Typescript, early 1930, §3B draft level 14, 14+
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— Amtsadam! Sir, to you! Eternest cittas, heil! Here we are again! I am bubub brought up under a camel act of dynasties long since out of print, the first of Shitric Shilkanbeard (or is it Owllaugh MacAuscullpth the Thord?), but, in pontofacts massimust, I am known throughout the world wherever my good Allenglisches' Angleslachsen is spoken by Sall and Will from Augustanus
to Ergastulus, as this is, whether in Farnum's rath or Condra's ridge or the meadows of Dalkin or Monkish tunshep, |s13is
protesteds13| by saints and
sinners eyeeye alike as a cleanliving man and, as a matter of |s13fact ficts13|, by my halfwife, I think how our public at large appreciates it most highly from me that I am as cleanliving as could be and that my game was a fair average since I perpetually kept my ouija ouija wicket up. On my verawife I never was nor can afford to be guilty of breach, crim crig con, malfeasance or trespass against parson with the person of a youthful gigirl frifrif friend chirped Apples, acted by Miss Dashe, in Kissilov's Slutsgartern or Gigglotte's Hill, when I would touch to her dot and feel most greenily of her unripe ones, as it should prove most unniece and far too baad, nieceless to say, to my reputation on Babbyl Malket for daughters-in-trade being lightly clad. I should her have awristed under my duskguise of whippers through |s13Tombs toombsºs13| and deempeys, lagmen, was she but tinkling of such a tink. |s13And And,s13| as a mere matter of |s13fact fecfact,s13| I tell of myself how I popo possess the ripest littlums wifukie around the globelettes globes upon which she was |s13raping rompings13| off on Floss Mundai out of haram's way round Skinner's Circusalley first with her consolation prize in my serial dreams of fair women, Mannequins Passe, handicapped by two breasts in |s13opera tops operatopss13|. A remarkable little garment. What spurt! I kickkick keenly love
such, particularly while savouring of their flavours at their most perfect best when served with heliotrope ayelips, as this is, where I do drench my jolly soul on the pupure beauty of hers past.
She is my bestpreserved wholewife, sowell her as herafter, in Evans's eye, with the smallest shoenumber outside of Chinatins. They are jolly dainty, spekin tluly. May we not recommend them? It was my proofpiece from my prenticeserving. And, alas, our private chaplain of Lambeyth and Dolekey, an always sadfaced man,
|s13when in his lutestring dewcapeº
|sa& withsa| poplin band,s13| who has visited our various hard hearts and reins by imposition of fufuf fingers, olso haddock's fumb, in that Upper Room, can speak loud to
you some quite complimentary things about my clean characteracting even, when detected, in the dusk, painful though such recital prove to me, as this is, when I introduced her (frankfurters numbourines why drive fear!) to our fourposter chantreying, under Castrucci Sinior and De Mellos, with euphonium in our altogether cagehaused duckkyheim homesweetened gleegloom on Goosna Greene, homesweetened
there's gnome sweeplaces like theresweep |s13Norwage Nowhergss13|. First Murkiss, or so they sang. Dodo! O Clearly! And the gregorio at front with Johannes far in back. Aw aw! By whom, as my Kerk
|s13Findlaters Findlater'ss13|, ye litel chuch rond ye coner,
enjoineth upon all swaddlered in the |s13belief Beliefs13| and as you all know as a matter of pure fact, dear humans, of a child one of my life's ambitions of my yougend from an early peepee period while still to hedjeskool, intended for broadchurch, I was parruchially confirmed in Caulofat's bed by our bujibuji beloved curate-author. Michael Engels is your man. Let Michael relay Sutton and tell you people here who have the phoney habit (it was remarketable) in his clairaudience, as this is, as only our own Michael can, when reacherout at superstation, to bring ruptures to our roars how I am amp amp amplify. Hiemlancollin. Pimpim's Ornery fortninehalf. Shaun Shemsen saywhen saywhen. Holmstock unsteaden. Livpoomark lloyrge hoggs one four tupps noying. Big Butter Boost! Sorry! Thnkyou! Thatll beall fortoday.
Call it off! Godnat, vrybolly! End a muddy chrushmess! Abbreciades |s13anews13| York gustoms. Kyow! Tak!
— Tiktak. Tiktak.
— Awind abuzz awater falling.
— Poor a cows his jew placator.
— It's the damp damp damp.
Calm has entered. Big Big Calm, announcer! It is ernst terooly most moresome |s13immusin. amusin.s13| Colt's tooth!
|s13I will give tandsel to it.s13| I protest there is
|s13lutterelly luttrellys13| not one teaspoonspill of evidence at bottomlie to my baad
as you shall see, as this is, Keemun Lapsang of first pickings. And I contango I can take off my dudud my dirtynine articles of quoting here in Pynix Park before those in heaven to provost myself by gramercy of |s13great
justnesss13| a virgoman, stiff and staunch for ever, and enter under the advicies to their favoured client from Misrs Norris, Sotheby, Yates and Weston, Inc, into my preprotestant Caveat against the pupup publication of libel by any
|s13Ticks Tipsyloon tix tipsyloons13| or tobtom towley of Keisserse Lean to that highest personage at moments holding down the throne. So to speak of beauty scouts in elegant pursuit of flowers, and the
celluloid art! Happen seen sore eynes belived? The caca cad! A |s13blueeyed man bloweyed man,s13| waring lowbelt suit, with knockbrecky kenees and bullfist rings round him and a fallse roude axehand (he is
cunvesser to Saunter's |s13Noceletteres Nocelettres and the Poe's Toffee's Directorys13| in his pisness), the
|s13most morassed man in Moravior best begrudged man in |saBelgravia
Belgradiasa|,ºs13| who doth not belease to our |s13pavior
paviours13|, he walked by North Strand with his |s13Thom'ss13| towel in hand. Snakeeye! Strangler of soffiacated green
parrots! I protest it that he is, by my wipehalf, my nomesuch! He was leaving out of my double inns while he was all teppling over my single ixits. So was told on for his recent behaviour. Allare beltspanners! Hourspringlike his |s13jousture
jousstures13|, |s13blank my gruss! As you blank, so we then.
my chry! Asº urs now, so yous then!s13| Shame upon pipip Private M—! Shames on his foulsomeness! Shamus on his lulul lying suulen for an outcast mastiff littered in blood currish! Erestocrass till Hanging Tower! And mine it was, Barktholed von Hunarig, Soesown af Furrows, when to our lot it fell on my poplar |s13sexsex Sexsexs13|, my |s13sexencentaurnary Sexencentaurnarys13|, when by gate of Hal|s13, before his hostel of the Wodin Man,ºs13| I hestened to holdit op to His Mam His Mamam Majuscules His Magnus Maggerstick first city's |s13keys kuayss13| of our Nova Tara, when hrossbucked on his pricelist charger, Pferdinamd Allibuster (yeddonot need light oer till Noreway for you fanned him in every doorway), with my allbum's greethims |s13through this whole of my promisess13|: Handshakey Congrandyoulikethems, Excellency!
Whosaw the jackery dares at handgripper thisa breast? Dose makkers ginder! Some one we was with us all fours. Adversarian! First liar in Londsend! |s13Wulv! See yonº scargore on her skeepsbr that skeepsbrow!s13| And those meisies! |s13Sulk e'en Sulkens13| taarts! Man sicker at I ere bluffit konservateve? Shucks! Such ratshause |s13bugfilth bugsmesss13| so I cannot barely conceive of! Ibscenest nansence! Knocksacked! The |s13brknhrtd vlln brokerheartened shugons13|! Hole affair is rotten pig's draff! |s13Enouch!s13|
— Is that yu, Whitehead?
— Have you Headnoise now?
— Give us your muddy reception, will yous?
— Pass the fish for Christ' sake!
Old Whitehowth he is speaking again. Ope eustace tube! Pity poor Whiteoath! Dear gone mumum mummeries, goby! Tell the woyld I have livet true thousand hells. Pity, please, lady, for poor O. W. in this profundust snobbing I have caught. Nine dirty years mine age, hairs white, mummery |s13faillend failends13|, snowdrift to his ellpow, deff as Adder, I askt you, dear lady, to judge on my tree by our fruits. I gave you of the tree. I gave two smells, three eats. My freeandies, my celeberrimates! My happybossoms, my allfalling fruits of my boom. Pity poor Haveth Childers Everywhere with Mudder!
That was Communicator, a former colonel, disincarnated. He is not all hear. A
spirit called Sebastian |s13fromº the Rivera in Janueroºs13| may fernspreak shortly with messuages from my |s13deadparted deadporteds13|. He does not believe in our psychous of the Real Absence. Let us cheer him up a little and make an appunkment for a future date. Hello, Communicator! Eh? How's the butts? Everscepistic! He
has had some indiejestings, poor thing, for quite a little while. Poor Felix Culaper! Ring his mind, ye staples in my ould reekeries' ballyheart and in my krumlin and in |s13great and aroundisementss13| and stremmis! Sacks |s13eleathur eleathurys13|! Sacks |s13eleathur eleathurys13|! Bam! I deplore over him. Guestermed with the nobelities, todie bronxitic in achershous! So enjoying of old thick whiles, in tall white |s13tile tops13| of four reflections, with stock of eisen all his prop|s13, soº buckely hosiered from the Royal Leg,s13| and |s13hiss13| puertos magnum, he would puffout a smokeful bock! And the how he would husband her, his cigare divane |s13(heº would |salight reddensa| her with his vestas, but 'tis naught!),ºs13|! He shall have his glad stein of our beerbest in Oscarshal's winetavern. Buen retiro! The voice is still flutish and his mounth still wears that soldier scarlet though the hairs, alas, are peppered with silvern. It is bycause of what he was ascend into his prisons on account off. I wit it well. Hence he's deepraised words. Some day I may tell of his second storey. Mood! Mood! It looks like someone other bearing my burdens. I cannot let it. Cans nought.
Well, yeamen, I have bared my whole past, I flatter myself, on both sides. Give me even my two months by laxlaw in second division and my first broadcloth is business will be to protest to Recorder at Thing of all Things with marchants grey, antient and credibel, my jurers if it does not occur again. O rhyme us! Haar Faagher, wild heart in Homelan, Harrod's be thee naun, mine kinder come,
mine wohl be won! There is nothing like leuther |s13and. O sheeº! Ands13| nosty
mens in gladshouses they shad not peggott |s13stones! stones. O shee! The elephant's house is his castle.s13| I am here to tell you, indeed to goodness, that, allbe I discountenanced beallpersuasions |s13rinunciniation of myº |sapomps ofsa| heretofore, with a unread wax too held in hands13|, I am |s13thoughtful thort thorgtfulldts13| to do dope me of Ovocna's miscisprinks and by virchow of those filthered waters presently, after the Irishers, to become a Selt when, being fully alive to it, as Sigismond Stolterforth, with Rabbin Robroost for my auspicer and Leecher Rutty for my lifearst (Ehren til viketrae!, I will westerneyes those poor sunuppers and outbreiten their land's eng. A man should stump up and I will pay my pretty decent trade price for my glueglue glucose, peebles, were it even, as this is, the legal eric for wholewiping clean infelicitous |s13conduct conduicts13| and, as a matter of fact, I undertake to discontinue |s13entyrelys13| all practices
and I deny in toto at my own request in all stoutness to have confermentated and confoederated and agreed in times prebellic, when here were waders for the trainsfolk, as it is laid to me, with a friend from mine, Mr Billups, pulleter, my quarterbrother, who sometimes he is doing my locum for me |s13on a grubstakes13| and whom I have called |s13clean constoutuents13|, at goodbuy cootcoop by usucapiture a mouthless niggeress, Blanchette Brewster from Cherna Djamja, Blawlawnd-via-Brigstow, or to illsell my fourth part in her, which although allowed of in Deuterogamy |s13as in several places of s Scriptures13| and excluded books (they should quite rightly verbanned be) would seem eggseggs excessively harroween to my feelimbs, for twa punt scotch, one pollard and a crocard or three pipples on the bitch. Thou, Frick's flame, Uden Sulfer, who strikest only on the marryd bokks, entquick me if so be I did cophetuise milady's maid, Such wear a frillick for my comic strip |s13(Monsº Meg's Monthly toº bray at in Donkeybrook Fairºs13|. It would lackin mackin Hodders and Cockers erithmatic. The preemption
of all of her of yourn, by Juno Moneta! If she, irished |s13Marrya Theresya Marryonn Teheresianns13|, has been disposed of for her consideration, I, Ledwidge Salvatorious, am tradefully unintiristid. And if she is still further talc slopping over her cocoa contours I, hwat mick angars, am strongly of opinion why I should not be. Improbable! I do not credit one word of it. |s13Just feathers!s13| Or to have |s13resold same ochtroyed to resolde or |saborroughed borroughsa| |s+by exchanges+| same super melkkaart,s13| means help, best Brixton, high yellow, no outings, cent for cent on Auction's Bridge. 'Twere a honnibel crudelty wert so tentement to their naktlives and scatab orgias we devour about in the mightyevil roohms of enceint Cartage. Utterly improperable! Not for alled Crusos or white soul of gold! A pipple on the panis, two claps on the cansill, or three pack pocks on the postern! Not for one |s13scrupleless testey tickeys13| culprik's coynde ore for all écus in cunziehowffse! So help me Cash! I meanit.
My herrings! The surdity of it, mean to say. Her bare idears, it is too chucklesome. Absurd bargain, mum, will call. One line, with! One line, with, with! |s13Will ate everyday salmon like a boyne alive
O.s13| The two cherripickers with their catheringnettes, Lizzy and Lissy Mycock from Street Fleshshambles, were they moon at aube with hespermun and I their covin guardient, I would not know to contact such gretched youngsters in my ways from
|s13Hadem Haddems13| or any suistersees or heiresses of theirn, claiming by, through, or under them. Ous of their freiung pfann into myne foyer! Her is one which rassembled to mein enormally. He is Deucollion.
Each habe goheard: Uptaking you are innersence but we sen you meet sose infance. Deucollion! Odor: Evilling chimbes is smutsick rivulverblott but thee hard casted thereass pigstenes upann Congan's shootsmen in Schottenhof, ekeascent? Igen Deucollion! I liked his gothamn chic! Stuttertub! What a shrubbery trick to play! Hear this! I will put my oathhead unner my whitepot and will stand me
where I stood mine in all free heat between Pelagios and little
Chistaias my gentilitial arms by our most monolith, after my both earstoear and brebreeches buybibles and minhaton testify to my unclothed virtue by the longstone erectheion of our allfirst manhere. I should tell you that honestly, on my honour of a Nearwicked, I always think (in a wordsworth of that primed favourite continental poet, Daunty, Gouty and Shopkeeper, A. G.,) as my palmer's past policy I have had my best master's lesson as the public he knows. And do you know, homesters, I honestly think if I have failed lamentably by accident benefits, though shintoed, spitefired, perplagued and cramkrieged, I have made of my prudentials good. I have been told I own stolemines or something of that sort in the sooth of Spainien. Hohohoho! Have I said ogso how I abhor myself vastly (truth to tell) and do repent me to my nether heart of sundry clothing? The amusin part is, I will say, hotelmen, that, after martiel siegewin with Abbot Warre to blesse on yon slauchterday of cleantarriffs, since I, yetnot a bottlenim, |s13over the deep drowner |saDublin Athacleethsa| to seek again Irrlanding, shamed in mind, with three leaps of my ruddertail,ºs13| platzed mine residenze, taking |s13board ands13| burgage under starrimisty, and ran |s13and operateds13| a Brixtol selection here at thollstall, for mean straits male with evorage fimmel, in |s13common communes13| soccage, among strange and enemy, among these building sites, at Hoplinstown, alore Fort Dunlip, then-on-sea, |s13hole of Serbonian bog, now city of magnificent distances, good & walled, with talus & counterscarp,s13| in that year which I have called mirabellous, and overdrave these marken under our good kingsabout T.R.H. Urban First and Champaign Chollyman and Hungry the Loaved and Hangry the Hathed, here where my toils of domestication first began, with weight of woman |s13wund my nack my skat and skuld |abut Flukie of the Ravens myº sure piloter,a|s13| famine with Englisch sweat and oppedemics has |s13completely compolitelys13| seceded from this landleague of many nations|s13, and openº and notorious naughty livers are no longer on our rollss13|. Here popjay piped now pep goes the whistle. Here Tyeburn throttled, massed marmurs march: where the bus stops, there shop I: here which ye see, yea reste. On me, your sleeping giant, from the hold of my altitude till the mortification that's my fate. Peace and plenty! New highs for all! Redu Negru may be black in tawn but under them lintels are staying my horneymen meet each his mansiemagd. For peers and gints, quaysirs and galleyliers, fresk letties from the say and stale headygabblers, gaingangers and dudder wagoners, pullars off societies and pushers on rothmere's homes. Obeyance from the townsmen spills felixity by the toun. Our bourse and our politico-ecomedy are in safe with good Jock Shepherd, our lives are on sure in sorting with Jonathans, wild and great. Been so free! Thank you, besters! Hattentats have mindered, blueblaze devilbobs have gone from the mode and hairtrigger nicks are quite out of time now. Thuggeries are rere as glovers meeting, lepers lack and ignorants show beneath suspicion like the bitterhalves of esculapuloids. In midday's mallsight let Miledd discurverself, Meludd in her hide park seek Minuitette. All is waldly bonums. |s13Aeros, Blownose aer air aerios,ºs13| we luft to you! Firebugs, good blazes! Lubbers, keep your poudies drier! Seamen, we segn your ship and wives!
Seven ills sobarely havd I habt, seaventy seavens inkeptive are your hill prospect: Brayd, Blackfordrock, the Calton, the Liberton, Craig and Lockhart's, A. Costofino, R. Thursitt. The chort of Nicholas Within was my guide and I raised a dom on the bog of Michan. Further this. By fineounce and imposts I got and grew and by grossscruple gat I grown outreachesly: murage and lestage were my
mains and great great great: I was merely out of my mint with all the percussors on my braincap till I struck for myself morely
by token To Sirrherr |s13of gamble Gambeldenºs13| old money and to Madame |s13of Pitymounts13| fresh advances. Paybads florinners moved in hugheknots against us and I matt them, pepst to papst, barthelemew: milreys (mark!) onfell and (luc!) I arose, Daniel in Leonden. Bulafest's onvied me, Corkcuttas graachted. Atabey! The soord |s13of ons13| Whenhislaws was mine and mine the prusshing stock of |s13Albrech the Bear Albrecht the Bearns13|. I schicked Duke Wellinghof to shockle Roy Shackleton, walhalloo, walhalloo, walhalloo mourn in plein! I braved Brien Berueme to berow him against the Loughlins, all her tolkies shraking: Fugabollags! Lusqu'au bou! If they had ire back of eyeball they got danage on front tooth: theres were revelries at ridottos, here was rivalry in redoubt. Under law's marshall and warschauw did I thole till lead's plumbate, ping on pang, relieved me. I made prahar upon acorpolous and fastings down in Neederthorpe. Can you tell their tale whom I filled ad liptum on the plain of Soulsbury? With three hunkered peepers and twa and twas! For sleeking beauties I spinned their nightinveils, to slumbred beasts I tummed the tief air. Round the musky moved a murmel but belluas zoomed: tendulcis tunes like water parted fluted up from the westinders while from gorges in the east came the strife of ourangoontangues. All in my thicville Escuterre ofen was thorough fear but in the meckling of my Burgh Belvaros was the site forbed: I made uisance of wellpressed meadows and peddled freely in the scrub: tuberclerosies I
reized up from the spudplantz and berriberries from the great. I heard my libertilads making fray through their curraghcoombs and my trueblues herusalaming before Wailingtone's Wall: out of fundness for the |s13blanks13| outozone I carried them and curried them in my Putzemdown cars to my Kommeandine hotels: I collected the rain's riches in my bathytub of roundwood and conveyed it with cheers and cables, rearing mighty shouts, through my longertubes of elm: I made sprouts fontaneously from |s13Sir Sober Phillup Philuppe Sobrietys13| in the |s13cup coupes13| that's chained for noon inebriates: when they weaned weary of that bibbing I made infusion more infused: sowerpacers of the vineyaard, obtemperate unto me! When you think me in my coppeecuffs lookinware would you meckamockame, as you pay in caabmand's sheltar tot the ites like you corss the tees. Wherefore watch ye well! For, while I oplocked the first of |s13Janus'strait Janus's traits13| I downsaw the last of Christmas steps: syndic podesteril and on the rates, I for indigent and intendente: in Forum Foster I demonsthenated my folksfiendship, enmy pupuls felt my burk was no worse than their brite: Sapphrageta and Conchincia were undecidedly
attached to me but the maugher machrees and the |s13antiparthenopes auntieparthenopess13| great great great, in my bethel of Solyman's I accouched their rotundaties and I turnkeyed most insultantly over lutetias raped in the lock: I gave bax ob biscums to the jacobeaters and pottage bakes to the esausted: I dehlivered them with frekandesias by the constant droppings from my smalls instalmonths while I titfortotalled up their farinadays for them on my |s13slatoper's slataper'ss13| slate with my chandner's chauk: I jaunted on my jingelbrett rapt in neckloth and sashes and I beggared about the amnibushes like |s13a belly in belly in as13| bowle. |s13|saOut of Insa| the humanity of my heart I sentº out heywheywomenº for to |sablank refreshsa|
the ballwearied and then, doubling metropolitan |sapoliteness polateness which was greatest of these charitiessa|, devalised the base fellows for the curtailment of their lower man:º with a slog to square leg I put sent my my boundary to Botany Bayº and I ran up a score and four of me while the Yanksº were huckling the Empire:ºs13| I have been reciping om omominous letters full of pieces of pottery about my great great as a thingabolls and I have been inchanting causeries to the feshest cheoilboys so that they are allcalling on me for the song of a birtch. Attent! Couch hear! I have reared my vonderbilt hut in the night and at morningrise I was encampassed of mushroofs: the more secretly bi built, the more openly palastered. Rest and bethinkful, with licence, thanks. I considered the lilies on the veldt and unto Balkis did I disclothe mine glory. Lo, I have looked long upon my pumpadears in their easancies and my drummers have told tall tales of me in the land. (13Fulgent I funked forth (drat it!); voldsom (veh!) they veered.13) And this. This mayds my taughters and these man my son, from the Villa of the Ostmannorum to Thorstan's, recte Thomars Sraid, and from Huggin Pleaze to William Inglis his house, |s13that man de Loundres,s13| in |s13whole alls13| their barony of Saltus, bonders and foeburghers, strutting oges and swaggering macks, redmaids and bleucotts, they are my vill villeins, with chartularies I have talledged them.
(13⇒ Wherforº I will and firmly command that
they do inhabit it and hold it for me and my heirs,º firmly and quietly, amply and honestly, and with all the liberties and free customs which the men of Tolbris have at
Tolbris, and through whole my land. |s+Fee for farm. Enwreakº us wrecks.s+|13) Struggling forlongs I have
|s13freed livramentoeds13|, milles on milles of mancipelles. Mined outskirts benlewd, men breaches portpoinsed: in morgenattics litt I hope, in
seralcellars louched I bleakmealers: on my siege of my mighty I was parciful of my subjects, boss in streetwauks that are darkest I debelled em superb: I deemed the drugtails in my pettycourts and domstered dustyfeets in my husinclose: at Guy's they were swathed, as Foulkes's slashed, the game for a Gomez, the loy for a Lynch: if I was magmonimoss as staidy lavgiver I revolucanized by my
eructions: on high and bye wayseeds I scattered em, in my graben fields sew sowage I gathered em: |s13in Sheridan's Circle my wits |sarest
repose,ºsa| in |sathe pits black pittssa| of the pe pestered
Lenfant he isº |sadamb dummedsa|. |sa(Wake not! Walk
not!)sa|s13| Wherefore has his greats my sovereign lord V. King regards for me and he has given to me my necknamesh (flister it!) which is second fiddler to nomen. Idle were it, repassing from elserground to the elder disposition, in so and such a matter as me it so besitteth, to inquire whether I, huddled til
summone, be the massproduct of teamwork or I, draggedasunder, the forced outcome of group marriage or carried of cloud from land of locust, in ouzel galley borne, three surtouts wripped up in itchothers, two twin pretticoaxes lived as one, troubled in trine or dubildin too, for, holocryptogam of my essenses, abram nude be I or roberoyed with the faineans, surrounded by obscurity, most surely I pretend |s13and reclams13| by my virtus of creation and by boon of promise my naturalborn freeman's journeyman right and my Other Church's inher lights to opt for simultaneous. Till daybow break and showshadows flee. Thus be Hek! Verily! Verily! Time, place!
— What is your numb? Bun!
— Who gave you that numb? Poo!
— Have you put in all your spare pennies? I'm listening. Sree!
— Keep clear of propennies! Kore!
Mr Televox, Mrs Taubiestimm, and invisible friends! I maymay mean to say. Annoyin part of it was, had my faithful Fulvia, following the wiening courses of this world, turned her back on her ways to go on the hills in search of louvers, brunette men of Earalend, Chief Nightcloud by the Deeps and Chief Goes-in-Blackwater and Chief Northpaw and Chief Brown Pool, or, again, had
Fluvia, amber whitch she was, left her chivily crookcrook crocus bed at the bare suggestions of some prolling bywaymen
from Moabit who would have abused of her there might accrue advantage to ask. Yet know of old it was vastly otherwise which I have heard it by my goods waif, as I chiefly endmost heartily aver, for Fulvia Fluvia, iddle woman to the great, ever did ensue tillstead the things that pertained unto fairness. Even so. For I waged love on her: and spoiled her undines: and she wept. O my lors!
— Till we meet!
— Ere we part!
— This time a hundred years!
But I was firm with her. And I did take the reached of my delights, my jealousy, and did raft her flumingworthily and did leftlead her overland the pace, as portreeve should, whimpering by Kevin's port and Hurdlesfjord and Gardener's Mall and rivierside drive to Ringsend Ferry
my dart to throw: and there, by wavebrink, on strond of south, with mace to masthigh, taillas Cowhowling, quailless Highjakes, did I uplift my magicianer's puntpole and I bade those pollyfizzyboisterous seas to retire with hemselves from os (rookwards, thou seasea stammerer!) and I abridged with domfine norsemanship her maiden race, my baresark bride, and knew her fleshly when with all my bawdy did I her whorship, min bryllupswipe: Heaven, he hallthundered; Heydays, he flung blissforhers. And I cast my tenspan joys on her, arsched overtupped, from bank of call to echobank, by dint of strongbow (Galata! Galata!), so streng we were in one, malestream in shegulf: and to ringstresse with iern of Erin I thumbed her and tradesmanmarked her lieflang mine for all and singular, iday, igone, imorgens and for ervigheds (what screech of shippings! what low of dampfbulls!):
goosegaze annoynted uns, canailes canzoned; from Livland, hock zivios, from Lettland, skall vives! With Impress of Asias and Queen Columbia for her pairanymphs and the singing sands for herbrides' music, me to she her skyblumes lifted and I pudd a name and wedlock round her the which to carry till her grave, Appa Lippia Pluviabille, my dirty deary, whiles I herr lifer been: I chained her chastemate to grippe fiuming snugglers, her chambrett I bestank so to spunish furiosos: I was her hochsized, her cleaveinto, her everest, she was my annointed, my laurelled, my proved: who cut her ribbons when nought my prowes? who expoused that havenliness to collective anchorrides when not I, freipforter? in trinity huts they met my dama, pick of their pock for me: when I forgether 'twas my sumbad, if I farseeker itch my list: had I not workit in my cattagut with dogshunds' crotts to clene and had I not giftet of my coataways, constantonoble's aim? and, fortiffed by my right |s13as man of capitols13|, I did umgyrdle her about, my vermincelly vinegarette, with all loving kindness as far as in man's might it lay and enfranchised her to liberties of fringes: and I gave until my lilienyounger turkeythighs soft goods and hardware and fine ladderproof hosiery lines |s13and cocquetteº coiffs and potted fleshmeats from stove dampkookins13| and pennigsworths of the best of taste of knaggy jets and silvered waterroses and geegaws of my pretty novelties and wispy frocks, trancepearances of redferns and lauralworths, such as women cattle wear, the pick of Pim's and Slyne's and Sparrow's, loomends day lumineused, luxories on looks, La Primamère, Pyrrha Pyrrhine, Or de Reinebeau, Sourire d'Hiver, and a crinoline, wide a shire, and pattens for her trilibies |s13that know she might the torture of the bootss13| for all daintiness by |s13teatime me and theetime, the cupandnaggin hours13|: and I wound around my swanchen's neckplace a school of joys of moyles marine to swing their |s13seasangs saysangss13| in her |s13silence silentss13|: and, upping her as king's count, I pierced her beak with order of the
Danabrog (Cunnig's great! |s13Soll live! Soll live! Soll leve! Soll leve!s13|): |s13|saWith mares' with mare'ssa| greaseº cressets at Leonard's and Dunphy's |saandº Madonna lanterns before quintacasas, the tapers of the toperssa| and his buntingpall |saon Mall!) on the Mall;sa| for days there was no night for nights were days and our folk had rest from Blackheathenº and the pagans from the prince of peace; what was trembling sod quacked no more,º what wereº frozen loins were stirred and lived:s13| and I hung up at |s13Yule Yulºs13| my duindleeng suns, helphelped of Kettil Flashnose, for the souperhore of my frigid one, coulomba mea, frimosa mia, in |s13great great great Waste Filth Avenue Strateºs13| and Elgin's marble |s13halls halles|sa,º lamping light lithe from black to block,sa|s13| through all Livania's volted ampire, from anodes to cathodes and from the topazolites of Mourne|s13,º |saWykinloflare Wykinloeflaresa|,s13| by Arklow's sapphire siomen's lure and Waterford's hook and crook lights to the polders of Hy Kinsella: avenyue seen my peurls ahumming|s13, the crown to my eastuarine munipicence?ºs13| and great great great; three firths of the sea I swept with draughtness and all ennempties I bottled em up in bellomport: her intellects I charmed with I |s13called calles13| them utile thoughts, her turlyhyde I plumped with potatums for amiens peace in plenty: my biblous beadells shewed her triumphs of craftygild pageantries, loftust Adam duffed our cousterclother, Conn and Owel with cortoppled baskib, Sire Noeh Guinass exposant of his bargeness and Lord Joe Starr to hump the body of the camel:
— He's not all buum and bully.
— But his members handly food him.
— Steving's grain for's greet collegtium.
— The S.S. Padraic's in the harbour.
And after these things I fed her, my |s13carleen carlens13|, my |s13little lean
steer bareleen barelean linsteers13|, upon spiceries for her garbage breath, italics of knobbylauch |s13and the
rich morcel of the Marrylebon marroleboneºs13| and shains of garleeks and swinespepper and gothakrauts and pinkee dillisks, primes of meshallehs,
|s13and subtletiesº in jellywork|sa,º come the feast of
Saintº Pancreas,ºsa| and potted fleshmeats from
stoveº dampkookinºs13| and the drugs of Kafa and Jelapa and shallots out of Ascalon: and to my saffronbreathing mongoloid I gave
Biorwik's powlver and Uliv's oils, unguents great, for the swarthy face on her and handewers and loinscrubbers and a carrycam to tease her tuzzy out, the brown but combly, and clubmoss and wolvesfoot for her more moister wards (amazing efficiencies!): and for my shopsoiled doveling, when weeks of kindness skinly civicised, in our salons esquirial
|s13withº fineglas frontbays |saand giltedged
librariumsºsa|s13| I did devise my prizeless telltale sports at evenbread to wring her withers limberly, wheatears, slapbang,
|s13draper-cut-dean drapier-cut-deans13|, bray, nap, spinado and ranter-go-round:
|s13we had our lewd |sameyers
mayerssa| and our lairdie |sameirisses meiressessa| smulingº
|sadown fullfacesa| on us
outunread out of their |safunreadous
framoussa| lakenesses oilclothed over for cohabitation and allpointed by Hind:ºs13| she had her dabblingtime in her dunsingkalls while I fell clocksure off my ballast: in our windtor palast it vampared fore elenden, we lubded Sir Wohl for the sleep
and the ghoasts: she chauffed her feusies at my Wigan's jewels while she skalded her mermeries on my Snorryson's sagos: |s13in payunread
paycook's thronsaale she domineered:º lecking icies off the dormer panes all admired her in camaises; on Rideau Row
|sashe Duannasa| dwells, you merk well what you see:ºs13| let wellth wore I our
pantocreator would theirs be tights for the gods: I foredreamed for her and, more than fallmaked, I prevened for her in the haunts that joybelled frail light-a'-leaves for sturdy traemen: Pelves ad Hombres
Sumus: I said to the shiftless prostitute, Let me be your fodder; and to roadies and prater brothers, Chau, Camerade! My tow tugs steered down canal grand, my lighters lay longside on Regalia Water: and I built in Urbs in Rure for mine elskede, my shiny brows, under astrolobe from my upservatory, an earthcloset wherewithin to be quit in most convenience from her sabbath needs, when open noise should stilled be: did not I festfix my unniversiries, wholly, rational and gottalike, sorefister agen sowfister, life sizars all? was not I rosetted on two stelas of little egypt? had not I rockcut reders, hieros, gregos and democriticos, tricastellated, bimedallised? and by my syvendialed changing charties Hibernska Ulitzas made not I to pass through twelve Threadneedles and Newgade and Vicus Veneris to cooinsight? my camels' walk, kolossa! kolossa!, no porte sublimer benared my ghates: Oi polled ye Many but my fews were chousen (voter, voter, early voter,
he was never too oft for Old Sarum): terminals four my statiens were, the Geenar, the Greasouwea, the Debwickweck, the Migreawis: and I set up twinminsters, the pro and the con, my stavekirks wove so norcely of peeled wands and attachattouchy floodmud, now all loosebrick and stonefast, Arched for the covenanters and shinners' rifuge: all truant trulls made I comepull, all rubbeling gnomes I pushed, gowgow: |s13spirits serve me,º gobelins guard!º tickt my tileries,º keep my keep!ºs13| oathiose infernals, to Booth Salivation! arcane celestials, to Sweatenburg's Welhell! and thirdly, for evigs, I did reform and restore for my smuggy piggiesknees her paddypalace on the crossknoll with massgo bell clashcloshant, duominous and muezzatinties to commind the fitful: doom adimdim adoom adimadim: and the oragel of the lauds to tellforth's glory: and I added thereunto a shallow laver to sclub out her hellfire and posied windows for her oriel house: gospelly pewmillieu, kristeichy pewmillieu: ze zackbutts
zounded, ze ollgunnes rulled: and she sass her nach, chillybombom and forty bonnets, upon the altarstane, may all have mossyhonours!
And hail or rain or drizzle or sleet, where it froze in chalice eller swum in the vestry, with fairskin
book and ruling rod, vien of my vergin page, I did learn my little anna countrymouse in alpabeater cameltemper, from alderbirch to tannenyou, with myraw rattan atter drum ooah oyir oyir oyir: my seven wynds I trailed to maze her and ever a wynd had saving closes and all these closes flugged with the gust, hoops for her, hats off for him and reruffles through Neeblow's garding. And that was why Blabus was razing his wall and eltering the suzzannes of his neighbours. And I did spread before my Livvy, where Lord Street lolls and ladies linger and Cammomile row cuts Primrose Rise and Coney Bend bounds Mulbreys Island but never a bled had bladed since the whole budding acre was pessovered, my selvage mats of lecheworked lawn, my carpet gardens of Guerdon City, with chopes peramidous and mouselimes and beaconphires and colossets and pensilled turrisses for the busspleaches of summiramies and |s13statuesques esplanadas statuesqueºs13| and templeogues: |s13the |sapardon pardonellºsa| of Maynooth, Fra Teobaldo, Nielsen, rare |saadmiral admirable, Jean de Portelausa|, and Conall Greatcloak, Guglielmus Caulis and |saPassifyoucant Passivucantsa|s13| (glorietta's inexcelsiored!): for irkdays and for folliedays till the comple anniums of calendarias, gregoromaios and gypsyjuliennes as such are pleased of theirs to walk: and I planted for my own hot lisbing lass a vineyard and bowery nooks and greenwished villas and pampos animos and necessitads iglesias and pons for aguaducks, a hawthorndene, a feyrieglenn, the hallaw vall, the dyrchace, Finmark's Howe, and I fenced it about with huge Chesterfield elms and Kentish hops against budmonth and gleanermonth |s13|saand withsa| a magicscene wall |safor the Queen's Gardenº of the Phoenixºsa| great great greats13|: and (hush! hush!) I brewed for my alpine plurabelle (speakeasy!) my brandold Dublin lindub, the free, the froh, the frothy freshener, the pusspuss pussyfoot, to split the spleen of her maw: and I laid down before the trotters of my eblanite my stonybattered waggonways, my nordsoud circulums, my eastmoreland and westlandmore, |s13running boullawardsº and |sagreat, syddenly paradingºsa|s13| (hearsemen, opslo! nuptiallers, get storting!)
whereon, in mantram of truemen like yahoomen (expect till dutc cundoctor summoneth him all fahrts to pay, velkommen all hankinhunkn in this vogn of Hoseyeh!), claudesdales with arabstreeds, Roamer Reich's rickyshaws with Hispain's king's trombateers, |s13madridden mustangs,
buckarestive bronchos,ºs13| postershays and turnintaxis |s13andº tall tall tiburys |sa& nod nod noddiessa|s13|, my priccoping gents aroger, aroger, my |s13great great damsels so softsidesaddledºs13| covertly, covertly, |s13and lawdeedaw aper a perch behind,ºs13| the mule and the hinny and the jennet and the mustard nag and piebald shjelties and skewbald awknees steppit lively for her pleashadure (lift ye the left and rink ye the right!): and she lafaughed in her diddydid domino to the switcheries of the whip. Down with them! Kick! Playyup!
— Mattahah! Marahah! Luahah! Joahanahanahana!