Of Her Buddaree Of A Bullavogue.

But, their bright little contemporaries notwithstanding, (f39brave news world come to town of howºf10) on the morrowing morn of the suicidal murder of the unrescued expatriate, aslike as asnake comes sliduant down that oaktree onto the duke of beavers(f39,f10) (you may have seen some liquidamber exude exotic from a balsam poplar at Parteen-a-lax(f39,f10) Limestone(f39.f10) Road(f39,ºf10) and cried(f39:ºf10) Abies Magnifica! not, noble fir?)(f39,ºf10) a quarter of nine, imploring his resipiency, saw the infallible spike of (f39smoke's smokeºf10) jutstiff punctual from the seventh gable of our Quintus Centimachus' porphyroid buttertower and (f39then tenºf10) thirsty p.m.(f39,ºf10) with oaths upon his lastingness (f39(estout pourporteral!)º,f10) (f39(En caecos harauspices! Annos longos patimur!)f10) the lamps of maintenance, beaconsfarafield(f39,ºf10) (f39innerhalf innerhalbºf10) the (f39zuggurat zigguratºf10), all brevetnamed, the wasting wyvern, the tawny of his mane, the swinglowswaying bluepaw (f39brorsºf10), the outstanding man, the lolllike lady, being litten for the long (O
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(f39land laudf10), how long!) lifesnight, (f39with aºf10) suffusion of fineglass transom and leadlight panes. (f39En caecos harauspices! Annos longos patimur!ºf10)

Wherefore let it hardly by any being thinking be said either or thought that the prisoner of that sacred edifice, were he an Ivor the Boneless or an Olaf the (f39Hide Hvideºf10), was at his best a onestone parable, a rude breathing on the void of to be, a venter hearing his own bauchspeech in backwords, or, more strictly, but tristurned initials, the cluekey to a worldroom beyond the roomwhorld(f39,;ºf10) for scarce one, or pathetically few(f39,ºf10) of his (f39dode canal dodecanalºf10) sammenlivers cared seriously or for long to doubt with Kurt (f39Iuld Fuldºf10) van Dijke (the gravitational pull perceived by certain fixed residents and the capture of uncertain comets chancedrifting through our system suggesting an authenticitatem of his aliquitudinis) the canonicity of his existence as a tesseract. (f39Be still, O quick! Speak him dumb! Hush ye fronds of Ulma!ºf10)
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Dispersal women wondered. Was she fast?

Do tell us (f39all about allaboutºf10). As we want to hear allabout. So tellus tellas allabouter. (f39Finickin here and funickin there.ºf10) (f39The why or Orºf10) whether she looked alottylike(f39.f10) (f39like Likef10) ussies(f39.f10) (f39and Andºf10) whether (f39the whyºf10) he had his (f39wimdop windup.f10) (f39like Likef10) themses(f39.f10) (f39shut Shutf10)? Notes and queries, tipbids and answers, the laugh and the shout, the ards and downs.

(f39ºf10) Now (f39listed listenºf10) to one aneither and liss them down and smoothen out your leaves of rose. The war is o'er. Wimwim wimwim! Was it Unity Moore or Estella Swifte or Varina Fay or Quarta Quaedam? Toemaas, mark oom for yor ounckel! Pigeys, hold op med yer leg! Who, but who (for second time of asking)(f39,ºf10) was then the scourge of the parts about folkrich Lucalizod(f39,ºf10) it was wont to be asked, as, in ages behind of the Homo Capite Erectus, what price Peabody's money, or, to put it bluntly, whence is the (f39herringtons' herrington'sºf10) white cravat, as, in epochs more cainozoic, who struck Buckley(f39,ºf10) though nowadays as thentimes every schoolfilly of sevenscore moons or more who (f39know knowsºf10) her intimologies and every colleen bawl aroof and every redflammelwaving warwife and widowpeace upon Dublin Wall for ever knows as yayas is yayas how it was Buckleyself (we need no blooding paper to tell it neither) who struck and the Russian generals(f39, da! da!, (da! da!)ºf10) instead of Buckley who was caddishly struck by him when (f39be byºf10) herselves. What fullpried paulpoison in the spy of three castles or which hatefilled smileyseller? And that such a vetriol of (f39venom vinomºf10), that queen's head affranchisant, a quiet stinkingplaster zeal could cover, prepostered or postpaid! The loungelizards of the pumproom had their nine days' jeer(f39,f10) and pratschkats at their platschpails too and holenpolendom beside, Szpaszpas Szpissmas, the zhanyzhonies, when, still believing in her owenglass(f39,f10) when izarres were twinklins(f39,ºf10) that the upper reaches of her mouthless face and her impermanent waves were the better half of her, one nearer him, dearer than all, first
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warming creature of his early morn, bondwoman of the man of the house(f39,ºf10) and murrmurr of all the mackavicks, she who had given his eye for her bed and a tooth for a child till one one and one ten and one hundred again, O me and O ye(f39!,ºf10) cadet and prim, the hungray (f39and endºf10) anngreen (and if she is older now than her teeth she has hair that
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is younger than thighne, my dear!)(f39,f10) she who shuttered him after his fall and waked him widowt sparing and gave him keen and made him able and held adazillahs to each arche of his noes, she who will not rast her from her running to seek him till, with the (f39help kelpºf10) of the (f39okeamic Okeanicºf10), some such (f39time timesºf10) that she shall have been after hiding the crumbends of his enormousness in the areyou lookingfor Pearlfar sea(f39,f10) (ur, uri, uria!)(f39,f10) stood forth, (f39burnzburn buruzburnf10) the (f39gorggony gorygoryºf10) old danworld, in gogor's name, for gagar's sake, dragging the countryside in her train, (f39finickin here and funickin there,f10) with her louisequean's brogues and her culunder buzzle and her little bolero(f39,ºf10) boa and all(f39,ºf10) and two times twenty (f39curlicornies curlicormsºf10) for her (f39headdress hairdressºf10), specks on her eyeux(f39,ºf10) and spudds (f39on inºf10) horeilles and a circusfix riding her (f39Parisienne's Parisianne'sºf10) cockneze, a vaunt her straddle from Equerry Egon, when Tinktink in the churchclose clinked Steploajazzyma Sunday, (f39Sola solaºf10), with pawns, prelates and pookas pelotting in her piecebag(f39,f10) for Handiman the Chomp, Esquoro, biskbask, to crush the slander's head.

Wery weeny wight, plead for Morandmor! Notre Dame de la Ville, mercy of thy (f39balmheartzyheat balmheartsyheatºf10)! Ogrowdnyk's beyond herbata tay, wort of the drogist. Bulk him no bulkis. (f39Be still, O quick! Speak him,º dumb! Hush,º ye fronds of Ulma! Stimm unto stein!ºf10) And let him rest, thou (f39wayfarre wayfarerºf10), and take no gravespoil from him! Neither mar his mound! The bane of Tut is on it. Ware! But there's a little lady waiting and her name is A.L.P. And you'll agree. She must be she. For her holden heirheaps hanging down her back. He spenth his strenth amok haremscarems(f39.:ºf10) Poppy(f39,ºf10) Narancy, Giallia, Chlora, Marinka, Anileen, Parme. And ilk a those dames had her rainbow huemoures yet for (f39whilkf10) (f39whilko oºf10) her whims but he coined a cure. Tifftiff (f39today togayf10), kissykissy tonay and agelong pine tomauranna. Then who but Crippled-with-Children would speak up for Dropping-with-Sweat?

(f39f10) Sold (f39him her lease of ninenineninetee, him her lease of ninenineninetee,ºf10)
(f39Tresses undresses so dyedyedaintee, Tresses undresses so dyedyedaintee,ºf10)
(f39Goo, Goo,ºf10) the groot (f39gudgeon, gudgeon,ºf10) (f39gulped gulphedºf10) it all.
Hoo was the C.O.D.?

(f39Bum! Bung!ºf10)
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(f39f10) At Island Bridge she met her tide.
(f39Attabom, attabom, Attabom, attabom,ºf10) attabombomboom!
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The Fin had a flux and his Ebba a ride.
(f39Attabom, attabom, Attabom, attabom,ºf10) attabombomboom!
We're all up to the years in hues and cribies.
That's what she's done for wee!


Nomad may roam with Nabuch but let naaman laugh at Jordan! For we, we have taken our sheet upon her stones where we have hanged our hearts in her trees; and we list, as she bibs us, by the waters of babalong.