Whoº do you no tonigh, lazy and gentleman?
(Shaunº Mac Irewick, briefdragger, for the concern of Messrs Jhon Jhamiesonº and Song, rated one hundrick and thin per storehundred on this nightly quisquiquock of the twelve apostrophes, set by Jockit Mic Ereweak. He misunderstruck andº aim for am olloº of number three of them and left his free natural ripostes to four of them in their own fine artful disorder.)º
1.º What secondtonone myther rector and maximost bridgesmaker was the first to rise taller through his beanstale than the bluegum
buaboababbaunº or the giganteous Wellingtonia Sequoia;º went nudiboots with trouters into a liffeyette when she was barely in her trickliesº; was well known to
claud a conciliation cap onto the esker of his hooth; sports a chainganger's albert solemenly over his hullender's epulence; thought he weighed a
new ton when there felled his first lapapple; gave the heinousness of choice to everyknight betwixt yesterdicks and twomaries; had sevenal successivecoloured serebanmaids on the same big white drawringroam
horthrug; is a Willbeforce to this hour at house as he was in heather; pumped the catholick wartrey and shocked the prodestung boyne; killed his own hungery self in anger as a young man;º found fodder for five when allmarken rose
goflooded; with Irishº tutores Cornish made easy; voucher
of rotables, toll of the road; bred manyheaded stepsonsº for one leapyourown taughter; is too funny for a fish and has too much outside for an insect; like a heptagon crystal emprisoms trues and faussº for us; is infinite swell in unfitting induments; once was he shovelled and once was he arsoned and once was he inundered and she hung him out billbailey; has a quadrant inº his tile to tell Toler cadº a'clog it is; offers chances to Longº on but stands up to Legge before; found coal at the end of his harrow and mossroses behind the seams; made a fort out of his postern and wrote F.E.R.T.º on his buckler; is escapemaster-in-chief from all sorts of houdingplaces; if he outharrods against barkers,º to the shoolbred he acts whiteley; was evacuated at the mere appearance of three germhuns and twice besieged by a sweep; from zoomorphology to omnianimalism he is brooched by the spin of a coin; towers, an eddistoonº amid the lampless,º casting swannbeams on the deep;º threatens thunder upon malefactors and sends whispers up fraufrau'sº froufrous; when Dook Hookbackcrook upsits his ass booseworthies jeer and junket but they boos him oos and baas his aas when he lukes like Hunkett Plunkettº; by sosannsosº and search a party on a lady of this city; business, reading newspaper, smoking cigar, arranging tumblers on table, eating meals, pleasure, etcetera, etcetera, pleasure, eating meals, arranging tumblers on table, smoking cigar, reading newspaper, business; minerals, wash and brush up, local views, juju toffee, comic and birthdays cards; those were the days and he was their hero; pink sunset shower, red clay cloud, sorrow of Sahara, oxhide orº Iren; arraigned and attainted, listed and lited, pleaded and proved; catches his check at banck of Indgangd and endurses his doom at chapel exit; brain of the franks, hand of the christian, tongue of the north; commands to dinner and calls the bluff; has a block at Morgen's and a hatache all the afternunch; plays gehamerat when he's ernst but misses mauseyº when he's lustyg; walked as far as the Head where he sat in state asº the Rump; shows Early English tracemarks and a marigold window with manigilt lights, a myrioscope, two remarkable piscines and three wellworthseeing ambries; arches all portcullised and his nave dates from dots; is
a horologe unstoppable and the Benn of all bells; fuit, isst and heritº and though he's mildewstaned he's mouldystoned; is a quercuss in the forest but plane member for Megalopolis; mountunmighty, faunonfleetfoot; plank in our platform, blank in our scouturnº; hidal, in carucates he is enumerated, hold as an earl, he counts; shipshaped phrase of buglooking words with a form like the easing moments of a graminivorous; to our dooms brought he law, our manoirs he made his vill of; was an overgrind to the underground and acqueduced for fierythroats; sends boys in socks acoughawhooping when he lets farth his carbonoxsideº and silk stockings show her shapings when he looses hose on hers; stocks dry puder for the Ill people and pinkun's pellets for all the Pale; gave his mundyfoot to Miserius, her pinch to Anna Livia, that superfine pigtail to Cerisia Cerosia and quid rides to Titius, Caius and Sempronius; made the man who had no notion of shopkeepers feel he'd rather play the duke than play the gentleman; shot two queans and shook three caskles when he won his game of dwarfs;º fumes inwards like a strombolist till he smokes at both ends; manmoteº, befierº of him, womankindº, pietad!; shows one white drift of snow among the gorsegrowth of his crown and a chaperon of repentance on that which shed gore; pause and quies, triple bill; went by metro for the polis and then hoved by; to the finders, hail! woa, you that seek!; whom fillth had plenished, dearth devoured; hock is leading, cocoa comes next, emery tries for the flag; can dance the O'Bruin's polerpasse at Noolahn to his own orchistruss accompaniment; took place before the internatural convention of catholic midwives and found stead before the congress for the study of endonational calamities; makes a delictuous entrée and finishes off the course between sweets and savouries; flouts for forecasts, flairs for finds and the fun of the fray on the fairground; cleared out three hundred sixty five idles to set up one all khalassal for henwives hoping to have males; the flawhoolagh, the grasping one, the kindler of paschal fire; forbids us our trespassers as we forgateº him; the phoenix be his pyre, the cineres his sire!; piles big pelium on little ossas like the pilluls of hirculeads; has an eatupus complex
and a drinkthedregs kink; wurstmeats for chumps and cowcarlows for scullions; when he plies for our favour is very trolly ours; two psychic espousals and three desertions; may be matter of fact nowº but was futter of magd then; Cattermole Hill, ex-mountain of fleshº was reared up by stress and sank under strain; tank it up, dank it up, tells the tailor to his tout; entoutcas for a man, but bit a thimble for a maid; blimp, blump; a dud letter, a sing a song a sylble;º a byword, a sentence with surcease; while stands his canyouseehim frails shall fall; was hatched at Cellbridge but ejoculated abrood; as it gan in the biguinnengs so wound up in a battle of Boss; Roderick, Roderick, Roderick, O, you've gone the way of the Danes; variously catalogued, regularly regrouped; a bushboysº holoday, a quacker's mating, a wenches' sandbath; the same homoheatherous checkinlossegg as when sollyeyeº airly blew ye; real detonation but false report; spa mad but inn sane; half emillian via bogus census but a no street hausmann when allphannd; is the handiest of all andies and a most alleghant spot to dump your hump; hands his secession to the new patricius but plumps plebmatically for the bloody old centuries; eats with doors open and ruts with gates closed; some dub him Rotshield and more limn him Rockyfellow; shows he's fly to both demisfairs but thries to cover up his tracers; seven dovecotes cooclaim to have been pigeonheim to this homer, Smerrnion, Rhoebok, Kolonsreaghº, Seapoint, Quayhowth, Ashtown, Ratheny; independent of the lordship of chamberlain, acknowledging the rule of Rome; we saw thy farm at Useful Prine, Domhnall, Domhnall; reeksº like Illbelpaeseº and looks like iceland's earº; lodged at quot places, lived through tot reigns; takes a szumbath for his weekend and a wassarnap for his refreskment; after a good bout at stoolball enjoys Giroflee Giroflaa; what Nevermore missed and Colombo found; believes in everyman his own goaldkeeper and in Africa for the fullblacks; the arc of his driveº was forty full and his stumps were pulled at eighty; boasts him to the thick-in-thews the oldest creater in Aryania and looks down on the Suiss family Collesons whom he calls les nouvelles roches; though his heart, soul and spirit turn to pharaoph times,º his love, faith and
hope stick to futuerism; light leglifters cense him souriantes from afore while boor browbenders curse him grommelants to his hindmost; between youlasses and yeladst glimse of Evenº; the Lug his peak has, the Luk his pile; drinks tharr and wodhar for his asama and eats the unparishable sow to styve off reglar rack,º the beggars cloak themº reclined about his paddystool, the whores winken him as they walk their side; on Christienmas at Advent Lodge, New Yealand, after a lenty illness the roeverand Mr Easterling of pentecostitis, no followers by bequest, fanfare all private; Gone Where Glory Waits Him (Ball, bulletist) but Not Here Yet (Maxwell, clark); comminxed under articles but phoenished a borgiess; from the vat on the bier through the burre in the dark to the buttle of the bawn; is A1º an the highest but Roh re his root; filled fanned of heckleberriesº whenas all was tuck and toss up for him as a yangster to fall fou of hockinbechers wherein he had gauged the use of raisin;º ads aliments, das doles, raps rustics, tams turmoil;º sas seed enough for a semination but sues skivvies on the sly; learned to speak from hand to mouth till he could talk earish with his eyes shut; hacked his way through hickheckhocks but hangedº hishelp from there hereafters; rialtosº, annesleyg, binn and ballsº to say nothing atolk of New Comyn; the gleam of the glow of the shine of the sun through the dearth of the dirth on the blush of the brick of the viled ville of Barnehulme has dust turned to brown; these dyed to tartan him, rueroot, dulse, bracken, teasel, fuller's ash, sundew and cress; long gunn but not for cotton; stood his sharp assault of famine but grew girther, girther and girther; he has twenty four or so cousins germinating in the United States of America and a namesake with an initial difference in the once kingdom of Poland; his first's a young rose and his second's French-Egyptian and his whole means a slump at Christie's; forth of his pierced part came the woman of his dreams, blood thickerº then waterº last trade overseas; buyshop of Glintylook, eorl of Hoed; you and I are in him surrented by brownº bldns; Elin's flee polt pelhaps but Hwang Chang evelytime; he was one of yourº highbigpipey boys but fancy him as smoking fags at hisº time of
life; Mount of Mish, Mell of Moy; had two cardinal ventures and three capitol sinks; has a peep in his pocketbook and a packetboat in his keep; B.V.H., B.L.G., P.P.M., T.D.S., V.B.D., T.C.H., L.O.N.; is Breakfates, Lunger, Diener and Souper; as the streets were paved with cold he felt his topperairy; taught himself skating and learned how to fall; distinctly dirty but rather a dear; hoveth chieftains evrywehr, with morder; Ostman Effendi, Serge Paddishaw; baases two mmany,º outpriams all his parisites; first of the fenians, roi des fainéantsº; his Tiara of scones was held unfillable till one Liam Fail felled him in Westmunster; was struckº out of his sittem when he rowed saulely to demask us and to our appauling predicament brought asº plagues from Buddapest; put a matchhead on an aspenstalk and set the living a fire; speared the rod and spoiled the lightning; married with cakes and repunked with pleasure; till he was buried howhappy was he and he made the welkins ring with Up Micawber!; god at the top of the staircase, carrion on the mat of straw; the false hood of a spindler web chokes the cavemouth of his unsightliness but the nestlings that liven his leafscreen sing him a lover of arbuties; we strike hands over his bloodied warsheet but we are pledged entirely to his green mantle; our friend vikelegal, our swaran foiº; under the four stones by his streams who vanished the wassailbowl at the joy of shells; Mora and Lora had a hill of a high time looking down on his confusion till firm look in readiness, forward spear and the windfoot of curach strewed the lakemist of Lego over the last of his fields; we darkened for you, faulterer, in the year of mourning but we'll fidhil to the dimtwinklersº when the streamy morvenlight calls up the sunbeam; his striped pantaloons, his rather strange walk; hereditatis columna erecta, hagion chiton eraphon; nods a nap for the nonce but crows cheerio when they get ecunemical; is a simultaneous equator of elimbinated integras when three upon one is by inspection improper; has the most conical hodpiece of confusianist heronim and that chuchuffuous chinchin of his is like a footsey kungoloo around Taishantyland; he's as globeful as a gasometer of lithium and luridity and he was thrice ten anular
years before he wallowed round Raggiant Circos; the cabalstone at the coping of his cavinº is a canine constant but only an amirican could apparoxemeteº the apeupresiosity of his atlast's alongement; sticklered rights and lefts at Baddersdown in his hunt for the boar trwth but made his end with the modareds that came at him in Camlenstrete; a hunnibal in exhaustive conflict, an otho to return; burning body to aiger air on melting mountain in wooing wave; we go into him sleepy children, we come out of him strucklers for life; he divested to save from the Mrs Drownings their rival queens while Grimshavº, Bragshaw and Renshaw made off with his storen clothes; taxed and rated, licensedº and ranted; his threefaced stonehead was found on a whitehorse hill and the print of his costellous feet is seen in the goat's grasscircle; pull the blind, toll the deaf and call dumb, lame and halty; Miraculone, Monstrucceleen; led the upplaws at the Creation and hissed a snake charmer off her stays; hounded become haunter, hunter become fox; harrier, marriesº, terrier, tav; Olaph the Oxman, Thorker the Tourable; you feel he is Vespasian yet you think of him as Aurelius; whugamore, tradertory, socianist, commoniser; made a summer assault on our shores and begiddy got his sands full; first he shot down Raglan Road and then he tore up Marlborough Place; Cromlechheight and Crommalhill were his farfamed feetrests when our lurch as lout let free into the Lubar heloved; mareschalled his wardmotes and delimited the main; netted before nibbling, can scarce turn a scale but, grossed after meals, weighs a town in himself; Banba prayed for his conversion, Beurla missed that grand old voice; a Colossus among cabbages, the Melarancitrone of fruits; larger than life, doughtier than death; Gran Turco, orege forment; lachsembulger, leperlean; the sparkle of his genial fancy, the depth of his calm sagacity, the clearness of his spotless honour, the flow of his boundless benevolence; our family furbear, our tribal tarnpike; quary was he invincibled and cur was he burked; partitioned Irskaholm, united Irishmen; he took a svig at his own methyr but she tested a bit gorky and as for the salmon he was coming up in him all life long; comm, eilerdichº keckleburyº and sawyer theeº warden,º
silent as the bee in honey, stark as the breath on hauwck,º Costello, Kinsella, Mahony, Moran, though you rope Amrique your home ruler is Dan; figure right, he is hoisted by the scurve of his shaggy neck, figure left, he is rationed in isobaric patties among the crew; one asks was he poisoned, one thinks how much did he leave; ex-gardener (Riesengebirger), fitted up with planturous existenciesº would make Roseoogreedy (mite's) little hose; taut sheets and scuppers awash but the oil silk mack Liebsterpet micks his aquascutum; the enjoyment he took in kay women, the employment he gave to gee men; sponsor to a squad of piercers, ally to a host of rawlies; against lightning, explosion, fire, earthquake, flood, whirlwind, burglary, third party, rot, loss of cash, loss of credit, impact of vehicles; can rant as grave as oxtail soup and chat as gay as a porto flippant; is unhesitent in his unionism and yet a pigotted nationalist; Sylviacola is shy of him, Matrosenhosens nose the joke; shows the sinews of peace in his chest-o-wars; fiefeofhome, ninehundred and thirtunineº years of copyhold; is aldays open for polemypolity's sakeº when he's not suntimes closed for the love of Janus; sucks life's eleaxir from the pettipickles of the Jewess and ruoulls in sulks if any popeling runs down the Huguenots; Boomaport, Walleslee, Ubermeerschall Blowcher and Supercharger, Monsieur Ducrow,º Mister Mudson, master gardiner; to one he's just paunch and judex, to another full of beans and brehons; hallucination, cauchman, ectoplasm; passed for baabaa blacksheep till he grew white woo woo woolly; was drummatoysed by Mac Milligan'sº daughter and put to music by one shoebard; all fitzpatricks in his emirate remember him, the boys of wetford hail him babu; indanified himself with boro tribute and was schenkt publicly to brigstoll; was given the light in drey orchafts and entumuled in threeplexes; his likeness is in Terrecuite and he giveth rest to the rain bowedº; lebriety, frothearnityº and quality; his reverse makes a virtue of necessity while his obverse mars a mother by invention; beskilkº his gunwale and he's the second imperial, untie points, unhook tenters and he's lath and plaster; calls upon Allthing when he fails to appeal to Eachovos; basidensº, ardree, kongsemma, rexregulorum; stood into Dee mouth,
then backed broadside on Baulacleeva; either eldorado or ultimate thole; a kraal of fou feud fires, a crawl of five pubs; laid out lashings of laveries to hunt down his family ancestors and then pled double trouble or quick quits to hush the buckers up; threw pebblets for luck over one sodden shoulder and dragooned peoplades armed to their teeth; pept as Gaudioº Gambrinus, grim as Potter the Grave; ace of arts, deuce of damimonds, trouble of clubs, fear of spates; cumbrum, cumbrum, twiniceynurseys fore a drum but tre to uno tips the scale; reeled the titleroll opposite a brace of girdles in Silver on the Screenº but was sequenced from the set as Crookback by the even more titulars, Rick, Dave and Barry; he can get on as early as the twentysecond of Mars but occasionally he doesn't come off before Virgintiquinqueº Germinal; his Indian name is Hapapoosiesobjibway and his number in arithmosophy is the stars of the plough; took weapon in the province of the pike and let fling his line on Eelwick; moves in vicous cicles yet remews the same; theº drain rats bless his offals while the park birds curse his floodlights; Portobello, Equadocta, Therecocta, Percorello; he pours into the softclad shellborn the hard cash earned in Watling Street; his birth proved accidental shows his death its grave mistake; brought us giant ivy from the land of younkers and bewitthered Apostolopolos with the gale of his gall; while satisfied that soft youthful bright matchless girls should bosom into fine silkclad joyous blooming young womenº is not so pleased that heavy swearsome strongsmelling irregularshaped men should blottout active handsome wellformed frankeyed boys; herald hairyfair, alloaf the wheat; husband your aunt and endow your nepos; hearken but hush it, screen him and see; time is, an archbishopric, time was, a tradesmen's entrance; beckburn brooked with wath, scale scarred by scow; his rainfall is a couple of kneehighs while his meanst grass temperature marked three in the shade; is the meltingpoint of snow and the bubblingplace of alcohol; has a tussle with the trulls and then does himself justice; hinted at in the eschatological chapters of Humphrey's Justesse of the Jaypeesº and hunted for by Theban recensors who sniff there's something behind the Bug of the Deafº; the king was in
his cornerwall melking mark so murry, the queen was steep in armbour feeling fain and furry, the mayds was midst the hawthorns shoeing up their hose, out pimps the back guards (pomp!) and pump gun they goes; to all his foretellers he reared a stone and for all his comethersº he planted a tree;º forty acres, sixty miles, white stripe, red stripe, washes his fleet in annacrwatter; whouº missed a porter so whot shall he do for he wanted to sit for Pimploco but they've caught him to stand for Sue?; Dutchlord, Dutchlord, overawes us; Headmound, king and martyr, dunstung in the Yeastº, Pitre-le-Pore-in Petrinº, Barth-the-Grete-by-the-Exchange; he hestens towards dames troth and wedding hand like the prince of Orange and Nassau while he has trinity left behind him like Bowlbeggar Bill-the-Bustonly; brow of a hazelwood, pool in the dark; changes blowicks into bullocks and a well of Artesia into a bird of Arabia; the handwriting on his facewall, the cryptoconchoidsiphonostomata in his exprussians; his birthspot lies beyond the herospont andº burialplot in the pleasant little field; is the yldist kiosk on the pleninsula and the unguest hostel in Saint Scholarland; walked many hundreds and many score miles of streets andº lit thousands in one nightlights in hectares of windows; his great wide cloak lies on fifteen acres and his little white horse decks by dozens our doors; O sorrow the sail and woeº the rudder that were set for Mairie Quai!;º his suns the huns, his dartars theº tartars, are plenty here today; who repulsed from his burst the bombolts of Ostenton and falchioned each flash downsaduck in the deep; apersonalº problem, a locative enigma; upright one, vehicule of arcanisation in the field, lying chap, floodsupplier of celiculation through ebblanes; a part of the whole as a port for a whale; Dear Hewitt Costelloº, Equerry, were daylighted with our outing and are looking backwards to unearly summers, from Rhoda Dundrums; is above the seedfruit level and outside the leguminiferous zone; when older links lock older hearts then he'll resemble she; can be built with glue and clippings, scrawled or voided on a buttress; the night express sings his story, the song of sparrownotes on his stave of wires; he crawls with lice, he swarms with saggarts; is as quiet as a
mursqueº but can be as noisy as a sonogog; was Dilmun when his date was palmy and Mudlin when his nut was cracked; suck up the sease, lep laudº at ease, one lip on his lap and one cushlin his crease; his porter has a mighty grasp and his baxters the boon of broadwhite; as far as wind dries and rain eatsº and sun turns and water bounds he is exalted and depressed, assembled and asundered; go away, we are deluded, come back, we are disghosted; bored the Ostrov, leapt the Inferus, swam the Mabbul and flureº the Moyle; like fat, like fatlike tallow, of greasefulness, yea of dripping greasefulness; did not say to the old, old, did not say to the scorbutic, scorbutic; he has founded a house,º Uru, a house he has founded to which he has assigned its fate; bears a raaven geulantº on a fjeld duiv; ruz the halo off his varlet when he appeared to his shecook; asº Haycock, Emmet,º Boaro, Toaro, Osterich, Mangy and Skunk; pressed the beer of aled age out of the nettles of rashness; put a roof on the lodge for Hymn and a coq in his pot pro homo; was dapiferº then pancircensorº then hortifex magnus; the topes that tippled on him, the types that toppled off him;º still starts our haresº yet gates our goat; pocketbook packetboat, gapman gunrun; the light of other daysº dire dreary darkness; our awful dad, Timour of Tartarº; puzzling, startling, shocking, nay, perturbing; went puffing from king's brugh to new customs, doffing the gibbous off him to every breach of all size; with Pa's new heftº and Papa's new helve he's Papapa's old cutlass Papapapa left us; when youngheaded oldshouldered and middlishneck aged about; caller herring everydaily, turgid tarpon overnight; see Loryon the comaleon that changed endocrine history by loeven his loaf with forty bannucksº; she drove him dafe till he driv her blind up; the pigeons doves be perchin all over him one day on Baslesbridge and the ravens duv be pitchin their dark nets after him the next night behind Koenigstein's Arbour; tronf of the rep, comf of the priv, prosp of the pub; his headwood it's ideal if his feet are bally clay; he crashed in the hollow of the park, trees down, as he soared in the vaguum of the phoenix, stones up; looks like a moultainº boultter and sounds like a rude word;º the mountainº view,º some lumin pale
round a lamp of succar in boinyn water; three shots a puddyº at up blup saddle; made up to Miss MacCormack Ni Lacarthyº who made off with Darly Dermod, swank and swarthy; once diamond cut garnet now dammat cuts groany; you might find him at the Florence but watch ourº for him in Wynn's Hotel; theer's his bow and wheer's his leaker and heer lays his bequiet hearseº deep; Swed Albiony, likeliest villain of the place; Hennery Canterel — Cockranº, eggotisters, limitated; we take our tays and frees our fleas round sadurn'sº mounted foot; built the Lund's kirk and destroyed the church's landº; who guesseº his title grabs his deeds; fletch and prities, fash and chaps; artful Juke of Wilysly; Hugglebelly's Funniral; Kukkuk Kallikak; heard in camera and excruciated;º boon when with benches billeted, bann if buckshotbackshattered;º heavengendered, chaosfoedted, earthborn; his father presumptively ploughed it deep on overtime and his mother as all evince must have travailled her fair share; a footprinse on the Megacene, hetman unwhorsedº by Searingsand; honorary captain of the extemporised fire brigade, reported to be friendly with the police; the door is still open; the old stock collar is coming back; not forgetting the time you laughed at Elder Charterhouse's duckwhite pants and the way you said the whole township can see his hairy legs; by stealth of a kersse her aulburntress abaft his nape she hung; when his kettle became a hearthsculdus our thorstyites set their lymphyamphyre; his yearletter concocted by masterhands of assays, his hallmark imposed by the standard of wrought plate; a pair of pectorals and a triplescreen to get a wind up; lights his pipe with a rosin tree and hires a towhorse to haul his shoes; cures slavey's scurvy, breaks barons boils; called to sell poloshº and was found later in a bedroom; has his seat of justice, his house of mercy, his corn o'copious and his stacks a'rye; prospector, he had a rooksacht, retrospector, he holds the holpenstake; won the freedom of new yoke for the minds of jugoslaves; acts active, peddles in passivism and is a gorgon of selfridgeousness; pours a laughsworth of his illformation over a larmsworth of salt; half heard the single maiden speech La Belle spun to her Grand Mount and wholed a lifetime
by his ain firesideº wondering was it hebrew set to himmeltones or the quicksilversong of qwaternions; his troubles may be over but his doubles have still to come; the lobster pot that crabbed our keel, the garden petº that spoiled our squeezed peas; he stands in a lovely park, sea is not far, importunate towns of X, Y and Z are easily over reachedº; is an excrescence to civilised humanity and but a wart on Europe; wanamade singsigns to soundsense an yit he wanna git all his flesch nuemaid motts truly prural and plusible; has excisively large rings and is uncustomarily perfumed; lusteth ath he listeth the cleah whithpeh of a themise; is a prince of the fingallian in a hiberniad of hoolies; has a hodge to wherry him and a frenchy to curry him and a brabanson for his beeter and a fritz at his switch; was waylaid ofº a parker and beschotten by a buckeley; kicks lintils when he's cuppy and casts Jacob's arroroots, dime after dime, to poor waifstrays on the perish; reads the charms of H. C. Endersen all the weaks of his evenin and the crimes of Ivaun the Taurrible every strongday morn; soaps you soft to your face and slaps himself when he's badend; owns the bulgiest bungbarrel that ever was tiptapped in the privace of the Mullingar Inn; was born with a nuasilverº tongue in his mouth and went round the coast of Iron with his lift hand to the scene; raised but two fingers and yet smelt it would day; for whom it is easier to found a see in Ebblannah than for I or you to find a dubbeltye in Dampsterdamp; to live with whom is a lifemayor and to know whom a liberalº education; was dipped in Hoily Olives and chrysmed in Scent Otooles;º hears cricket on the earth but annoys the life out of predikants; still turns the durc'sº ear of Darius to the now thoroughly infuriotedº one of God; made Man with juts that jerk and minted money mong maney; likes a six acup pudding when he's come whome sweetwhomeº; has come through all the eras of livsadventure from moonshineº and shampaying down to clouts and pottled porter; woollem the farsed, hahnreich the althe, charge the sackend, writchad the thord; if a mandrake shrickedº to convultures at last surviving his birth the weibduck will wail bitternly over the rotter's resurrection; loses weight in the moon nightº but girdº girder by the sundawn; with one touch
of nature set a veiled world agrin and went within a sheet of tissuepaper of the option of three gaols; who could see at one blick a saumon taken with a lance, hunters pursuing a doe, a swallowship in full sail, a whyterobe lifting a host; faced flappery like old King Cnut and turned his back like Cincinnatus; is a farfar and morefar and a hoar father Nakedbucker in villas old as new; squats aquart and cracks aquaint when it's flaggin in town and on haven; blows whiskery around his summit but stehts stout upon his footles; stutters fore he falls and goes mad entirely when he's waked; is Timb to the pearly morn and Tomb to the mourning night; and an he had the best bunbaked bricks in bould Babylon for his pitching playsº he'd be lostº for the want of his wan wubblin wall?
2.º Does your mutter know your mike?
Answer:ºº When I turn meoptics, from suchurban prospects, 'tis my filial's bosom, doth behold with pride,º that pontificator, and circumvallator, with his dam night garrulous, slipt by his side. Ann alive, the lisp of her, 'twould grig mountains whisper her,º and the bergs of Icelandº melt in waves of fire, and her spoon-me-spondees, and her dirckle-me-ondeneesº, make the Rageousº Ossean, kneel and quaff a lyre! If Dann's dane, Ann's dirty, if he's planeº she's purty, if he's fane, she's flirty, with her auburnt streams, and her coy cajoleries, and her dabblin drolleries, for to rouse his rudderup, or to drench his dreams. If hot Hammurabi, or cowld Clesiastes, could espy her pranklings, they'd burst bounds agin, and renounce their ruings, and denounce their doings, for river and iver, and a night. Amin!º
3.º Which title is the true-to-type motto-in-lieu for that Tick for Teac thatchment painted witt whethº one darknessº, where asnake is under clover and
birds aprowl are in the rookeries and a magda went to monkishouse and a riverpaard was spotted,º which is not Whichcroft Whorort not Ousterholm Dreyschluss not Haraldsby, grocer, not Vatandcan, vintner, not Houseboat and Hive not Knox-atta-Belle not O'Faynix Coalprince not Wohn Squarr Roomyeck
not Ebblawn Downes not Le Decer
Le Mieux not Benjamin's Lea not Tholomew's Whaddingtun gnot Antwarp gnat Musca not Corry's not Weir's notº theº Arch not The Smug not The Dotch House not The Uval nothing Grand nothing Splendid (Grahot orº Spletel) nayther Erat Est Erit noor Non michi sed luciphro?º
Answer:º Thine obesity, O civilian, hits the felicitude of our orb!
4.º What Irish capitol city (a dea o dea!) of two syllables and six letters, with a deltic origin and a nuinous end,º (ah dust oh dust!)º can boost of having a)º the most extensive public park in the world, b)º the most expensive brewing industry in the world, c)º the most expansive peopling thoroughfare in the world, d)º the most phillohippuc theobibbous paùpulationº in the world: and harmonise your abecedeed responses?
Answer:º a)º Delfas. And when ye'll hear the gould hommers of my heart, my floxy loss, bingbanging again the ribs of yer resistance and the tenderbolts of my rivets working to your destraction ye'll be sheverin wi' all yer dinful sobs when we'll go riding
acope-acurlyº, you with yer orange garland and me with my conny cordial, down the greaseways of rollicking into the waters of wetted life. b)º Dorhqk. And sure where can you have such good old chimes anywhere, and leave you, as on the Mash and how'tisº I would be
engaging you with my plovery soft accents and descanting upover the scene beunder me of your loose vines in their hairafall with them two loving loofs braceleting the slims of your ankles and your mouth's flower rose and sinking ofter the soapstone of silvry speech. c)º Nublid. Isha, why wouldn't we be happy, avourneen, on the
mills'moneyº he'll soon be leaving you as soon as I've my own owned brooklined Georgian mansion's lawn to recruit upon by Doctor Cheek's special orders and my copper's panful of soybeans and Irish in my east hand and a James's Gate in my west, after all the errears and erroriboose of combarative
embottled history, and your goodself churningº over the newleaved butter (more power to you),º the choicest and the cheapest from Atlanta to Oconee, while I'll be drowsing in the gaarden. d)º Dalway. I
thoroughgoing trotty the first down Spanish Place, Mayo I make, Tuam I take,º Sligo's sleek but Galway'sº grace. Holy eel and Sainted Salmonº, chucking chub and ducking dace, Rodiron's not your aequal! says she, leppin half the lane. abcdº) A bell a bell on Shalldoll Steepbellº, ond be'll go massplon pristmoss speople, Shand praise gon ness our fayst moan neopleº, our prame Shandeepenº, pay name muy feepenceº, moy nay non Aequallllllll!º
5.º Whadº slags of a loughladd would retten smuttyflesks, emptout old mans, melk vitious geit, scareoff jackinjills fra tiddle anding, smoothpick waste papish pastures, insides man outsiders angell, sprink dirted waterº around village, newses, tobaggon and sweeds, plain general kept, louden on the kirkpeal, foottreats given to malafides, outshriekº hyelp hyelfº nor his hair efter buggelawrs, might underhold three barnets, putzpolish crotty bottes, nightcoover all fireglims, serve's time till baass, grindstone his kniveses, fullest boarded, lewd man of the method ofº godliness, perchance he nieows and thans sits in the spoorwaggen, X.W.C.A. onº Z.W.C.U.,º Doorsteps, Limited,º or Baywindaws Bros swobber preferred.º Walther Clausetter's and Sons with the H. E. Chimneys'º Company to not skreve,º will, on advices, be bacon or stable hand, must begripe fullstandinglyº irers' langurge, jublander or northquain bigger prefurred, all duties, kine rights, family fewd, outings fived, may get earnst, no get combitsch, profusional drinklords to please obstain, he is fatherlow soundigged inmoodmined pershoon but aleconnerman, nay, that must he isn't?
Answer:º Pore ole Joe!
6.º What means the saloon slogan Summon In The Housesweep Dinah?
Answer:º Tok. Galory bit of the sales of Cloth nowand I have to beeswax the bringing in all the claub of the porks to us how I thawght I knew hisº stain on the flowerºº if me
askº and can could speakº and he called by me midden name Tik.º I am your honey honeysugger phwhtphwht tha Bay and who bruk the dandleass and who seen the
blackcullen jam for Tomorrha's big pickneck I hope it'll pour prais the Climate of all Ireland I heard the
grackles and I skimming the crock on all your sangwidges fippence per leg per drakeº Tuk. And who eight the last of the goosebellies that was mowlding from measlest years and who leff that there and who put that here and who let the kilkenny stale the chumpº Tek. And whowasit youwasit propped the pot in the yard and whatinthe nameofsen lukeareyou rubbinthe sideofthe flureofthe lobbywithº Shite! willº you have a plateful? Tak.
7.º Who are those component partners of our societate, the doorboy, the cleaner, the sojer, the crook, the squeezer, the lounger, the curman, the tourabout, the mussroomsniffer, the bleakablue tramp, the funpowtherplother, the christymansboxer, from their prés salés and Donnybrook prater and Roebuck's campos and the Agerº Arountownº and Crumglen's grassy but Kimmage's champ and Ashtown fields and Cabra fields and Finglas fields and Santry fields and the feels of Raheny and their fails and Baldoygle to themº who are latecomers all the year'sº round by anticipation, are the porters of the passions in virtue of retroratiocination, and, contributting their conflingent controversies of differentiation, unify their voxes in a vote of vaticination, who crunch the crusts of comfort due to depredation, drain the mead for misery to incur intoxication, condone every evil by practical justification and condamº any good to its own gratification, who are ruled, roped, duped and driven by those numen daimons,º the feekeepersº at theirº laws,º nightly consternation, fortnightly fornication, monthly miserecordation and omniannual recreation, doyles when they deliberate but sullivans when they are swordsed,º Matey, Teddy, Simon, Jorn, Pedherº, Andy, Barty, Philly, Jamesy Morº and Tom, Matt and Jakes Mac Cartyº?
Answer:º The Morphios!
8.º And how war yore maggies?
Answer:º They war loving, they love laughing, they laugh weeping, they weep smelling, they smell smiling, they smile hating, they hate thinking,º they think feeling, they feel tempting, they tempt daring, they dare waiting, they wait taking, they take thanking, they thankº
seeking, asº born for lorn in lore of love to live and wive by wile and rile by ruleº of ruse 'reathed rose and
hose hol'd home, yeth cometh elope year, coach and four, Sweet Peck-at-my-Heart picks one man more.
9.º Now, to be on anew and basking again in the panaroma of all flores of speech, if a human beingº duly fatigued by his dayety in the sooty, having plenxty off time on his gouty hands and vacants of space at his sleepish feet and as hapless behind the dreams of accuracy as any camelot prince of dinmurk, wereº at this auctual futule preteriting unstant, in the states of suspensive exanimation, accorded, throughoutº the eye of a noodle, with an earsighted view of old hopeinhaven with all the ingredient and egregiunt whights and ways to which in the curse of his persistenceº the course of his tory will had been having recourses, the reverberration of knotcracking awes, the reconjungation of nodebinding ayes, the redissolusingness of mindmouldered ease and the thereby hang of the Hoel of it, could such a none, whiles even led comesilencers to comeliewithhers and till intempestuous Nox should catch the gallicry and spot lucan's dawn, byhold at ones what is main and why tisº twain, how one once meet melts in tother wants poignings, the sap rising, the foles falling, the nimb now nihilant round the girlyhead so becoming, the wrestless in the womb, all the rivals to allsea, shakeagain, O disaster!º shakealose, Ahº how starring!º but Heng's got a bit of Horsa's nose and Jeff's got the signs of Ham round his mouth and the beaùº that spun beautiful pales as it palls, what roserude and oragious grows gelb and greem, blue out the ind of it!º Violet's dyed!º then what would that fargazer seem to seemself to seem seeming of, dimmº it all?
Answer:º A collideorscape!
Answer:º I know, pepette, of course, dear, but listen, precious! Thanks, pette, those are lovely, pitounette, delicious! But mind the wind, sweet! What exquisite hands you have, you angiol, if you didn't gnaw your nails, isn'tº it a wonder
you're not achamedº of me, you pig, you perfect little pigaleen! I'll nudge you in a minute!º I bet you use her best Perisian smear off her vanity table
to make them look so rosetop glowstop nostop. I know her. Slight me, would she? For every gotº I care!º Three creamings a day,º the first during her shower and wipe off with tissue. Then after cleanup and of course before retiring. Beme shawl, when I think of that espos of a Clancarbry, the foodbrawler,º of the sociationist party with hiss blackleaded chest,º hello, Prendregast! that you, Innkipper,º and all his fourteen other fullback maulers or hurling starsº or whatever the dagos they are, baiting at my Lord Ornery's, justº becups they won the egg and spoon there so ovally provencial at Balldole. My Eilish assent he seed makes his admiracion. He is seeking an opening and means to be first with me as his belle alliance. Andoo musnoo play zeloso! Soso do todas. Such is Spanish. Stoop alittleº closer, fealse! Delightsome simply! Like Jolio and Romeune. I haven't fell so turkish for ages and ages! Mine's me of squisious, the chocolate with a soul. Extraordinary! Why, what are they all, the mucky lot of them only? Sht!º I wouldn't pay three hairpins for them. Peppt! That's rightsº, hold it steady! Leg me pull. Pu! Come big to Iran. Poo! What are you nudging for? No, I just thought you were. Listen, loviest! Of course it was too kind of you, miser, to remember my sighs in shockings, myº often expressed wish when you were wandering about my trousseaursº and before I forget it don't forget, in your extensions to my personality, when knotting my remembrancetie, shoeweekº will be trotting back with red heels at the end of the moonº but look what the fool bought cabbage headº and, as I shall answer to gracious heaven, I'll always in always remind of snappy new girters, meº being always the one for charmsº with my very best in proud and gloving even if he was to be vermillion miles my youth to live on, the rubberend Mr Polkingtone, the quonianº fleshmonger who Mother Browneº solicited me for unlawful converse with, with her mug of October (a pots on it!), creaking around on his old shanksaxle like a crosty old cornquake. Airman, waterwag, terrier, blazer! I'm fine, thanks ever! Ha! Oº mind you poo tickly.º Sall I puhim in momou.º Mummum.º Funny spot to have a fingey! I'm terribly sorry, I swear to you I am! May you never see me in myº
birthday pelts seenso tutu and that her blanches mainges may rot leprous off herº whatever winking maggis I'll bet by your cut you go fleurting afterº with all the glass on her and the jumps in her stomewhere! Haha! I suspected she was! Sink her! May they fire her for a barren ewe! So she says: Tay for thee?º Well, I saith: Angst so mush: andº desired she might not take it amiss if I esteemed her but an odd. If I did ate toughturf I'm not a mishymissy. Of course I know, pettest, you're so learningful and considerate in yourself, so friend of vegetables, you long cold cat you! Please by acquiester toº meek my acquointance! Codling, snakelet, iciclist! My diaper has more life to it! Whoº drowned youºº in drears, man, or are you pillale with ink? Did a weep get past the gates of your pride? My tread on the clover, sweetness? Yes, the buttercups told me, hugº me, damn it all, and I'll kiss you back to life, my peachest. I mean to make you suffer, meddlarº, and I don't care this fig for contempt of courting. That I chid youº sweet sir? You know I'm tender by my eye. Can't you read byº dazzling ones through me true? Bite my laughters, drink my tears. Pore into me, volumes, spell me stark and spill me swooning,º I just don't care what my thwarters think. Transnameº me loveliness, nowº and here me for all times!ºI'd risk a policeman passing by, Magrath or even that beggar of a boots at the Post. The flame? O, pardone! That was what? Ah, did you speak, stuffstuff? More poestries from Chickspeer's with gleechoreal music or a jaculation from the garden of the soul.º Of I be leib in theº immoralities? O, you mean the strangle for love and the sowiveall of the prettiest? Yep, we open hap coseries in the home. And once upon a week I improve on myself I'm so keen on that New Free Womanº with novel inside. I'm always as tickled as can be over Man in a Surplusº by the Lady who Pays the Rates. But I'm as pie as is possible. Let's root out Brimstoker and give him the thrall of our lives. It's Dracula's nightout. For creepsake don't make a flush! Draw the shades, curfe you, and I'll beat any sonnamonk to love. Holy bug, how my highness would jump to make you flame your halve a bannan in two when I'd run my burning torchlightº through (to adore
me there and then cease to be? Whatever for, blossoms?) Your hairmejig if you had one.ºººº If I am laughing with you? No, lovingest, I'm not so dying to take my rise out of you, adored. Not in the very least. True as God made my Mamawº hiplength modesty coatmawther! It's only because the rison is I'm only any girl, you lovely fellow of my dreams, and because old somebooby is not a roundabout, my trysting of the tulipies, like that puff papeº bucking Daveranº assoiling us behinds. What a nerve!º He thinks that's what the vesprey's for.º How vain's that hope in cleric's heart Who still pursues th'adult' rousº art, Cocksure that rusty gown of his Will make fair Sue forget his phiz! Tame Schwipps. Blessed Marguerite bosses,º I hope they threw away the mould orº else we'll have Ballshossersº and Sourdamapplersº with their medical assassiations all over the place. But hold hard till I've got my latchkey vote and I'll teach him when to wear what woman callours. On account of the gloss of the gleisonº Hasaboobrawbees isabeaubel. Andº because, you pluckless lankaloot, I hate the very thought of the thought of you and because, dearling, of course, adorest, I was always meant for an engindear from the French college,º to be musband, nomme d'engien, when we do and contract with encho tencho solver when you are married to reading and writing which pleasebusinessº now won't be long for he's so loopy on me and I'm so leapy likeº since the day he carried me from the boat, my saviored of eroes, to the beach and I left on his shoulder one fair hair to guide hand and mind to its softness. Ever so sorry! I beg your pardon, I was listening to every treasuried word I said fell from my dear mot's tongueº otherwise how could I see what you were thinking of ourº granny? Only I wondered if I threw out my shaving water. Anyway, here's my arm, pulletneck. Gracefully yours. Move your mouth towards minth, more, preciousest, more on more! To please me, treasure. Don't be a, I'm not going to! Sh! nothingº! A cricri somewhere!º Buybuy! I'm fly! Hear, pippy, under the limes. You know bigtree are all against gravstone. They hisshistenency. Garnd ond mand! So chip chirp chirrup, cigolo,º for the lug of Migo! The little passdoor, I go you before, so, and you're
at my apron stage. Shy is him, dovey.º Musforget there's an audience. I have been lost, angel. Cuddle, ye divil ye!º It's our toot-a-toot. Hearhere! Sensation! Let them, their whole four courtships! Let them,º Bigbawl and his boosers' eleven makes twelve territorials.º The Old Sot'sº Hole that wants wide streets to commission their noisense in, atº the Mitchelº v.º Nichollsº Aves Selvae Acquae Valles!º And my waiting twenty classbirds, sitting on their stiles! Let me finger their eurhythmytic. And you'll see if I'm selfthought. They're all of them out to please. Wait! In the name of. And all the holly. And some the mistle and it Saint Yves.º Hoost! Ahem! There's Ada, Bett, Celia, Delia, Ena, Fretta, Gilda, Hilda, Ita, Jess, Katty, Lou, (they make me cough as sure as I read them)º Mina, Nippa, Opsy, Poll, Queenieeº , Ruth, Saucy, Trix, Una, Vela, Wanda, Xenia, Yva, Zulma, Phoebe, Thelma. And Mee! Theº reformatory boys is goaling in for the church soº we've all comefeastº like the groupsuppers and caught lipsolutionº from Anty Pravidance under penancies for myrtle sins. When their bride was married all my belles began tiº ting. A ring a ring a rosaring! Then everyone will hear of it. Whoses wishes is the farther to my thoughts. But I'll plant them a poser for their nomanclatter. When they're out with the daynurse doing Chaperon Mall. Bright pigeons all over the whirrld will fly with my mistletoe message round their loveribboned necks and a crumb of my cake for each chasta dieva. We keeps all and sundry papers. In th' amourlight, O my darlingº! No, I swear to you by Fibsburrow churchdome and Sainte Andrée's Undershift,º by all I hold secret from my worldº and in my underworld of nighties and naughties andº all the other wonderwearlds! Close your, notmust look! Nowº open, pet, your lips, pepette, like I used my sweet parted lipsabuss with Danº Holohan of facetious memory taught me after the flannel dance, withº the proof of love, up Smock Alley theº first night he smelled pouder and I coloured beneath my fan, pipetta mia, when you learned me the linguo to melt. Whowhamº would have ears like ours, the blackhaired!º Do you likeº that, silenzioso?º Are you enjoying, this same little me, my life, my love? Why do you like my
whispingº? Is it not divinely deluscious? But in't it bufforyouº? Misi,º misi! Tell me till my thrillme comes! I will not break the seal. I am enjoying it still, I swear I am! Why do you prefer its in these dark nets, if why may ask, my sweetykins? Sh sh!º Longears is flying. No, sweetissest, why would that ennoy me? But don't! You want to be slap well slapped for that. Your delighted lips, love, be careful! Mind my duvetyne dress above all! It's golded silvy, the newest sextones with princess effect. For Rutland blue's got out of passion. So, so, my precious! O, I can see the cost, chareº! Don't tell me! Why, the boy in sheeps' lane knows that. If I sell whose, dears? Was I sold here'º tears? You mean those conversation lozenges? How awful! The bold shame of me! I wouldn't , chickens, not for all the juliettes in the twinkly way! I could snap them when I see them winking at me in bed. I didn't did so, my intended, or was going to or thinking of. Shshsh! Don't start like that, you wretch! I thought ye knew all and more, ye aucthor, toº explique to ones the significat of their exsystems with your nieu nivulon lead. It's only another queer fish or otherº in Brinbrou's damned old trouchorous river again, Gothewishegoths bless us and spare her! And gibos rest from the bosso! Excuse me for swearing, love, I swear to the sorrasims on their trons of Uian I didn't mean to byº this alpin armlet! Did you really never in all our cantalang lives speak clothse to a girl's before? No! Not even to the charmermaid? How marfellowsº! Of course I believe you, my own dear doting liest, when you tell me. As I'd live to, O, I'd love to! Liss, liss! I muss whiss! Never that ever or I can remember dearstreaming faces, you may go through me! Never in all my whole white lifeº of my matchless and pair.º Or ever for bitter be the frucht of this hour! With my whiteness I thee woo and bind my silk breasthsº I thee bound! Always, Amory, amor andmore! Till always, thou lovest! Shshshsh! So long as the lucksmith. Laughsº!
11.º Ifº you met on the binge a poor acheseyeld from Ailing, when the tune of his tremble shook shimmy on shin, while his countrary raged in the weak of his wailing, like a rugilant pugilant Lyon O'Lynn; if he maundered in misliness, plaining his
plight or,º played fox and lice, prickingº and dropping hips teeth, or wringing his handcuffs for peace, the blind blighter, praying Dieufº and Domb Nostrums foh thomethinks to eath; if he weapt while he leapt and guffalled quith a quhimper, made cold blood a blue mundy and no bones without flech, taking kiss, kake or kick with a suck, sigh or simper, a diffle to larn and a dibble to lech; if the fain shinner pegged you to shave his immartial, wee skillmustered shoul with his ooh, hoodoodoo!º broking wind that to wiles,º woemaid sin he was partial, we don't think, Jones, we'd care to this evening, would you?
Answer:º No, blank ye! So you think I have impulsivism? Did they tell you I am one of the fortysixths? And I suppose you heard I had a wag on my ears? And I suppose they told you too that my roll of life is not natural? But before proceeding to conclusively confute this begging question it would be far fitter for you,if you dare!º to hasitate to consult with and consequentially attempt at my disposaleº of the same dime-cash problem elsewhere naturalisticallyº of course, from the blinkpoint of so eminent a spatialist. From it you will here notice, Schott, upon my for the first remarking you that the sophology of Bitchson while driven as under by a purely dime-dime urge is not withoutº his cashcashº characktericksticks, borrowed for its nonce ends from the fiery goodmother Miss Fortune (who the lost time we had the pleasure we have had our little recherché brush with, what, Schott?) andº as I further could have told youº as brisk as your D.B.C.º behaviouristically pailleté with a coat of homoid icing which is in reality only a done by chance ridiculisation of the whoo-whoo and where's hairs theorics of Winestain. To put it all the more plumbsily. Theº speechform is a mere sorrogate. Whilstº the quality and tality (I shall explex what you ought to mean by this with its proper when and where and why and how in the subsequent sentence) are alternativomentally harrogate and arrogate, as the gates may be.
Talis is a word often abused by many passims (I am working out a quantum theory about it for it is reallyº most tantumising state of affairs). A pessim may frequent you to say: Have you been
seeing much of Talis and Talis those times?º optimately meaning: Will you put up at hreeº of irish? Or a ladyeater may perhaps have casualisedº as you temptoed her à la sourdine: Of your plates? Isº Talis de Talis, the swordswallower, who is on at the Craterium the same Talis von Talis, the penscrusher,no funk you!º who runs his duly mile? Or this is a perhaps cleaner example. At a recent postvortex piece infustigation of a determinised case of chronic spinosis an extension lecturer on The Ague who out of matter of form was tryingº his seesers, Dr's Hetº Ubeleeft, borrowed the question: Why's which Suchman's talis qualis?º toº whom, as a fatter of macht, Dr Gedankje of Stoutgirth, who was wiping his whistle, toarsely retoarted: While thou beast'º one zoom of a whorl! (Talis and Talis originally mean the same thing, hit it's: Qualis.)º