Comparison of 1939 and 2010 texts III.3§B

Emendations by Danis Rose and John O'Hanlon

Key:  (f391939 text 2010 textf10)

— Amtsadam(f39,!f10) (f39sir Sirºf10), to you! Eternest cittas, heil! Here we are again(f39.!ºf10) I am bubub brought up under a camel act of dynasties long (f39sinceºf10) out of print, the first of Shitric Shilkanbeard (or is it Owllaugh MacAuscullpth the Thord?), but, in pontofacts massimust, I am known throughout the world wherever my good (f39Allenglisches Allenglisches'ºf10) Angleslachsen is spoken by Sall and Will from Augustanus to Ergastulus, as this is, whether in Farnum's rath or Condra's ridge or the meadows of Dalkin or Monkish tunshep, by saints and
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sinners eyeeye alike as a cleanliving man and, as a matter of fict, by my halfwife, I think how our public at large appreciates it most highly from me that I am as cleanliving as could be and that my game was a fair average since I perpetually kept my ouija ouija wicket up. On my verawife I never was nor can afford to be guilty of (f39breach,ºf10) crim crig con(f39,ºf10) (f39off10) malfeasance (f39trespass or trespassºf10) against parson with the person of a youthful gigirl frifrif friend chirped Apples, acted by Miss Dashe, (f39and orf10) with (f39Any annyºf10) of my cousines in Kissilov's Slutsgartern or Gigglotte's Hill, when I would touch to her dot and feel most greenily of her unripe ones(f39,ºf10) as it should prove most (f39anniece unnieceºf10) and far too bahad, nieceless to say, to my reputation on Babbyl Malket for daughters-in-trade being lightly clad. Yet, as my acquainters do me the complaisance of apprising me, I should her have awristed under my duskguise of whippers through toombs and deempeys, lagmen, was she but tinkling of such a tink. And, as a mere matter of (f39ficfect, ficfact,ºf10) I tell of myself how I popo possess the ripest littlums wifukie around the globelettes globes upon which she was romping off on Floss Mundai out of haram's way round Skinner's (f39circusalley Circusalleyºf10) first with her consolation prize in my serial dreams of (f39faire fairºf10) women, Mannequins Passe, with awards in figure and smile subsections, handicapped by two breasts in operatops(f39,.ºf10) (f39a Aºf10) remarkable little endowment garment. Fastened at various places. What spurt! I kickkick keenly love
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such, particularly while savouring of their flavours at their most perfect best when served with heliotrope ayelips, as this is, where I do drench my jolly soul on the (f39pu pure pupureºf10) beauty of hers past.

She is my bestpreserved wholewife, sowell her as herafter, in Evans's eye, with incompatibly the smallest shoenumber outside (f39ofºf10) (f39chinatins Chinatinsºf10). They are jolly dainty, spekin tluly. May we not recommend them? It was my proofpiece from my prenticeserving. And, alas, our private chaplain of Lambeyth and Dolekey, bishopregionary, an always sadfaced man, in his lutestring (f39pewcape dewcapeºf10) with tabinet band, who has visited our various hard hearts and reins by imposition of fufuf fingers, olso haddock's fumb, in that Upper Room(f39,ºf10) can speak loud to you some quite complimentary things about my clean (f39charactering, characteractingºf10) even(f39,f10) when detected(f39,ºf10) in the (f39dark duskºf10), distressful though such recital prove to me, as this is, when I introduced her ((f39Frankfurters, frankfurtersf10) (f39numborines numbourinesf10)(f39,f10) why drive fear(f39?)!)ºf10) to our fourposter tunies chantreying(f39,f10) under Castrucci Sinior and De Mellos, those whapping oldsteirs, with sycamode euphonium in either notation in our altogether cagehaused (f39duckyheim duckkyheimºf10) (f39gleegloomºf10) on Goosna Greene, that cabinteeny homesweetened through affection's hoardpayns(f39,f10) (f39(First Murkiss, or so they sankeyed. Dodo! O Clearly! And Gregorio at front with Johannes far in back. Aw, aw!), gleeglomºf10) there's gnome (f39sweepplaces sweeplacesºf10) like theresweep Nowhergs. (f39First Murkiss, or so they sankeyed. Dodo! O Clearly! And the gregorio at front with Johannes far in back. Aw aw!ºf10) By whom, as my Kerk Findlater's, ye litel chuch rond ye coner,
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and K. K. Katakasm enjoineth (f39upon all swaddleredºf10) in the Belief and(f39,ºf10) as you all know (f39as a matter of pure fact, dear humansf10), of a child(f39, dear Humans,ºf10) one of my life's ambitions of my (f39youngend yougendºf10) from an early peepee period while still to hedjeskool, intended for broadchurch, I(f39, being fully alive to it,ºf10) was parruchially confirmed in Caulofat's bed by our bujibuji beloved curate-author. Michael Engels is your man. Let Michael relay Sutton and tell you people here who have the phoney habit (it was remarketable) in his clairaudience, as this is, as only our own Michael can, when reicherout at superstation, to bring ruptures to our roars how I am amp amp amplify. Hiemlancollin. Pimpim's Ornery (f39forninehalf. fortninehalf.ºf10) Shaun Shemsen saywhen saywhen. Holmstock unsteaden. Livpoomark lloyrge hoggs one four tupps noying. Big Butter Boost! Sorry! Thnkyou! Thatll beall (f39fortody fortodayºf10).
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(f39Cal Callºf10) it off(f39.!ºf10) Godnotch, (f39vryboily. vrybolly!ºf10) End a muddy (f39crushmess chrushmessºf10)! Abbreciades anew York gustoms. Kyow! Tak(f39.!ºf10)

(f39f10) — Tiktak. (f39Tikkak. Tiktak.ºf10)

— Awind abuzz awater falling.

— Poor a (f39cowe cowsºf10) his jew placator.

— It's the damp damp damp.

(f39f10) (f39ºf10) Calm has entered. Big (f39big Bigºf10) Calm, announcer(f39.!ºf10) It is (f39mostf10) ernst terooly a (f39mostºf10) moresome (f39intartenment. intartenmont!ºf10) Colt's tooth! I will give tandsel to it. I protest there is luttrelly not one teaspoonspill of evidence at bottomlie to my babad, as you shall see, as this is(f39.,ºf10) Keemun Lapsang of first pickings. And I contango (f39Iºf10) can take off my dudud (f39myºf10) dirtynine articles of quoting here in Pynix Park before those in heaven to provost myself(f39,f10) by gramercy of justness(f39, I mean aºf10) (f39veryman virgomanºf10) and moremon, stiff and staunch for ever, and enter under the advicies (f39to their favoured clientºf10) from Misrs Norris, (f39Southby Sothebyºf10), Yates and Weston, Inc, (f39to their favoured client,f10) into my preprotestant (f39caveat Caveatºf10) against the pupup publication of libel by any tixtim tipsyloon or (f39tobtomtowley tobtom towleyºf10) of Keisserse Lean (f39(a bloweyed lanejoymt, waring lowbelt suit, with knockbrecky kenees and bullfist rings round him and a fallse roude axehand (he is cunvesser to Saunter's Nocelettres and the Poe's Toffee's Directory in his pisness), the best begrudged man in Belgradia who doth not belease to our paviour) to my nonesuch, toºf10) that highest personage at moments holding down the throne. So to speak of beauty scouts in elegant pursuit of flowers, searchers for tabernacles and the celluloid art! Happen seen sore eynes belived? The caca cad! (f39A bloweyed lanejoyntº, waring lowbelt suit, withº knockbrecky kenees and bullfist rings round him and a fallse roude axehand (he is cunvesser to Saunter's Nocelettres and the Poe's Toffee's Directory in his pisness),º the best begrudged man in Belgradia,º who doth notº belease to our paviour,ºf10) (f39He heºf10) walked by North Strand with his Thom's towel in hand. Snakeeye! Strangler of soffiacated green parrots! I protest it that he is, by my wipehalf(f39, my nomesuchºf10)(f39.!ºf10) He was leaving out of my double inns while he was all teppling over my single ixits. So was keshaned on for his recent behaviour. Sherlook is lorking for him. Allare beltspanners(f39.!º Hourspringlike his joussture, immitiate
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my chry! Asº urs now, so yous then!
f10) Get your air curt! Shame upon (f39pipipf10) Private (f39M! M—!ºf10) Shames on his (f39fulsomeness foulsomenessºf10)! Shamus on his atkinscum's lulul lying suulen for an outcast mastiff littered in blood currish! (f39Eristocras Erestocrassºf10) till Hanging Tower! Steck a javelin through his advowtried heart! Instaunton! Flap, my Larrybird! Dangle, my highflyer! Jiggety jig(f39,ºf10) my
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jackadandyline! Let me never see his waddphez again! And mine it was, Barktholed von Hunarig, Soesown (f39of afºf10) Furrows (f39(hourspringlike his joussture, immitiate my chry! as urs now, so yous then!)f10), when to our lot it fell on my poplar Sexsex, my Sexencentaurnary, (f39whenby when byºf10) (f39Gate gateºf10) of Hal, before his hostel of the Wodin Man, I hestened to freeholdit op to (f39his Hisºf10) Mam (f39his Hisºf10) (f39Maman, Mamamºf10) Majuscules(f39,ºf10) His Magnus Maggerstick(f39,ºf10) first city's leasekuays of this Nova Tara, our most noble, when hrossbucked on his pricelist charger, Pferdinamd Allibuster (yeddonot need light oar till Noreway for you fanned one o'er every doorway)(f39,ºf10) with my allbum's greethims through this whole of my promises(f39,:ºf10) (f39handshakey Handshakeyf10) (f39congrandyoulikethems Congrandyoulikethemsf10), (f39ecclesency. Ecclesency!ºf10)

Whosaw the jackery dares at handgripper thisa breast? Dose makkers (f39ginger. ginder!ºf10) Some one we was with us all fours. Adversarian! The spiking Duyvil! First liar in Londsend! Wulv! See (f39you yonºf10) scargore on that skeepsbrow! And those meisies! Sulken taarts! Man sicker at I ere (f39bluffet bluffitºf10) (f39konservative konservateveºf10)? Shucks! Such ratshause bugsmess so I cannot barely conceive of! Lowest basemeant in hystry! Ibscenest nansence! Noksagt! Per Peeler and Pawr! The brokerheartened shugon! Hole affair is rotten muckswinish porcupig's draff(f39.!ºf10) Enouch!

(f39f10) — Is that yu, (f39Whitehed Whiteheadºf10)?

— Have you headnoise now?

— Give us your mespilt reception, will yous?

— Pass the fish for (f39Christ's Christ'ºf10) sake!

(f39f10) (f39ºf10) Old Whitehowth he is speaking again. Ope (f39Eustace eustaceºf10) tube! Pity poor (f39whiteoath Whiteoathºf10)! Dear gone (f39mumumºf10) mummeries, goby! Tell the woyld I have (f39lived livetºf10) true thousand hells. Pity, please, lady, for poor (f39O.W. O. W.ºf10) in this profundust snobbing I have caught. Nine dirty years mine age, hairs hoar, mummery failend, snowdrift to my ellpow, deff as Adder(f39.,ºf10) I askt you, dear lady, to judge on my tree by our fruits. I gave you of the tree. I gave two smells, three eats. My freeandies, my celeberrimates(f39:!ºf10) (f39my happy bossoms My happybossomsºf10), my allfalling fruits of my boom. Pity poor Haveth Childers Everywhere with Mudder!

That was Communicator, a former colonel(f39, disincarnatedf10). (f39He is not all hear.ºf10) A (f39disincarnatedºf10)
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spirit(f39,ºf10) called (f39Sebastion Sebastianºf10)(f39,f10) from the Rivera in Januero(f39,ºf10) (f39(he is not all hear)f10) may fernspreak shortly with messuages from my deadported. (f39He does not believe in ourº psychous of the Real Absence, neither miracle wheat nor soulsurgery of P. P. Quemby.ºf10) Let us cheer him up a little and make an appunkment for a future date. Hello, (f39Commudicate Communicatorºf10)! (f39Eh?ºf10) How's the buttes? Everscepistic! (f39He does not believe in our psychous of the Real Absence, neither miracle wheat nor soulsurgery of P. P. Quemby.ºf10) He
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has had some indiejestings, poor thing, for quite a little while, confused by his tonguer of baubble. (f39A way Awayºf10) with him! Poor Felix (f39Culapert Culaperºf10)! Ring his mind, ye staples(f39,f10) (bonze!)(f39,ºf10) in my ould reekeries' ballyheart and in my krumlin and in aroundisements and stremmis! Sacks eleathury! Sacks eleathury! Bam! I deplore over him ruely. Mongrieff! O Hone! Guestermed with the nobelities, (f39to die todieºf10) bronxitic in achershous! So enjoying of old thick whiles, in haute white toff's hoyt of our formed reflections, with stock of eisen all his prop, so buckely hosiered from the Royal Leg, and his puertos mugnum, he would puffout a dhymful bock(f39.!ºf10) And the how he would husband her that verikerfully, his cigare divane(f39!f10) ((f39He heºf10) would redden her with his vestas, but 'tis naught(f39.)),ºf10) (f39With withf10) us(f39,ºf10) his nephos and his neberls, mest incensed and befogged by him and his smoke thereof(f39.!ºf10) But he shall have his glad stein of our zober beerbest in Oscarshal's winetavern. Buen retiro! The boyce voyce is still flautish and his mounth still wears that (f39soldier's soldierºf10) scarlet though the flaxafloyeds(f39, alas,ºf10) are peppered with salsedine. It is bycause of what he was ascend into his prisonce on account off. I whit it (f39wel wellºf10). Hence (f39his he'sºf10) deepraised words. Some day I may tell of his second storey. Mood! Mood! It looks like someone other bearing my burdens. I cannot let it. Kanes nought.

Well, yeamen, I have bared my whole past, I flatter myself, on both sides. Give me even (f39myºf10) two months by laxlaw in second division and my first broadcloth is business will be to protest to Recorder at Thing of all Things, or court of Skivinis, with marchants grey, antient and credibel, Zerobubble Barrentone, Jonah Whalley, Determined Codde or Cucumber Upright, my jurats, if it does not occur again. O rhyme us! Haar Faagher, wild heart in Homelan(f39;,ºf10) Harrod's be (f39the theeºf10) naun(f39. Mine, mineºf10) kinder come, mine wohl be won(f39.!ºf10) There is nothing like leuther. O (f39Shee sheeºf10)! And nosty
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mens in gladshouses they shad not (f39peggot peggottºf10) stones. The elephant's house is his castle. I am here to tell you, indeed to goodness, that, allbe I discountenanced beallpersuasions(f39,f10) in rinunciniation of (f39myºf10) pomps of heretofore, with a wax too held in hand, I am thorgtfulldt to do dope me of (f39her Ovocna'sºf10) miscisprinks and by virchow of those filthered (f39watersf10) (f39Ovocnasºf10) presently(f39,ºf10) like Browne umbracing Christina Anya, after the Irishers, to convert me into a (f39selt Seltºf10) (but first I must proxy babetise my old antenaughties)(f39,ºf10) when, (f39being fully alive to it,ºf10) as Sigismond Stolterforth, with Rabbin Robroost for my auspicer and Leecher Rutty for my lifearst (f39and Lorencz Pattornºf10) (Ehren til (f39viktrae! viktrae!f10)), (f39whenºf10) I will westerneyes those poor sunuppers and (f39outbreighten outbreitenºf10) their land's eng. A man should stump up and I will pay my pretty decent trade price for my glueglue (f39gluecose glucoseºf10), peebles, were it even, as this is, the legal eric for (f39wholewiping cleanºf10) infelicitous conduict (here incloths placefined my pocketanchoredcheck) and, as a matter of fact, I undertake to discontinue entyrely all practices
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and I deny (f39wholeswipingºf10) in toto at my own request in all stoytness to have confermentated and confoederated and agreed in times prebellic, when here were waders for the trainsfolk, as it is now nuggently laid to me, with a friend from mine, Mr Billups, pulleter, my quarterbrother, who sometimes he is doing my locum for me on a grubstake and whom I have cleped constoutuent, for so it was felt by me, at goodbuy (f39cootcoops cootcoopº byf10) (f39byusucapiture usucapitureºf10) a mouthless niggeress, Blanchette Brewster from Cherna Djamja, Blawlawnd-via-Brigstow, or to illsell my fourth part in her, which although allowed of in Deuterogamy as in several places of Scripture (copyright) and excluded books (they should quite rightly verbanned be)(f39,f10) would seem eggseggs excessively (f39haroween harroweenºf10) to my feelimbs(f39,ºf10) for (f39two twaºf10) punt scotch, one pollard and a (f39crockard crocardºf10) or three pipples on the bitch. Thou, Frick's (f39Flame flameºf10), Uden Sulfer, who strikest only on the marryd bokks, (f39enquick entquickºf10) me if so be I did cophetuise milady's maid(f39,!f10) (f39in Inºf10) spect of her beavers she is a womanly and sacret. Such wear a frillick for my comic strip(f39, (f10) Mons Meg's Monthly, comes out aich Fanagan's Weck(f39,)f10) to bray at by clownsillies in Donkeybrook Fair. It would lackin mackin Hodder's and Cocker's erithmatic. The unpurdonable preempson
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of all of her of yourn, by Juno Moneta! If she, irished Marryonn Teheresiann, has been disposed of for her consideration, I, Ledwidge Salvatorious, am tradefully unintiristid. And if she is still further talc slopping over her cocoa contours, I(f39,f10) hwat mick angars, am strongly of opinion why I should not be. (f39Inprobable! Improbable!ºf10) I do not credit one word of it from such and suchess mistraversers. Just feathers! Nanenities! Or to have ochtroyed to resolde or borrough by exchange same super melkkaart, means help(f39;,ºf10) best Brixton(f39,ºf10) high yellow, no outings(f39:,ºf10) cent for cent on Auction's Bridge. 'Twere a honnibel crudelty wert so tentement to their naktlives and scatab orgias we devour about in the mightyevil roohms of (f39encient enceintºf10) (f39cartage Cartageºf10). Utterly improperable! Not for (f39old alledºf10) Crusos or white soul of gold! A pipple on the panis, two claps on the cansill, or three (f39pock packºf10) pocks cassey knocked on the postern! Not for one testey tickey culprik's (f39coynds coyndeºf10) ore for all (f39ecus écusºf10) in cunziehowffse! So (f39hemp humpºf10) me Cash(f39.!ºf10) I meanit.

My herrings! The surdity of it(f39! Amean, meanºf10) to say. Her bare idears, it is choochoo chucklesome. Absurd bargain, mum, will call. One line(f39,ºf10) with! One line, with(f39,ºf10) with! Will ate everadayde saumone like a boyne alive O. The tew cherripickers(f39,ºf10) with their (f39Catheringnettes catheringnettesºf10), Lizzy and Lissy Mycock from Street Fleshshambles, were they moon at aube with hespermun and I their covin guardient, I would not know to contact such gretched youngsteys in my ways from Haddem or any suistersees or heiresses of theirn, claiming by, through, or under them. Ous of their freiung pfann into myne foyer(f39.!ºf10) Her is one which rassembled to mein enormally. The man what shocked
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his shanks at contey Carlow's. He is Deucollion. Each habe (f39goheerd, goheard:ºf10) (f39uptaking Uptakingºf10) you are innersence(f39,ºf10) but we sen you meet sose infance. Deucollion! Odor(f39.:ºf10) Evilling chimbes is smutsick rivulverblott but thee hard casted thereass pigstenes upann Congan's shootsmen in Schottenhof, ekeascent? Igen Deucollion! I liked his (f39Gothamm gothamnºf10) chic! Stuttertub! What a shrubbery trick to play! (f39Hear this!ºf10) I will put my oathhead unner my whitepot for ransom of beeves and will stand me where I stood mine in all free heat between Pelagios and little
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Chistayas by Roderick's(f39,ºf10) our (f39mostf10) (f39mostmonolith monolithf10), after my both earstoear and brebreeches buybibles and, (f39minhatton minhatonºf10), testify to my unclothed virtue by the longstone erectheion of our allfirst manhere. I should tell you that honestly, on my honour of a Nearwicked, I always think (f39(f10) in a (f39wordworth's wordsworthºf10) of that primed favourite continental poet, Daunty, Gouty and Shopkeeper, A. G., whom the generality admoyers in this that is and that this is to come(f39.)ºf10) (f39Like likef10) as my palmer's past policy I have had my best master's (f39lessons lessonºf10), as the public he knows(f39, and. Andºf10) do you know, homesters, I honestly think(f39,f10) if I have failed lamentably by accident benefits(f39,ºf10) though shintoed, spitefired, perplagued and cramkrieged, I am doing my dids bits and have made of my prudentials good. I have been told I own stolemines or something of that (f39sorth sortºf10) in the sooth of Spainien. Hohohoho! Have I said ogso how I abhor myself vastly (truth to tell) and do repent (f39meºf10) to my (f39netherheart nether heartºf10) of suntry clothing? The amusin part is, I will say, hotelmen, that(f39, afterº martiell siegewin with Abbot Warre to blesseº on yon slauchterday of cleantarriffs,ºf10) since I, (f39yetnotº a bottlenim,ºf10) over the deep drowner Athacleeath to seek again Irrlanding, shamed in mind, with three plunges of my ruddertail(f39, yet not a bottlenimf10), vanced imperial standard by weaponright and platzed mine residenze, taking bourd and burgage under starrymisty(f39,ºf10) and ran and operated my (f39brixtol Brixtolºf10) selection here at thollstall, for mean straits male with evorage fimmel, in commune soccage(f39,ºf10) among strange and enemy, among these plotlets, (f39in atºf10) Poplinstown, alore Fort Dunlip, then-on-sea, hole of Serbonian bog, now city of magnificent distances, goodwalldabout, with talus and counterscarp and pale of palisades, (f39upon martiell siegewin, with Abbot Warre to blesse, on yon slauchterday of cleantarriffs,ºf10) in that year which I have called myriabellous, and overdrave these marken (f39(the soord on Whencehislaws was mine and mine the prusshing stock of Allbrecht the Bearn),ºf10) under patroonshaap of our good kingsinnturns, (f39T. R. H. T.R.H.ºf10) Urban First and Champaign Chollyman and Hungry the Loaved and Hangry the Hathed, here where my tenenure of office and my toils of domestication first began, with weight of woman my skat and skuld but Flukie of the Ravens (f39asf10) my sure piloter, famine with Englisch sweat and oppedemics, the twotoothed
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(f39dragon worms Dragonwormsºf10) with allsort serpents, has compolitely seceded from this landleague of many nations(f39,f10) and open and notorious naughty livers are found not on our rolls. This seat of our city it is of all sides pleasant, comfortable and wholesome. If you would traverse hills,
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they are not far off. If champain land, it lieth of all parts. If you would be delited with fresh water, the famous river(f39,f10) called of Ptolemy the Libnia Labia(f39,ºf10) runneth fast by. If you will take the view of the sea, it is at hand. Give heed!

(f39f10)Do Drumcollogher whatever you do!

Visitez Drumcollogher-la-Belle!

Be suke and sie so ersed Drumcollogher!

Vedi Drumcollogher e poi Moonis(f39.!f10)

(f39f10) (f39ºf10) Things are not as they were. Let me briefly survey. Pro clam a shun! Pip! Peep! Pipitch! Ubipop jay piped, ibipep goes the whistle. Here Tyeburn throttled, massed (f39murmars marmursºf10) march: where the bus stops(f39,ºf10) there shop I: here which ye see, yea reste. On me, your sleeping giant. Estoesto! Estote sunto! From the hold of my capt in altitude till the mortification that's my fate. The end of (f39ourºf10) aldest mosest ist the beginning of all thisorder so the last of their hansbailis shall the first in our sheriffsby. (f39Peace and plenty!ºf10) New highs for all! Redu Negru may be black in tawn but under them lintels are staying my horneymen meet each his mansiemagd. For peers and gints, quaysirs and galleyliers, fresk letties from the say and stale headygabblers, gaingangers and dudder wagoners, pullars off societies and pushers on rothmere's homes. Obeyance from the townsmen spills felixity by the toun. Our bourse and (f39ourf10) politico-ecomedy are in safe with good Jock Shepherd, our lives are on sure in sorting with Jonathans, wild and great. Been so free! Thank you, besters! Hattentats have mindered(f39.,f10) (f39Blaublaze blaublazeºf10) devilbobs have gone from the mode and hairtrigger nicks are quite out of time now. Thuggeries are reere as glovars' metins, lepers lack(f39, andf10) (f39ignerants ignorantsºf10) show beneath suspicion like the bitterhalves of esculapuloids. In midday's mallsight let Miledd discurverself(f39.,ºf10) (f39Me ludd Meluddºf10) in her hide park seek (f39Minuinette Minuitetteºf10). All is (f39waldy waldlyºf10) bonums. Blownose aerios(f39,ºf10) we luft to you! Firebugs, good blazes! Lubbers, (f39kepp keepºf10) your poudies drier! Seamen, we segn your skivs and wives(f39.!ºf10)
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(f39ºf10) Seven ills (f39so barely sobarelyºf10) as centripunts havd I habt, seaventy seavens for circumference inkeptive are your hill prospect(f39.:f10) (f39Braid Brayd,ºf10) Blackfordrock, the Calton, the Liberton, Craig and Lockhart's, A. Costofino, R. Thursitt. The chort of Nicholas Within was my guide and I raised a dome on the wherewithouts of Michan: by awful tors my wellworth building sprang sky spearing spires, cloud cupoled campaniles(f39:.f10) (f39further Furtherºf10) this. By fineounce and imposts I got and grew and by grossscruple gat I grown outreachesly: murage and lestage were my mains for Ouerlord's tithing and my drains for render and prender the doles and the tribute: I was merely out of my mint with all the percussors on my braincap till I struck for myself and muched morely
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by token: to Sirrherr of (f39Gambleden Gambeldenº oldºf10) ruddy money(f39, andºf10) to Madame of Pitymount I loue yous. Paybads floriners moved in hugheknots against us and I matt them, pepst to papst, barthelemew: milreys (mark!) onfell(f39,ºf10) and ((f39Luc lucf10)!) I arose(f39,ºf10) Daniel in Leonden. Bulafests onvied me, Corkcuttas (f39graatched graachtedºf10). Atabey! (f39The soord on Whencehislaws was mineº and mine the prusshing stock of Allbrecht the Bearn.º I wegschicked Duke Wellinghof to reshockle Roy Shackleton: Walhalloo, Walhalloo, Walhalloo, mourn in plein!ºf10) I braved Brien Berueme to berow him against the Loughlins, all her tolkies shraking: Fugabollags! Lusqu'au (f39bout bouºf10)! If they had ire back of eyeball they got danage on front tooth: theres were revelries at ridottos, here was rivalry in redoubt(f39:.ºf10) (f39I wegschicked Duke Wellinghof to reshockle Roy Shackleton: Walhalloo, Walhalloo, Walhalloo, mourn in plein! Under Underºf10) law's marshall and warschouw did I thole till lead's plumbate, ping on pang, reliefed me. I made praharfeast upon acorpolous and fastbroke down in Neederthorpe. I let faireviews in on slobodens but ranked rothgardes round wrathmindsers: I bathandbaddend on mendicity and I (f39corocured cowcuredºf10) off the unoculated. (f39Who can Can youºf10) tell their tale whom I filled ad liptum on the plain of Soulsbury? With three hunkered peepers and twa and twas! For sleeking beauties I spinned their nightinveils, to slumbred (f39beast beastsºf10) I tummed the (f39thief tiefºf10) air. Round the musky moved a murmel but mewses whinninaird and belluas zoomed: tendulcis tunes like water parted fluted up from the westinders while from gorges in the east came the strife of ourangoontangues. All in my thicville Escuterre ofen was thorough fear but in the meckling of my (f39burgh Burghºf10) Belvaros was the site forbed: (f39I meadeº uisanceº of wellpressedº champdamors andº peddled freely in the scrub:ºf10) tuberclerosies I
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reized spudfully from the murphyplantz (f39Hawkinsonia Hawkinsoniaºf10) and berriberries from the pletoras of the Irish shou. I heard my (f39libertilands libertiladsºf10) making (f39free frayºf10) through their curraghcoombs(f39, andºf10) my trueblues (f39hurusalaming herusalamingºf10) before Wailingtone's Wall: (f39out of fundness for thef10) (f39outozone I carried them and curried them in my Putzemdownº cars to my Kommeandine hotels:ºf10) I richmounded the rainelag in my (f39bathtub bathytubºf10) of roundwood and conveyed it with cheers and cables, (f39roaring rearingºf10) mighty shouts, through my longertubes of elm: (f39out of fundness for the outozone I carried them amd curried them in my Putzemdown cars to my Kommeandine hotels:ºf10) I made sprouts fontaneously from Philuppe Sobriety in the coupe that's cheyned for noon inebriates: when they weaned weary of that bibbing I made infusion more infused: sowerpacers of the vinegarth, obtemperate unto me! When you think me in my coppeecuffs (f39look in ware lookinwareºf10) would you meckamockame, as you pay in (f39caabman's caabmand'sºf10) sheltar tot the ites like you corss the tees. Wherefore watch ye well! For, while I (f39oplooked oploockedºf10) the first of Janus's straight, I downsaw the last of Christmas steps: syndic (f39podestril podesterilºf10) and on the rates, I for indigent and intendente: in Forum Foster I (f39demosthrenated demonsthrenatedºf10) my folksfiendship, enmy pupuls felt my burk was no worse than their brite: Sapphrageta and Consciencia were undecidedly
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attached to me but the maugher machrees and the auntieparthenopes my schwalby words with litted spongelets set their (f39soakye pokeys soakeypokeysºf10) and botchbons afume: Fletcher-Flemmings, (f39elisaboth elizabothºf10), how interquackeringly they rogated me, their golden one, I inhesitant made replique: Mesdememdes to leursieuresponsor: (f39and Andºf10) who in hillsaide, (f39don't Don'tºf10) you let flyfire till you see their whites of the bunkers' eyes(f39!?ºf10) Mr Answers: (f39Brimgem Bringemºf10) young, bringem young, bringem young!(f39:ºf10) in my bethel of Solyman's I accouched their rotundaties and I turnkeyed most insultantly over (f39rapedf10) lutetias (f39rapedºf10) in the lock: I gave bax (f39of obºf10) biscums to the jacobeaters and pottage bakes to the esausted(f39;:ºf10) I dehlivered them with freakandesias by the constant droppings from my smalls instalmonths while I titfortotalled up their farinadays for them on my slataper's slate with my chandner's chauk: I jaunted on my jingelbrett rapt in neckloth and sashes(f39,ºf10) and I (f39beggered beggaredºf10) about the amnibushes like belly in a bowle. In the humanity of my heart I sent out (f39heyweywomen heywheywomenºf10) to refresh
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the ballwearied and then, doubling megalopolitan poleetness, my great great greatest of these charities, devaleurised the base fellows for the curtailment of their lower man: with a slog to square leg I sent my boundary to Botany Bay and I ran up a score and four of mes while the Yanks were huckling the Empire: I have been reciping om omominous letters and widelysigned petitions full of pieces of pottery about my monumentalness as a thingabolls and I have been inchanting causeries to the feshest cheoilboys so that they are allcalling on me for the song of a birtch(f39:.ºf10) (f39the more secretely bi built, the more openly palastered.ºf10) Attent! Couch hear! I have becket my vonderbilt hutch in sunsmidnought and at morningrise (f39Iºf10) was encampassed of mushroofs(f39.:º theº more secretlyº bi builtº, the more openly palastered.ºf10) Rest and bethinkful, with licence, thanks. I considered the lilies on the veldt and unto Balkis did I disclothe mine glory. (f39Lo,º I have looked longº upon my pumpadears in their easancies and my drummers have tattled tall tales of me in the land.ºf10)

(f39ºf10) And this. This (f39missy, maydsºf10) my taughters(f39,ºf10) and these man(f39,ºf10) my son, from my fief of the (f39villa Villaºf10) of the (f39Ostmanorum Ostmannorumºf10) to Thorstan's, recte Thomars Sraid, and from Huggin Pleaze to William Inglis his house, that man de Loundres, in all their barony of Saltus, bonders and foeburghers, helots and zelots, strutting oges and swaggering macks, the darsy jeamses, the drury joneses, redmaids and bleucotts, in hommage (f39allf10) and felony, all who have received tickets, fair home overcrowded, tidy but very little furniture, respectable, whole family attends daily mass and is dead sick of bread and butter, sometime in the militia, mentally strained from reading work on German physics, shares closet with eight other dwellings, more than respectable, getting comfortable parish relief, (f39wageearner wage-earnerºf10) freshly shaven from prison, highly respectable, planning new departure in (f39mountgomery Mountgomeryºf10) cyclefinishing,
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eldest son will not serve but peruses (f39Big-man-up-in-the-Sky Big-Man-up-in-the-Skyºf10) scraps, anoopanadoon lacking backway, quasi respectable, pays ragman in bones for faded windowcurtains, staircase continually lit up with guests, particularly respectable, house lost in dirt and blocked with refuse, getting on like Roe's distillery on fire, slovenly wife active with the jug, in business for himself, has a tenth illegitimate coming, partly respectable, following correspondence courses, chucked work over row, both
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cheeks kissed at levee by late marquess of Zetland, sharing closet which is profusely written over with eleven other subscribers, once respectable, open hallway pungent of Baltic dishes, bangs kept woman's head against wall thereby disturbing neighbours, private chapel occupies return landing, removal every other quarter day, case one of peculiar hopelessness, most respectable, nightsoil has to be removed through snoring household, eccentric naval officer not quite steady enjoys weekly churchwarden and laugh while reading foreign pictorials on clumpstump before door, known as the trap, widow rheumatic and chars, haunted, condemned and execrated, of dubious respectability, tools too costly pledged or uninsured, reformed philanthropist whenever feasible takes advantage of unfortunates against dilapidating ashpits, serious student is eating his last dinners, floor dangerous for unaccompanied old clergymen, thoroughly respectable, many uncut pious books in evidence, nearest watertap two hundred yards' run away, fowl and bottled gooseberry frequently on table, man has not had boots off for twelve months, infant being taught to hammer flat piano, outwardly respectable, sometimes hears from titled connection, one foot of dust between banister and cracked wall, wife cleans stools, eminently respectable, ottawark and regular loafer, should be operated (f39onºf10) would she consent, deplorable rent in roof, claret cellar cobwebbed since the pontificate of Leo, wears drill trousers and collects rare buddhas, underages very treacly and verminous have to be separated, sits up with (f39fevercases fever casesºf10) for one and threepence, owns two terraces (back to back breeze), respectable in every way, harmless imbecile supposingly weakminded, a sausage every Sunday, has a staff of eight servants, outlook marred by ne'er-do-wells using the laneway, lieabed sons go out with sisters immediately after dark, has never seen the sea, travels always with her eleven trunks of clothing, starving cat left in disgust, the pink of respectability, resting after colonial service, labours at plant, the despair of his many benefactresses, calories exclusively from (f39rowntrees Rowntreesºf10) and dumplings, one bar of sunlight does them all (f39january Januaryf10) and half (f39february Februaryºf10), the V. de V's (animal diet) live in fivestoried
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semidetached but rarely pay tradesmen, went security for friend who absconded, shares same closet with fourteen similar cottages and an illfamed lodginghouse, more respectable than some,
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teawidow pension but held to purchase, inherited silk hat from father-in-law, head of domestic economy never mentioned, (f39queery queryºf10) how they live, reputed to procure, last four occupants carried out, mental companionship with mates only, respectability unsuccessfully aimed at, copious holes emitting mice, decoration from Uganda chief in locked ivory casket, grandmother has advanced alcoholic amblyopia, the terror of Goodmen's Field, and respected and respectable, as respectable as respectable can respectably be, though their orable amission were the herrors I could have expected, all, let them all come, they are my (f39villf10) villeins, with chartularies I have talledged them.

(f39ºf10) Wherfor I will and firmly command, as I willed and firmly commanded, upon my royal word(f39,ºf10) and cause the great seal now to be affixed, that from the farthest of the farther of their fathers to their children's children's children they do inhabit it and hold it for me (f39unencumberedf10) and my heirs, (f39unencumbered,ºf10) firmly and quietly, amply and honestly, and with all the liberties and free customs which the men of Tolbris, a city of Tolbris, have at Tolbris, in the county of their city and through whole my land. Hereto my vouchers(f39,:ºf10) (f39knive knifeºf10) and snuffbuchs. Fee for farm. Enwreak us wrecks.

Struggling forlongs I have livramentoed, milles on milles of mancipelles. (f39Lo, I have looked upon my pumpadears in their easancies and my drummers have tattled tall tales of me in the land: Mined outskirts benlewd,º men breaches portpoinsed:ºf10) in morgenattics litt I hope, in seralcellars louched I bleakmealers: on my siege of my mighty I was parciful of my (f39subject subjects,ºf10) but in (f39street wauks streetwauksºf10) that are darkest I (f39debelledem debelled emºf10) superb: I deemed the drugtails in my pettycourts and domstered dustyfeets in my husinclose: at Guy's they were swathed, at (f39Foulke's Foulkes'sºf10) slashed, the game for a Gomez, the loy for a (f39lynch Lynchf10): if I was magmonimoss as staidy lavgiver I revolucanized by my eructions: (f39the onºf10) hye and bye wayseeds I scattered em, in my graben fields sew sowage I gathered em: in Sheridan's Circle my wits repose, in black pitts of the pestered Lenfant he is dummed. (f39(f10) Hearts of Oak, may ye root to piece!
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Rechabites(f39,ºf10) obstain! Clayed sheets, pineshrouded, wake not, walk not! Sigh lento, Morgh!(f39)ºf10)

(f39ºf10) Quo warranto has his greats my soliven and puissant lord V. (f39king Kingºf10) regards for me and he has given to me my necknamesh (flister it!) which is second fiddler to nomen. These be my genteelician arms. At the crest, two young frish, etoiled, flappant, devoiled of their habiliments, vested sable, withdrewers argent. For the boss(f39,ºf10) a coleopter, pondant, (f39partifesswise partifessewiseºf10), blazoned sinister, at the slough, proper. In the lower field(f39,ºf10) a terce of lanciers, shaking unsheathed shafts, their arms crossed in saltire, embusked, sinople. Motto, in letters portent: Hery Crass Evohodie.

(f39ºf10) Idle were it, repassing from elserground to the elder disposition, (f39in sof10) (f39and such a matter as me it so besitteth,ºf10) to inquire whether I, (f39huddled til
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f10) (f39draggedasunderf10), be the (f39massproduct of teamwork or I, draggedasunder, thef10) (f39forced generation of group marriage, holocryptogam, of my essenes, or carried of cloud from land of locust, in ouzel galley borne, I, huddled til summone be the massproduct of teamwork,º forced generation of groupº marriageº or carried of cloud from land of locustº, in ouzel galley borne,ºf10) three surtouts wripped up in itchother's, two twin pritticoaxes lived as one, troubled in trine or dubildin too, for(f39,º holocryptogam of my essenses,ºf10) abram nude be I or roberoyed with the faineans(f39, of orºf10) Feejeean grafted ape on (f39merfish merfischºf10), surrounded by obscurity, (f39most surely Iº pretendº and reclamf10) by my virtus of creation and by boon of promise(f39,ºf10) (f39byf10) my (f39natural born naturalbornºf10) freeman's (f39journeymanright journeyman rightºf10) and my (f39otherchurch's Other Church'sf10) inher (f39light, in so and such a manner as me it so besitteth, lightsºf10) (f39most surely I pretend and reclamf10) to opt for simultaneous. Till (f39daybowbreak daybow breakºf10) and showshadows flee. Thus be (f39hek. Hek!ºf10) Verily! Verily! Time, place!

(f39f10) — What is your numb? Bun!

— Who gave you that numb? Poo!

— Have you put in all your (f39sparepennies spare penniesºf10)? I'm listening. Sree!

— Keep clear of propennies! Fore!

(f39f10) (f39ºf10) Mr Televox, Mrs Taubiestimm(f39,ºf10) and invisible friends! I maymay mean to say. Annoyin part of it was, had (f39myºf10) faithful Fulvia, following the wiening courses of this world, turned her back on her ways to (f39gon goºf10) on uphills upon search of louvers, brunette men of Earalend, (f39Chief Nightcloud by the Deeps and Chief Goes-in-Blackwater and Chief Northpaw and Chief Brown Poolef10) (f39Chief North Paw and Chief Goes in Black Water and Chief Brown Pool and Chief Night Cloud by the Deeps,,ºf10) or(f39,f10) again(f39,ºf10) had Fluvia, amber whitch she was, left her chivily crookcrook crocus bed at the bare suggestions of some prolling bywaymen
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from Moabit who (f39could wouldºf10) have abused of her, the foxrogues, there might accrue advantage to ask wher in pellmell her deceivers sinned. Yet know (f39of oldºf10) it was vastly otherwise which I have heard it by mmummy goods waif, as I(f39,f10) chiefly endmost hartyly aver, for Fulvia Fluvia, iddle woman to the plusneeborn, ever did ensue tillstead the things that pertained unto (f39fairnesse fairnessºf10), this wharom I am fawned on, that which was loost. Even so(f39, for. Forºf10) I waged love on her: and spoiled her undines(f39. And: andºf10) she wept(f39:.ºf10) O my lors!

(f39f10) — Till we meet!

— Ere we part!

— Tollollall!

— This time a hundred years!

(f39f10) (f39ºf10) But I was firm with her. And I did take the reached of my delights, my jealousy, ymashkt, beyashmakt, earswathed, snoutsnooded, and did raft her flumingworthily and did leftlead her overland the pace, from (f39lacksleap lachsleapºf10) up to liffsloup, tiding down, as portreeve should, whimpering by Kevin's creek and (f39Hurdlesford Hurdlesfjordºf10) and Gardener's Mall, long rivierside drive, embankment large, to Ringsend Flott and Ferry, where she began to bump a little bit,
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my dart to throw: and there, by wavebrink, on strond of south, with mace to masthigh, taillas Cowhowling, quailless Highjakes, did I (f39upreized upreizeºf10) my magicianer's puntpole, the tridont sired a tritan stock, farruler, and I bade those (f39polyfizzyboisterous pollyfizzyboisterousºf10) seas to retire with hemselves from os (rookwards, thou seasea stamoror!) and I abridged with domfine norsemanship till I had done abate her maidan race, my baresark bride, and knew her fleshly when with all my bawdy did I her whorship, min bryllupswibe: Heaven, he hallthundered(f39,;ºf10) Heydays, he flung blissforhers. And I cast my tenspan joys on her, arsched overtupped, from bank of call to echobank, by dint of strongbow (Galata! Galata!)(f39,ºf10) so streng we were in one, malestream in shegulf: and to ringstresse (f39I thumbed herf10) with iern of Erin (f39I thumbed herºf10) and tradesmanmarked her lieflang mine for all and singular, iday, igone, (f39imorgans, imorgensºf10) and for ervigheds(f39:º (f10) base your peak, you! you, strike your flag!(f39: (f10) what screech of shippings! what low of dampfbulls!):
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(f39goosegaze annoynted uns, canailles canzoned;ºf10) from Livland, (f39hoks hockºf10) zivios, from Lettland, skall vives! With Impress of Asias and Queen Columbia for her pairanymphs and the singing sands for herbrides' music(f39: goosegaze annoynted uns, canailles canzoned,ºf10) (f39andf10) me to she her shyblumes lifted(f39:ºf10) and I pudd a name and wedlock boltoned round her the which to carry till her grave, (f39Appa Lippia Pluviabille,ºf10) my durdin (f39dearly dearleyºf10), (f39Appia Lippia Pluviabilla,f10) whiles I herr lifer amstell and been: I chained her chastemate to grippe fiuming snugglers, her chambrett I bestank so to spunish furiosos: I was her hochsized, her (f39cleavunto cleaveintoºf10), her everest, she was my (f39annie annointedºf10), my (f39lauralad laurelledf10), my (f39pisoved provedf10): who cut her ribbons when nought my prowes? who expoused that havenliness to beachalured ankerrides when not I, freipforter?(f39:ºf10) in trinity huts they met my (f39dame damaf10), pick of their poke for me: when I (f39foregather forgetherºf10) 'twas my sumbad, if I farseeker itch my list: had I not workit in my cattagut with dogshunds' crotts to clene and had I not (f39gifted giftetºf10) of my coataways, constantonoble's aim(f39:?ºf10) and, fortiffed by my right as man of capitol, I did umgyrdle her about, my vermincelly (f39vinagerette vinegarettef10), with all loving kindness as far as in man's might it lay and enfranchised her to liberties of fringes: and I gave until my lilienyounger turkeythighs soft goods and hardware (catalogue, passim) and (f39fineºf10) ladderproof hosiery lines (see (f39stockinger's stockingers'ºf10) raiment)(f39, andf10) cocquette coiffs (see Agnes' hats) and (f39peningsworths pennigsworthsºf10) of the best (f39ofºf10) taste of (f39knaggs of knaggyºf10) jets and silvered waterroses and geegaws of my pretty novelties and wispywaspy frocks(f39,º trancepearancesºf10) of redferns and lauralworths, (f39trancepearancesf10) such as women cattle bare and peltries piled (f39and samite supple, rosselling gownsf10), the peak of Pim's and Slyne's and Sparrow's, loomends day lumineused(f39,ºf10) luxories on looks, La Primamère, Pyrrha Pyrrhine, Or de Reinebeau, Sourire d'Hiver(f39,ºf10) and a crinoline, wide a shire, and pattens for her trilibies that know she might the tortuours of the boots and bedes of wampun with to toy and a murcery
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glaze of shard to mirrow(f39,ºf10) for all daintiness by me and theetime, the cupandnaggin hour: and I wound around my swanchen's neckplace a school of (f39shells schellsºf10) of moyles marine to swing their saysangs in her silents: and, upping her (f39at asºf10) king's count, her aldritch cry oloss unheading, what though exceeding bitter, I pierced her beak with order of the
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Danabrog (Cunnig's great! Soll leve! Soll leve!): with mare's (f39greese greaseºf10) cressets at Leonard's and Dunphy's and Madonna lanthorns before quintacasas and tallonkindles spearhead syngeing nickendbookers and mhutton lightburnes dipdippingdownes in blackholes, the tapers of the topers and his buntingpall at (f39hoist: Hoist,ºf10) for days there was no night for nights were days and our folk had rest from Blackheathen and the pagans from the prince of pacis: what was trembling sod quaked no more, what were frozen loins were stirred and lived: gone the septuor, dark deadly dismal doleful desolate dreadful desperate, no more the tolvmaans, bloody gloomy hideous fearful furious alarming terrible (f39horribleºf10) mournful sorrowful frightful appalling: peace, perfect peace: and I hung up at (f39Yule Yulºf10) my duindleeng lunas, helphelped of Kettil Flashnose, for the souperhore of my frigid one, coloumba mea, frimosa mea, in Wastewindy (f39tarred Tarredf10) (f39strate Strateºf10) and Elgin's marble halles(f39,ºf10) lamping limp from black to block, through all Livania's volted ampire, from anodes to cathodes and from the topazolites of Mourne, Wykinloeflare, by Arklow's sapphire siomen's lure and Wexterford's hook and crook lights to the polders of Hy Kinsella: avenyue ceen my peurls ahumming, the crown to my estuarine munipicence?(f39:ºf10) three firths of the sea I swept with draughtness and all ennempties I bottled em up in bellomport: when I stabmarooned jack and maturin I was a bad boy's bogey but it was when I went on to sankt piotersbarq that they gave my devil his dues: what is seizer can hack in the old wold a sawyer may hew in the green: on the island of Breasil the wildth of me perished and I took my plowshure sadly, feeling pity for me sored: where bold O'Connee weds on Alta Mahar, the tawny sprawling beside that silver burn, I sate me and settled with the little crither of my hearth: her intellects I charmed with I calle them utile thoughts, her turlyhyde I plumped with potatums for amiens pease in plenty: my biblous beadells shewed her triumphs of craftygild pageantries, loftust Adam(f39,ºf10) duffed our cousterclother, Conn and Owel with cortoppled baskib, Sire Noeh Guinnass(f39,ºf10) exposant of his bargeness and Lord Joe Starr to hump the body of the camell: I screwed the Emperor down with ninepins gaelic with sixpennyhapennies
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for his hanger on: my worthies were bissed and trissed from Joshua to Godfrey but my processus prophetarum they would have plauded to perpetuation. Moral: book to besure, see press.
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(f39f10) — He's not all buum and bully.

— But his members handly food him.

— Steving's grain for's greet collegtium.

— The (f39S. S. S.S.ºf10) (f39Paudraic's Padraic'sºf10) in the harbour.

(f39f10) (f39ºf10) And after these things(f39,f10) I fed her, my carlen, my barelean linsteer, upon spiceries for her garbage breath, italics of (f39knobby lauch knobbylauchºf10) and the rich morsel of the marrolebone and shains of garleeks and swinespepper and gothakrauts and pinkee dillisks, primes of meshallehs(f39,ºf10) and (f39subleties subtletiesºf10) in jellywork, come the feast of Saint Pancreas, and shortcake nutrients for Paas and Pingster's pudding, bready and (f39nutalled nuttalled,ºf10) and potted fleshmeats from (f39store stoveºf10) dampkookin(f39,ºf10) and the drugs of Kafa and (f39Jelupa Jelapaºf10) and shallots out of Ascalon, feeding her food convenient herfor, to pass (f39them thenºf10) into earth: and to my saffronbreathing mongoloid, the skinsyg, I gave Biorwik's powlver and Uliv's oils, unguents of cuticure, for the swarthy searchall's face on her(f39, with andºf10) handewers and groinscrubbers and a carrycam to (f39teaze teaseºf10) her (f39tussy tuzzyºf10) out, the brown but combly, (f39andf10) a mopsa's broom to duist her sate(f39,ºf10) and clubmoss and wolvesfoot for her more moister wards (amazing efficiencies!): and(f39, forºf10) my shopsoiled doveling, when weeks of kindness (f39kinly skinlyºf10) civicised, in our saloons esquirial(f39,f10) with fineglas bowbays, draped embrasures and giltedged librariums(f39,ºf10) I did devise my (f39prizelessºf10) telltale sports at evenbread to wring her withers limberly, wheatears, slapbang, drapier-cut-dean, bray, nap, spinado and ranter-go-round: we had our lewd mayers and our lairdie meiresses kiotowing and smuling fullface on us out of their framous latenesses, oilclothed over for cohabitation and allpointed by Hind: Tamlane the Cussacke, Dirk Wettingstone, Pieter Stuyvesant, Outlawrie O'Niell, Mrs Currens, Mrs Reyson-Figgis, Mrs Dattery(f39,ºf10) and Mrs Pruny-Quetch: in hym we trust, footwash and sects principles, apply to (f39thef10) overseer, Amos five six: she had dabblingtime for exhibiting her grace of aljambras and duncingk the bloodanoobs in her vauxhalls while I, dizzed and dazed by the lumpty thumpty of our
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interloopings, fell clocksure off my ballast: in our windtor palast it vampared (f39for foreºf10) (f39elenders elendenf10), we lubded (f39Sur Sirºf10) Gudd for the sleep and the ghoasts: she chauffed her (f39fuesies feusiesºf10) at my Wigan's jewels while she skalded her mermeries on my Snorryson's (f39Sagos sagosf10): in paycook's thronsaale she domineered(f39,:ºf10) lecking icies off the dormer panes all admired her in camises: on Rideau Row Duanna dwells, you merk well what you see: let wellth were I our pantocreator would theirs be tights for the gods: in littleritt reddinghats and cindery yellows and tinsel and glitter and bibs under hoods: (f39I made nusance of many well pressed champdamors and peddled freely in the scrub:f10) I foredreamed for (f39thee herºf10) and(f39,ºf10) more than (f39fullmaked: fallmaked,ºf10) I prevened for (f39thee herºf10) in the haunts that joybelled frail (f39light-a-leaves light-a'-leavesºf10) for sturdy traemen: (f39pelves ad hombres Pelves ad Hombresf10)
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(f39sumus Sumusf10): I said to the shiftless prostitute(f39;,ºf10) (f39let Letºf10) me be your fodder; and to (f39rodies roadiesºf10) and prater brothers(f39;,ºf10) Chau, Camerade!(f39:ºf10) (f39evangel Evangelºf10) of good tidings, omnient as the Healer's word, for the lost, loathsome and whomsoever will: who, in regimentation through liberal donation in coordination for organisation of their installation and augmentation plus some annexation and amplification without precipitation towards the culmination in latification of what was formerly their utter privation, competence, cheerfulness, usefulness and the meed, shall(f39,ºf10) in their second (f39adams, Adamsºf10) all be made alive(f39:.ºf10)

(f39ºf10) (f39my Myf10) tow tugs steered down canal grand, my lighters lay longside on Regalia Water(f39.:ºf10) (f39And andºf10) I built in Urbs in Rure(f39,ºf10) for minne elskede, my shiny brows, under astrolobe from my upservatory, an erdcloset with showne ejector wherewithin to be squatquit in most (f39covenience convenienceºf10) from her sabbath needs, when open noise should stilled be: did not I festfix with mortarboard my unniversiries, wholly(f39,ºf10) rational and gottalike, (f39sophister sorefisterf10) agen (f39sorefister sowfisterºf10), life sizars all?(f39:ºf10) was (f39I not not Iºf10) rosetted on two (f39stellas stelasºf10) of little egypt? had not I rockcut (f39readers redersºf10), hieros, gregos and democriticos(f39?:,f10) (f39triscastellated tricastellatedf10), bimedallised(f39:?ºf10) and by my sevendialled changing charties Hibernska Ulitzas made not I to pass through twelve Threadneedles and Newgade and Vicus Veneris to cooinsight?(f39:ºf10) my camels' walk, (f39kolossa kolossa! kolossa! kolossa!,ºf10) no porte sublimer benared my ghates: Oi polled ye (f39many Manyºf10) but my fews were chousen ((f39Voter voterºf10), voter, early voter,
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he was never too oft for (f39old Oldf10) Sarum): terminals four my staties were, the Geenar, the Greasouwea, the Debwickweck, the (f39Mifgreawis Migreawisf10)(f39.:ºf10) (f39And andºf10) I (f39sept setºf10) up twinminsters, the pro and the con, my stavekirks wove so norcely of peeled wands and (f39attachatouchy attachattouchyºf10) floodmud, now all loosebrick and stonefest, freely masoned, arked for (f39theºf10) (f39covennanters covenantersºf10) and shinners' rifuge: (f39descent descendºf10) from above on us, Hagiasofia of Astralia, our orisons thy nave and absedes, our aeone tone aeones thy studvaast vault(f39;!ºf10) Hams, circuitise! Shemites, retrace!(f39:ºf10) horns, hush! no barkeys! hereround is't holied!(f39:ºf10) all (f39truanttrulls truant trullsºf10) made I comepull, all rubbeling gnomes I pushed, gowgow: Cassels, Redmond, Gandon, Deane, Shepperd, Smyth, Neville, Heaton, Stoney, Foley, Farrell, Vnost(f39,ºf10) with Thorneycroft and Hogan too: sprids serve me(f39!,ºf10) gobelins guard!(f39:ºf10) tect my tileries (O tribes! O gentes!), keep my keep, the peace of my four great ways(f39:!ºf10) oathiose infernals(f39,ºf10) to Booth (f39Salvation, Salivation!ºf10) arcane celestials(f39,ºf10) to (f39Sweatenburgs Sweatenburg'sºf10) Welhell! (f39My seven wynds I trailed to maze her and ever a wynd had saving closes and all these closes flagged with the gust, hoops for her, hatsoff for him and ruffles through Neeblow's garding: and that was why Blabus was razing his wall and eltering the suzannes of his nighboors:ºf10) and thirdly, for (f39ewigs evigsºf10), I did reform and restore for my smuggy piggiesknees, my sweet coolocked, my auburn coyquailing one, her paddypalace on the crossknoll with massgo bell, sixton clashcloshant, duominous and muezzatinties to commind the fitful: doom adimdim adoom adimadim: and the oragel of the lauds to tellforth's glory: and (f39Iºf10) added thereunto a shallow laver to slub out her hellfire and posied windows for her oriel house: gospelly pewmillieu, christous pewmillieu: (f39zeºf10) zackbutts
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babazounded, (f39zeºf10) ollguns tararulled: and she sass her nach, chillybombom and forty bonnets, upon the altarstane. May all have mossyhonours!

(f39f10) — Hoke!

— Hoke!

— Hoke!

— Hoke!

(f39f10) (f39ºf10) And wholehail, (f39snaeffell snaefellºf10), dreardrizzle or sleetshowers of blessing, where it froze in chalix eller swum in the vestry, with fairskin
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book and ruling rod, (f39vein vienºf10) of my vergin page, her chastener ever(f39,ºf10) I did learn my little (f39ana annaºf10) countrymouse in (f39alphabeater alpabeaterºf10) cameltemper, from alderbirk to tannenyou, with myraw rattan atter dundrum(f39;,ºf10) ooah(f39,f10) oyir(f39,f10) oyir(f39,f10) oyir: (f39myº seven wynds I trailed to maze her and ever a wynd had saving closes and all theseº closes fluggedº with the gust, hoops for her, hats offº for him and rerufflesº through Neeblow's garding. Andº that was why Blabus was razing his wall and eltering the suzannes of his nighboors.ºf10) (f39and Andºf10) I did spread before my Livvy, where Lord (f39street Streetºf10) lolls and ladies linger and Cammomile Pass cuts Primrose Rise and Coney Bend bounds Mulbreys Island but never a blid had bledded or bludded since long agore when the whole blighty acre was bladey well pessovered, my selvage mats of lecheworked lawn, my carpet gardens of Guerdon City, with chopes pyramidous and (f39mousselimes mouselimesºf10) and beaconphires and colossets and pensilled (f39turisses turrissesºf10) for the busspleaches of the summiramies and esplanadas (f39and statuesques statuesqueºf10) and (f39templeogues, templeogues:ºf10) the (f39Pardonell pardonellºf10) of Maynooth, Fra Teobaldo, Nielsen, rare admirable, Jean de Porteleau, Conall Gretecloke, Guglielmus Caulis and the eiligh ediculous Passivucant (glorietta's (f39inexcellsiored inexcelsioredf10)!): for irkdays and for folliedays till the comple anniums of calendarias, gregoromaios and gypsyjuliennes as such are pleased of theirs to walk: and I planted for my own hot lisbing lass a quickset vineyard (f39and I fenced it about with huge Chesterfield elms and Kentish hopsf10) and rigs of barlow and bowery nooks and greenwished villas and pampos animos and (N.I.) necessitades iglesias and pons for aguaducks(f39:,ºf10) a hawthorndene, a feyrieglenn, the hallaw vall, the dyrchace, Finmark's Howe, (f39and I fenced it about with huge Chesterfield elms and Kentish hopsºf10) against (f39lickybudmonth budmonthºf10) and gleanermonth with a magicscene wall (rimrim! rimrim!) for a Queen's (f39garden Gardenºf10) of her (f39phoenix Phoenixºf10): and (hush! hush!) I brewed for my alpine plurabelle, wigwarming wench(f39,f10) (speakeasy!)(f39,ºf10) my granvilled brandold Dublin lindub, the free, the froh, the frothy freshener, (f39theºf10) (f39puss, puss, pusspussºf10) pussyfoot, to split the spleen of her maw: and I laid down before the trotters (f39to ofºf10) my eblanite my (f39stony battered stonybatteredºf10) waggonways, my nordsoud circulums, my eastmoreland and westlandmore, running (f39boullowards boullawardsºf10) and syddenly parading(f39,ºf10) (hearsemen, opslo! nuptiallers, get storting!)(f39:ºf10)
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whereon, in mantram of truemen like yahoomen (expect till dutc cundoctor summoneth him all fahrts to pay, velkommen all hankinhunkn in this (f39vongn vognºf10) of Hoseyeh!), claudesdales (f39withe withºf10) arabinstreeds, Roamer Reich's rickyshaws with Hispain's (f39King's king'sºf10) trompateers, madridden mustangs,
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buckarestive bronchos, (f39poster shays postershaysºf10) and turnintaxis(f39,f10) and tall tall tilburys and nod nod noddies, others gigging gaily, some sedated in sedans(f39:,ºf10) my priccoping gents(f39,ºf10) aroger, aroger, my damsells softsidesaddled(f39,ºf10) covertly, covertly, and Lawdy Dawe a perch behind(f39:,ºf10) the mule and the hinny and the jennet and the mustard nag and piebald shjelties and skewbald awknees steppit lively (f39(lift ye the left and rink ye the right!)f10) for her pleashadure(f39: (lift ye the left and rink ye the right!):ºf10) and she (f39lalaughed lafaughedºf10) in her diddydid domino to the switcheries of the whip. Down with them! Kick! (f39Playup! Playyup!ºf10)

(f39⇓ —ºf10) Mattahah! Marahah! Luahah! Joahanahanahana!