|3Everyº evening at lighting up o'clock sharp and until further notice, |awith |bdaily serialºb| redistribution of parts and players and daily dubbing of ghostersa| under the distinguished patronage of Theirº Eldershipsº the Oldens of Findrias, Murias, Gorias and Falias. Messrs Clive |aSulles Sollisa|, |aHandy Galoriusa| Kettle, Pobiedo |ablank Lancey,a| Peekapop Yedo & Pierre Dusort, the mime of Mick, Nick & the Maggies, Featuring,3|
glug; (Mr Seumas MacQuillad), the |3bold |abald bolda|3| bad black boy of the storybooks who has been divorced into the disgrace court by
the floras; (Girl Scouts from St Bride's Finishing Establishment), a month's bunch of pretty maidens who while they pick at her, form the guard for
izod; (Miss Butys Pott), a bewitching blonde who dimples delightfully and is approached in loveliness only by her grateful sister reflection in a mirror, the pearl of the opal, who, having jilted Glug, is being fatally fascinated by
chuff; (Mr Sean O'Mailey), the fine frank fairhaired fellow of the fairy tales, who wrestles with the |3bold |abald bolda|3| bad black boy, Glug, geminally about caps or something until they shadowshow a pattern of somebody elseorother, after which they are both brought home to be soundly soaped, sponged and scrubbed again by
ann; (Miss Corrie Correndo), their poor little old mother-in-lieu who is woman of the house to
hump; (Mr Makeall Gonne), |3Cap a pipe |aand witha| watch and
topper,3| the cause of all |s3the confusion the troubless3|, who, having partially recovered from a recent impeachment, due to egg everlasting, is
engaged in entertaining in his customhouse
the customers; (Components of the Afterhours Courses at St |s3Laurence O'Toole's Patricius's3| Academy for Grownup Gentlemen), a bundle of representative civics, each of whom is a jactitator, who are sloppily served by
saunderson; (Mr Knut Oelsvinger), a spoilcurate and butt of
kate; (Miss Rachel Lea Varian), kook-and-general.
With battle pictures and the Pageant of History worked up by Messrs Thud and Blunder. Dresses tastefully designed by Madame Berthe Delamode. Dances arranged by Harley Quinn and Coldlimbeina. Jests, jokes, songs and music for the Wake lent from the properties of Mr Timothy Finnegan R.I.P. |3Lipmasks and hairwigs by Ouida Nooike. Limes by Crooker and Toll. The crack by a person in the pit.º3| The whole whirligig to be wound up by a Magnificent Transformation Scene showing the Radium Wedding of Night and Morning and the Dawn of PEACE, Pure, Perfect and Perpetual, Waking the Weary of the World.
An argument follows.