Key: (f391939 text 2010 textf10)
Postreintroducing Jeremy, the chastenot coulter, the flowing
taal that brooks no brooking runs on to say how, as it was mutualiter foretold of him
by a timekiller to his spacemaker, velos ambos and arubyat knychts, with their tales within wheels and stucks between spokes, on the hike from Elmstree to Stene and back, (f39how,f10) running awage with the use of reason (sics) and ramming amok at the brake of his voice (secs), his lasterhalft was set for getting the besterwhole of his yougendtougend, for control number thrice was operating the subliminal of his invaded personality. He nobit smorfi (f39and go endgoºf10) poltri and let all the tondo gang bola del ruffo. (f39Barto Baitoºf10) no know him mor. Eat larto altruis with most perfect stranger.
Boo, you're through!
Hoo, I'm true(f39!?ºf10)
Men, teacan a tea simmering, (f39hamo homoºf10) mavrone kerry O?
Teapotty(f39. Teapotty, teapottyºf10).
Kod knows. Anything ruind. Meetingless.
He wept indeiterum. With such a tooth he seemed to love his wee tart when (f39abuy a buyºf10). Highly
momourning(f39,ºf10) he see (f39the
theeºf10) before him. Melained from nape to kneecap though vied from her girders up. Holy Santalto, cursing saint, sight most deletious to ross up the spyballs like exude of margary! And how him it heaviered that eyerim rust! An they bare falls witless against
thee(f39,ºf10) how slight becomes a hidden
wound(f39?!ºf10) Soldwoter he wash him all time bigfeller bruisy place blong him. He no want missies blong all boy other look bruisy place blong him. Hence. It will paineth
the chastenot in that where of (f39his himºf10) whence he had loseth his once for every,
(f39even everºf10) though mode grow moramor maenneritsch and the Tarara boom decay. Immaculacy, give but to drink to his shirt and all
(f39frohlinedºf10) skirtaskortas must (f39toºf10) change her
tunics. So warred he from first to last forebanned and(f39,f10) betweenly(f39,ºf10) a smuggler for
lifer. Lift the blank(f39,ºf10) ve (f39veered
vearedºf10) as (f39heil hellºf10)! Split the hvide and
aye seize heaven! He knows for he's seen it in black and white through his eyetrompit(f39,ºf10) trained upon jenny's and all that sort of
thing(f39,ºf10) which is dandymount to a clearobscure. Prettimaid tints may try their taunts: apple, bacchante, custard, dove, eskimo, feldgrau,
(f39ginger,ºf10) hematite, (f39isingglass
isinglassºf10), jet, kipper, lucile, mimosa, nut, oysterette, prune,
quasimodo, royal, sago, tango, umber, vanilla, wisteria, xray, yesplease, zaza, philomel, theerose. What are they all by? Shee.
If you nude her in her prime, make sure you find her complementary or, (f39on your very first occasion,f10) by Angus Dagdasson and all his
(f39piccions picciapiccionsºf10), (f39on
your very first occasionºf10) she'll prick you where you're proudest with her unsatt speagle eye. Look sharp, she's signalling
(f39againºf10) from among the asters. Turn again, wistfultone, lode mere of Doubtlynn! Arise, Land-under-Wave! Clap your lingua to your pallet, drop your jowl with a
(f39joit joltºf10), tambourine until your breath slides, pet a pout and it's out. Have you got me, Allysloper?
My top it was brought Achill's low, my middle I ope before you, my bottom's a (f39vulser valserf10) if ever there valsed and my whole the flower that stars the day and is solly well worth your
pilger's fahrt. Where there's a hitch, a head of things, let henker's halter hang the halunkenend. For I see through your weapon. That cry's not Cucullus. And his eyelids are painted. If my tutor here is cut out for an oldeborre I'm Flo, shy of peeps, you know. But when he beetles backwards, ain't I fly? Pull the
(f39boughpee bough, peep,ºf10) to see how we sleep. Bee Peep! Peepette! Would you like that lump of a tongue for
lungeon(f39,ºf10) or this Turkey's delighter, hys hyphen mys? My bellyswain's a twalf
(f39whulerusspower whulehrusspowerºf10) though he knows as much how to man a wife as Dunckle Dalton of matching wools. Shake hands through the
thicketloch(f39.!ºf10) (f39Sweet swanwater! My
O sweet swan water, myºf10) other is mouthfilled. This kissing wold's full of killing fellows kneeling voyantly to the cope of heaven. And somebody's coming, I feel for a fect. I've a seeklet to sell thee
if old (f39Deanns Deanusºf10) won't be threaspanning. When you'll next have the mind to retire to be wicked this is as dainty a
(f39fineºf10) way as any. Underwoods spells bushment's business. So if you sprig poplar you're bound to twig this. 'Twas my lord of Glendalough benedixed the gape for me that
(f39time dayºf10) at Long Entry, commanding the approaches to my
(f39intimast innermost intimest innermostsf10). Look how they're
browthered(f39.!ºf10) Six thirteens at Blanche de Blanche's of 3 Behind Street and 2 Turnagain Lane. Awabeg is my callby, Magnus here's my
(f39Max maxºf10), Wonder One's my cipher and Seven Sisters is my nighbrood. Radouga,
Rab(f39,ºf10) will ye na pick them in their (f39pink
pinksºf10) of panties. You can colour up till you're
prawn while I go squirt with any cockle. When here who adolls me infuxes sleep. But if this could see with its backsight he'd be the grand old greeneyed lobster. He's my first viewmarc since Valentine. Wink's the winning word.
In the house of breathings lies that word, all fairness. The walls are of rubinen and the glittergates of elfinbone. The roof herof is of massicious jasper and a canopy of Tyrian awning rises and still descends to it. A (f39grape cluster
grapeclusterºf10) of lights hangs therebeneath and (f39al
allºf10) the house is filled with the breathings of her fairness, the fairness of fondance and the fairness of milk and rhubarb and the fairness of roasted meats and uniomargrits and the fairness of promise with consonantia and avowals.
(f39There Theirºf10) lies her word, you
reder(f39.!ºf10) The height herup exalts it and the lowness (f39her
down herdownºf10) abaseth it. It vibroverberates upon the tegmen and prosplodes from (f39theºf10)
(f39pomaeria pomoeriaºf10). A window, a hedge, a prong, a hand, an eye, a sign, a head and keep your other augur on her paypaypay. And you have it, old Sem, pat as ah be
seated(f39.!ºf10) And Sunny, my gander, he's coming to land her. The boy which she now adores. She dores. Oh backed von dem zug! Make weg for their tug!
With a ring ding dong(f39,ºf10) they raise clasped hands and advance more steps to retire to the saum. Curtsey one, curtsey two, with arms akimbo, devotees.
— I rose up one maypole morning and saw in my glass how nobody loves me but you. (f39Ugh. Ugh. Ugh! Ugh!ºf10)
All point in the shem direction as if to shun.
— My name is (f39Misha Misha Mishamishaºf10) but call me (f39Toffey Tough Toffeytoughºf10). I mean (f39Mettenchough Muttonchoughºf10). It was her, boy the boy(f39,ºf10) that was loft in the larch. Ogh! Ogh!
They pretend to helf while they simply (f39shauted schutetºf10) at him sauce to make hims prich. And ith ith noth cricquette, Sally Lums. Not by ever such a lot.
Twentynines of bloomers (f39geging geggingºf10) een man
arose. Avis was there and trilled her about it. She's her sex, for certain. So to celebrate the occasion:
— (f39Willest Willstºf10) thou rossy banders havind?
He simules to be tight in ribbings round his rumpffkorpff.
— Are you Swarthants that's (f39hit hitsºf10) on a shorn stile?
He makes semblant to be swiping their chimbleys.
— Can you (f39ajew ajew ajew, ajew,ºf10) fro' (f39Sheidam Scheidanºf10)?
He finges to be (f39cutting cuttlingºf10) up with a pair of sissers and to be (f39buytings of buythings offºf10) their maidens (f39and spitting ends pittingºf10) their heads into their facepails.
(f39Spickspuk! Spickspuck!ºf10) Spoken.
So now be hushy, little pukers! Side here roohish, cleany fuglers! Grandicellies, all stay zitty! Adultereux, rest as befour! For you've jollywelly dawdled all the day. When ye (f39colf coifºf10) tantoncle's hat then'll be largely (f39temts temptsºf10) for that. Yet's the time for being now, now, now.
For a burning would is come to dance inane. Glamours hath moidered's lieb and (f39herefore herforeºf10) Coldours must leap no more. (f39Lack breath Lackbreathºf10) must leap no more.
Lel lols for libelman libling his lore. Lolo Lolo(f39,ºf10) liebermann(f39,ºf10) you loved to be leaving Libnius. Lift your right to your Liber Lord. Link your left to your lass of liberty. Lala Lala, Leapermann, your lep's but a loop to lee.
A fork of hazel o'er the field (f39in vox invokesºf10) the verveine (f39virgins virgins'ºf10) ode. If you cross this rood as you roamed the rand I'm blessed but you'd feel him a blasting rod. Behind(f39,f10) me, (f39frees freeºf10) from evil smells! Perdition stinks before us.
(f39Aghatharept Agathareptºf10) they (f39fleurelly
fleurelyºf10) to Nebnos will and (f39Rosocale
Rofocaleºf10). Twice is he gone to quest of her, thrice is she now to him. So see we so as seed we sow. And
their (f39prunktqueen prunkqueenºf10) kilt her kirtles up (f39and. Andºf10) set out. And her (f39troup troupeºf10) came heeling, O. And what do you think that pride was drest in(f39!?ºf10) (f39Voolykins' Voollykins'ºf10) diamondinah's vestin. For ever they scent where air she went. While all the fauns' flares widens wild to see a (f39floral's florals'ºf10) school.
Led by Lignifer, in four hops of the happiest, (f39ach acºf10) beth cac duff, a marrer of the sward incoronate, the few fly the farbetween! We haul minymony on that
piebold nig. Will any dubble dabble
on the bay? (f39Nor far Noc forºf10) jocubus? Nic for jay? Attilad! Attattilad! Get up, Goth's scourge on you! There's a visitation in your impluvium. Hun! Hun!
He (f39stanth standthºf10) theirs (f39mun mumºf10) in his natural, oblious autamnesically of his very proprium(f39,f10) (such is stockpot leaden, so did (f39sonsepun sousepunºf10) crake)(f39,ºf10) the wont to be wanton maid a will to be wise. Thrust from the light, apophotorejected, he spoors loves from her heats. He blinkth. (f39But's But hisºf10) wrath's the higher where those wreathe charity. For all of these have been thisworlders(f39,.f10) (f39time Timeºf10) liquescing into state, pitiless age grows angelhood. Though, as he stehs, most anysing may befallhim(f39,ºf10) from a song of a witch to the totter of (f39Blackarss, Blackarts,ºf10) given a fammished devil, a young sourceress and (eternal conjunction) the permission of overalls with the cuperation of nightshirt. If he spice east he seethes in sooth and if he pierce north he wilts in the waist. And what wonder with the murkery viceheid in the shade? The specks on his lapspan are his foul deed (f39thougths thoughtsºf10), wishmarks of mad imogenation. Take they off(f39, sahf10)! Make (f39the theef10) off(f39, sohf10)! But Funnylegs are leanly. A bimbamb bum! They vain would convert (f39the himºf10) to be hers in the word. Gush, they wooed! Gash, they're fair ripecherry!
As for she could shake him. An oaf, no more. Still(f39,ºf10) he'd be good tutor two in his big armschair lerningstoel(f39,ºf10) and she be waxen in his hands. Turning up and fingering over the most dantellising peaches in the lingerous longerous book of the dark. Look at this passage about (f39Galilleotto. Galileotto!f10) I know it is difficult but when your goche I go dead. Turn now to this patch upon Smacchiavelluti(f39.!ºf10) Soot allours, he's sure to spot it(f39.!ºf10) 'Twas ever so in monitorology since Headmaster Adam became Eva Harte's toucher, (f39in omnibus moribus et temporibus in omnibus moribus et temporibusºf10), with man's mischief in his mind whilst her pupils swimmed too heavenlies(f39,.ºf10) (f39let Letºf10) his be exaspirated, letters be blowed(f39,!ºf10) I is a femaline person. O, of provocative gender. U unisingular case.
Which is why trumpers are mixed up in duels and here's B. Rohan meets N. Ohlan for the prize of a thou.
But listen to the mocking birde to micking barde making bared! We've heard it aye since songdom was gemurrmal.
(f39⇒ºf10) As he was
queering his shoolthers. So was I. And as I was cleansing my fausties. So was he. And as way ware (f39puffiing puffinºf10) our blowbags. (f39Souwouyou Sou wous youºf10).
Come, thrust! Go, parry! Dvoinabrathran, dare! The mad long ramp of manchind's parlements, the learned lacklearning, merciless as wonderful.
— Now may Saint Mowy of the Pleasant Grin be your everglass and (f39even prospect evenprospectºf10)!
— Feeling dank.
— And may Saint Jerome of the (f39Harlots' Harlot'sºf10) Curse make family three of you which is much abedder!
— Grassy ass ago.
And each was wrought with his other. And his continence (f39fell fullºf10).
(f39⇒ºf10) The (f39bivitellines bivetellinesºf10), Metellus and Ametallikos, her crown pretenders, obscindgemeinded (f39biekerers bickerersºf10), (f39vaying directiy varying directlyºf10), uruseye each oxesother, superfetated (never cleaner of lamps frowned fiercelier on anointer of hinges), while their treegrown girls, king's game, if he deign so, are in such transfusion just to know twigst timidy twomeys, for gracious sake, who is artthoudux from whose heterotropic, the sleepy or the glouch, for, shyly bawn and showly nursured(f39,ºf10) exceedingly nice girls can strike exceedingly (f39bad hardºf10) times unless so richtly chosen's by (what though of riches he have none and hope dashes hope on his heart's horizon) to gar their great moments greater. The thing is he must be put strait on the spot, no mere waterstichystuff in a selfmade world that you can't believe a word he's written in, not for pie, but one's only owned by (f39naturel naturalºf10) rejection. Charley, you're my darwing(f39.!ºf10) So sing they sequent the assent of man. Till they go round if they go roundagain before breakparts and all dismissed. They keep. Step keep. Step. Stop.
(f39⇒ºf10) Who is Fleur? Where is Ange? Or Gardoun?
Creedless, croonless hangs his haughty. There end no moe red devil in the white of his eye. Braglodyte him do a katadupe(f39.!ºf10) A condamn quondam jontom sick
(f39af ofºf10) a suckbut! He does not know how his grandson's grandson's grandson's grandson will stammer up
in (f39Peruvain Peruvianºf10) for in the ersebest idiom (f39I have done it I have done itºf10) equals (f39I so shall do I so shall doºf10). He dares not think why the grandmother of the grandmother of his grandmother's grandmother coughed Russky with suchky husky accent since in the mouthart of the slove (f39look at me now look at me nowºf10) means (f39I once was otherwise I once was otherwiseºf10). Nor that the mappamund has been changing pattern as youth (f39plays playºf10) moves from street to street since time (f39wasºf10) and races were and wise ants hoarded and sauterelles were spendthrifts, no thing making newthing wealthshowever for a silly old Sol, healthytobedder and latewiser. Nor that the turtling of a London's alderman is ladled out by the waggerful to the regionals of pigmyland. His part should say in honour bound: So help me symethew, sammarc, selluc and singin, I will stick to you, by gum, no matter what, bite simbum, and in case of the event coming
off beforehand(f39,ºf10) even so you was to release me for the sake of the other cheap girl's baby's name(f39,ºf10) plaster me but I will pluckily well pull on the buckskin gloves (f39because it is the month of brumesºf10). But Noodynaady's actual ingrate tootle is of come into the garner(f39,f10) mauve(f39,ºf10) and thy nice are stores of morning and buy me a bunch of iodines.
Evidentament he has failed as tiercely as the deuce before (f39for. Forºf10) she is wearing none of the three. And quite as (f39patenly patentlyºf10) there is (f39a sort off10) a hole in the ballet (f39trough throughf10) which the rest fell out. (f39Because Forºf10) to explain why the residue is, was, or will not be, according to the eighth axiom, proceeded with, namely, since ever apart that gossan duad, so sure as their's a patch on a pomelo, this yam ham in never live could, the shifting about of the (f39lassies, lasses andºf10) the (f39tug of love tug-of-loveºf10) of (f39their theºf10) lads ending with a great deal of (f39roughºf10) merriment, hoots, screams, scarf drill, cap fecking, ejaculations of aurinos, reechoable mirthpeals and general (f39thumbtonosery thumb-to-noseryºf10) (Myama's a yaung yaung (f39cauntry countryf10)), one must (f39recken reckonºf10) with the sudden and gigantesquesque appearance unwithstandable as a general election in Barnado's bearskin amongst the brawlmiddle of this village childergarten of the largely longsuffering laird of Lucanhof.
But, (f39vrayedevraye Vrayedevrayeºf10) Blankdeblank, god of all machineries and tomestone of Barnstaple, by mortisection or vivisuture, splitten up or recompounded, an
isaac jacquemin mauromormo milesian, how accountibus for him, moreblue?
Was he pitssched for an ensemple(f39,f10) as certain have dognosed of him(f39,ºf10) against our seawall by Rurie, Thoath and Cleaver, those three stout sweynhearts(f39,ºf10) Orion of the Orgiasts, Meereschal MacMuhun, (f39the, Ipse dadden Ipsedaddenf10), (f39theºf10) product of the extremes giving quotidients to our means, (f39as might occur to anyone,ºf10) your brutest layaman with the princest champion in our (f39archdeaconsy archdeaconryºf10), or so yclept(f39, as might occur to anyone,ºf10) from Clio's clippings, which the (f39chroncher chroniclerºf10) of chivalries is sulpicious save he scan, for ancients link with presents as the human chain extends, have done, do and will again(f39,f10) as John, Polycarp and (f39I renews Ireneusºf10) eye-to-eye ayewitnessed (f39and to untoºf10) Paddy Palmer, while monks sell yew to archers or the water of the livvying goes the way of all fish from Sara's drawhead(f39,f10) the corralsome(f39,ºf10) to Isaac's(f39,ºf10) the lauphed butt one, with her minnelisp extorreor to his moanolothe inturned? So Perrichon with Bastienne or heavy Humph with airy Nan(f39.ºf10) Ricqueracqbrimbillyjicqueyjocqjolicass? How sowesthow, (f39dullcisamica dulcisamicaºf10)? A and aa ab ad abu abiad. A babbel men dub gulch of tears.
(f39And he! Who?º Old Joe, the Java Jane, older even than Adam Costollo.ºf10) The mar of murmury mermers to the mind's ear, uncharted rock, evasive weed. Only the caul knows his
thousandfirst name, Hocus Crocus, Esquilocus,
Finnfinn the Faineant(f39, how feel full foes in furrinarrºf10). Doth (f39it not all all thisº two wayº teleopicºf10) come aft to you, puritysnooper, (f39in the way television opes as eft it wereºf10) longtimes ofter when Potollomuck Sotyr or Sourdanapplous the Lollapaloosa(f39?ºf10) (f39put back Omega with the beths of alpability?ºf10) The charges are, you will remember(f39,;ºf10) the chances are, you won't(f39.f10) (f39bit it's old Joe, the Java Jane, older even than Odam Costollo,ºf10) (f39and we are We areºf10) recurrently meeting em, par Mahun Mesme, in cycloannalism, from space to space, time after time, in various phases of scripture as in various poses of sepulture. Greets Godd, Groceries! (f39How feel full foes in furrinarr?ºf10) Merodach! Defend the King! Hoet of the rough throat attack but whose say is soft (f39but andºf10) whose ee has a cute angle, he whose hut is a hissarlik even as her hennin's aspire. And insodaintily she's a quine of (f39selm ashaker selmashakerºf10) while as a murder of corpse when his magot's up he's the best berrathon sanger in all the aisles of Skaldignavia. As who shall hear. For now at last is Longabed going to be gone to, that more than man, prince of Bunnicombe of wide roadsterds, the herblord the gillyflowrets so fain fan to flatter about. Artho is the
name is on the hero, (f39Capellisato Capellissatoºf10), shoehanded slaughterer of the shader of our leaves.
Attach him! Hold!
Yet stir thee, to clay, Tamor!
Why wilt thou erewaken him from his earth, O summonorother(f39:?f10) (f39he Heºf10) is weatherbitten from the dusts of ages(f39?.ºf10) The hour of his closing hies to hand; the tocsin that shall claxonise his wareabouts. If one who remembered his webgoods and tealofts were to ask of (f39a anyºf10) hooper for whose it was the storks were quitting Aquileyria, this trundler would not wot; if other who (f39joined foundºf10) faith when his depth charge bombed our barrel (f39spillway slipwayf10) were to —!
Jehosophat, what doom is here! Rain ruth on them, sire(f39.!ºf10) The wing of Moykill cover him! The Bulljon Bossbrute quarantee him! Calavera, caution! Slaves to Virtue, save his Veritotem! Bearara (f39Tolearis Polearisºf10), procul abeat! The Ivorbonegorer of Danamaraca(f39,f10) be(f39,ºf10) his Hector Protector! Woldomar with Vasa, peel your peeps! And try to saviourise the nights of labour to the order of our blooding worold! While Pliny the Younger writes to Pliny the Elder his calamolumen of contumellas, what Aulus Gellius picked on Micmacrobius and what Vitruvius pocketed from Cassiodorus. Like we larnt from that Buke of Lukan in Dublin's capital, Kongdam Coombe. Even if you are the kooper of the winkel (f39itself,ºf10) over measure never lost a licence. Nor a (f39duckindonche duckindoucheºf10) divulse from bath and breakfast. And for the honour of Alcohol drop that you-know-what-I've-come-about-I-saw-your-act air(f39.!ºf10) Punch may be pottleproud but his Judy's a wife's wit better.
For the producer (Mr John Baptister Vickar) caused a deep abuliousness to descend upon the Father of Truants and, at a side issue, pluterpromptly brought on the scene the cutletsized consort, foundling filly of fortyshilling
fostertailor and shipman's shopahoyden, weighing ten pebble ten, scaling five footsy five(f39,ºf10) and spanning thirtyseven inchettes round the good companions, twentynine ditties round the wishful waistress, thirtyseven alsos round the answer to everything, twentythree of the same round each of the quis separabits, fourteen round the beginning of happiness and nicely nine round her shoed for slender.
And eher you could pray mercy to goodness or help with your hokey or mehokeypoo, Gallus's hen has collared her pullets. That's where they have (f39wreglias owregliasºf10) for. Their bone of contention, flesh to their thorns, prest as Prestissima, makes off in a thinkling (and not one hen only nor two hens (f39neyther naytherºf10) but every blessed brigid came aclucking and aclacking), while, a rum a rum, the ram of all harns, Bier, Wijn(f39, andºf10) Spirituosen for consumption on the premises, advokaat withouten pleaders, Mas marrit, Pas poulit, Ras ruddist of all, though flamifestouned from galantifloures, is hued and cried of each's colour.
Home all go. Halome. Blare no more ramsblares, oddmund barkes! And cease your fumings, kindalled bushies! And (f39sherrigoldies yeassymgnays sherrygoldies, yeassyngnaysºf10); your wildeshaweshowe moves swiftly sterneward! For here the holy language. Soons to come. To pausse.
'Tis goed. Het best.
For they are now tearing, that is, teartoretorning. Too soon are coming (f39tasbooks taskbooksºf10) and goody, hominy bread and bible bee(f39,f10) with jaggery-yo (f39to andºf10) juju-jaw, Fine's French phrases from the Grandmère des Grammaires and bothered parsenaps from the Four Massores, Mattatias, Marusias, Lucanias, Jokinias, and what happened to our eleven in thirtytwo antepostdating the Valgur Eire and why is limbo where is he and what are the sound waves saying (f39thatºf10) ceased ere they all wayed wrong and Amnist anguished axes Collis and where fishngaman fetched the mongafesh from and whatfor paddybird notplease rancoon and why was Sindat sitthing on (f39him hisºf10) sitbom like a saildior, with what the doc did in the doil, not to mention define the hydraulics of common salt and, its denier crid of old provaunce, where G.P.O. is zentrum and D.U.T.C. are radients write down by the frequency of the scores and crores of your refractions the valuations in the pice of dinggyings on N.C.R. and S.C.R.
That little cloud, a nibulissa, still hangs isky. Singabed sulks before slumber. Light at night has an alps on his druckhouse. Thick (f39head breadºf10) and thin butter
or after you with me. Caspi, but gueroligue stings the air. Gaylegs to riot of us! (f39Gallocks Gallooksºf10) to
What is amaid today todo? So angelland all weeping bin that Izzy most unhappy is. Fain Essie(f39,ºf10) fie onhapje? laughs her stella's vispirine.